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Spike and Angel both read the Twilight series.

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Spike and Angel drop the books they were reading on the floor.

"I just finished the last book." Spike spoke.

"Me too." They both laid on the bed staring at the wall. Both seemed to be lost in their own thoughts.

"The book series was ok." Angel final said after the long silence.

"It was so-so." Spike agreed. Angel turn his head to look at Spike.

"Where sis this women get the idea that Vampires sparkle?" Spike shot up.

"Oh my god, that is the thing I don't get." Angel also sat up to start the heated debate.

"Where did she get the idea we sparkle?" The blonde Vampire shrugged his shoulders.

"I think it is because they drank blood and killed I guess, but truth be told I was kind of lost in the many words she used." Angel shook his head.

"That didn't bug me as me as much as the Bella and Edward relationship." He crossed his arms before he went on. "Even our relationship with Buffy wasn't that dramatic."

"The Jacob triangle was very pointless, it was a major duh that Bella and Edward were going to be together in the end." Angel nodded his head in agreement.

"I also found it creepy the imprints she had the wolves do."

"Yuck! I know she seem to be a pedophile having Quil imprint on a two year old and Jacob on a new born."

"That isn't right on so many levels." Angel and Spike placed their heads on the pillow.

"The way they kill Vampires is very dumb, I mean come on what happen to a simple wooden stake in the heart." Nods of agreement came from Spike.

"The way Charlie was informed about all of this was very said."

"Wasn't handled right at all." Angel gave a yawn as he rolled over to one side facing Spike.

"What about that Vampire named Jane? She was such a annoying charter and I wished she would have died plus as a side note Dakota Fanning is the worse vampire ever." Spike turn over to look at Angel.

"All in all I give the book a two out of five." A grin spread across Angel's face.

"That is nice of you, but I gave it a one out of five." They both laughed.

"Were men really vampires aren't we?" Spike gave a chuckle.

"Yes we are." Suddenly Angel grab Spike and pulled him close to himself.

"Want to see how a real Vampire works." Spike laughed.

"Show me." Angel growled then pressed his lips to Spike's. In that moment they both knew it will be around in the late afternoon before they went to sleep.

The End

Kind of sorry to the twilight fans. I do like the books, but there are parts of the book that bug me. Thanks for the reading. Until next time.