Author's free write! Way past predicted update time but whatever, the time has come to end this fic, if you wonder why it took so long just check my profile for a long excuse and summary of my current hectic life. I must thank each and every person who reviewed, alerted, and faved! The kits, when I'm describing them, may be hard to understand unless you've looked at a picture of a fennec fox and gray wolf pup. But again thanks and I may eventually add a bonus chapter if people want me to, but it's the readers choice. d(¯ ¯)

Warning: This fanfic contains yaoi, language (not a lot but some), lemons (would it be an M-rated fan fiction without them?), a very possessive Sasuke, and maybe some angst.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, never have, never will; but that won't stop me from dreaming!

My Precious Mate

Sasuke was starting to regret ever even thinking of becoming a parent. At the moment he was at a twenty four hour convenience store picking up even more food for Naruto, in the rain, at two in the morning. Gotta' love becoming a parent, eh? No, Sasuke really didn't. He thought that since when Naruto was pregnant before, this pregnancy should be the same, but no, this, this was hell in its darkest form.

It had to be at least two weeks since Sasuke had gotten any real sleep; he was most defiantly running on fumes and five hour energies. The cravings and morning sickness Sasuke was expecting, but before Naruto had been sleeping most of the time and was tired when he was awake. No this time around, Naruto simply couldn't sleep. At first they put it off as being excited, but after Naruto staring at the clock an entire twenty- eight hours, the couple talked to Tsunade.

Turns out becoming insomnia was another slightly uncommon pregnancy symptom. So Sasuke was forced to stay awake with his lover for most of the night, barely getting any naps in before work. Sasuke would never admit it but he was actually thankful for Hinata, she could at least tire the blond out for Sasuke to get some sleep. And if Sasuke was thanking Hinata, who he previously cursed a painful long death of freezing in the Alps, then this pregnancy was bad.

Now back to where Sasuke was currently at, Naruto had been watching a marathon of Hogan's heroes on T.V. when out of the blue he demanded tofu, peanut butter, and whole lemons…. Sasuke really didn't want to even picture that combination of food together. So pulling on his rain coat and grabbing an umbrella Sasuke began the long trudge to the store to appease his mate. The thought of driving or having the food delivered never crossed his sleep deprived mind, leaving Sasuke walking home soaked.

When he finally got home with his mate's food he took a warm shower before falling onto his bed with Naruto currently in the kitchen fixing whatever it is he was craving. Laying on the soft luring covers Sasuke tried to think of a solution of the horrid first trimester symptom of insomnia, there was no way he could keep this up. Thinking of ways to keep Naruto preoccupied and entertained without being lonely Sasuke rolled over onto his back and turned his head to look at the far wall. On said wall was a mirror that Sasuke was using to look at himself with, his skin was pale, his hair a wreck, and his eyes had the worst bags under them. Almost like a raccoon. A raccoon. Raccoon. R-a-c-c-o-o-n. R to the a to the double c's to the double o's ending with a n. Praise the Lord! Sasuke had found his solution! Actually he found three solutions.

And with that Sasuke slipped into a pleasant dream, a smirk still marring his face into the morning.

Time Skip~

Oh how Sasuke wished he had thought of that idea sooner. Finally he had been able to get a full night's sleep. He could kiss the Sabaku family if he was that kind of humal, or if they wouldn't kill him for it. The two older siblings Temari and Kankuro helped to appease Naruto along with Hinata, while Gaara the youngest stayed up all night with him. It was a well-known fact that Gaara had insomnia so staying with Naruto was no problem. That and the fact Gaara and Naruto had known each other since Naruto had met Iruka.

So now in his third week Naruto was officially one-third through his pregnancy. Sasuke also picked up something else about the pregnancy that was different than before, before at his third week Naruto was starting to show moderately, but this time Naruto was growing at a much higher rate. He looked to be in his twentieth week in a normal human pregnancy, but since he's a humal, Naruto was going to have a litter of at least five kits.

Tsunade said that the kits would be very small when they are born but Naruto would get as big as a woman carrying twins. That meant when Naruto started his second trimester he was going to balloon fast. Also meaning Sasuke was most likely going to have to deal with the one question every dominate male in history has ever dreaded, 'do I look fat?'

Not only was weight gain going to occur the pair soon found that Naruto also started getting headaches and nose bleeds. How on earth did nose bleeds happen because of a pregnancy, the mates didn't know but Tsunade said so.

At five weeks Naruto looked like a woman in her twenty-seventh week, and he developed another symptom that kind of freaked Sasuke out. Not that the wolf would ever admit it. But watching Naruto knead his chest was sort of creepy. Other than that Tsunade said that the kits were looking perfectly healthy, which eased Sasuke's worn out mind.

Around the same time Sasuke finally found the perfect house for Naruto and him to move into, he was thankful for Iruka and Kakashi but they didn't need to be subjected to the same torture. Thust he humals found a lovely house about ten minutes away from their owners' house with enough space for their soon to be family. By the sixth week of the pregnancy the couple was settled into the new house.

Just in time in fact.

It seemed that the hormones had finally gotten to Naruto, but not in the ripe your head off and then cry out your undying love way. The hormones that Naruto experienced were not… bad… just not expected. It seemed that Naruto became extremely horny. Which was both bad and good. Good because Sasuke loved Naruto's body and everything else about Naruto, and Naruto would be satisfied. Bad because it seemed that Naruto's energy would never run out, and Sasuke had to be very gentle when handling his mate. And being treated like brittle glass was not the way that Naruto wanted to have sex. So lots and lots of experimenting developed. Some Sasuke enjoyed like having Naruto ride him, others not so much. At the very least at least Sasuke found out for future reference that he did not like bondage, cosplay though….

At eight weeks Naruto looked ready to burst and had finally calmed down where he could sleep. Sasuke's agent had been badgering about coming in for a photo shot that a magazine company wanted of him during the weeks prior, but he wanted to stay by his mate's side. Naruto, with the help of Hinata and Iruka, had gotten the nursery together, which was located across the hall from the mate's room in case the kits started to cry. Naruto had even convinced Sasuke to come with him to his parental classes about how to take care of their kits, Sasuke didn't mind and found some of the information rather helpful, not that he would say that out loud. While Naruto laughed at the sight of his mate trying to change a diaper on a fake baby doll.

The due date was inching closer and closer, making both anxious for the arrival, of course luck wasn't on their side.

"I thought I said I wanted to stay home." Sasuke paced in front of the T.V. that his mate was watching, causing said mate to be irritated. Naruto gently rubbed circles on his overly enlarged stomach, loving the feel of tiny kicks from his impatient kits. Naruto was finally in his last week so Sasuke had wanted to stay with him to make sure he was fine. But his manger had made a deal with a magazine without his permission saying it would be good for his image. To say that Sasuke was enraged would have been an understatement. Naruto sighed and tugged on his mate's shirt stopping his pacing, Sasuke pulled the phone away from his ear to listen to his blond mate.

"Just go, your pacing is giving me a headache." Naruto said to Sasuke giving him a warning look when the wolf humal tried to argue back.

"But what if something happens? What if you went into labor early?" Sasuke began to pace again, completely forgetting his agent on the phone, or the fact Uchiha's don't pace.

"Sasuke, calm down nothi-"Naruto tried to intervene in vain.

"What if you turn on the stove and fall asleep and the house burns down?" Sasuke started to question.

"How would the stove light a fire, it's electric!"

"Or what if that serial killer that was on the news happens to see you through the window and decides that you're his next victim?" Naruto's eyebrow twitched, a trait he adopted from Sasuke, at his mate's crazy ideas.

"How could he see me? There are no windows in this room and we're on the second floor!" But that didn't stop Sasuke from having a moment.

"Maybe a rabid snake that a neighbor had, will get loose and get hungry, then try to eat you!" Sasuke dropped the phone in order to gripe his mate's shoulders. Naruto reaching the end of his patience's and bite back, not trying to counsel his annoyances at all.

"And maybe Voldemort will come and throw me a baby shower and we'll all eat Lee baked in a cannoli while Justin Beiber and Barney dance for us on poles!" (I do not own Voldemort… though it was an awesome movie, Barney… that dinosaur creeps me out, or Justin Bieber… I call him Justice Beaver.)

"That too!" And that was met with a glass of cold water to the head. Naruto, after struggling up from the couch waddled over to the discarded phone and told Sasuke's agent that he would be there. Soon after the call ended Sasuke was being pushed out the door by his frustrated pregnant mate. "But Naruto what if you do go into labor?" Sasuke tried to ask.

"If your so worried call Iruka or something so they can come over." Naruto finally pushed Sasuke out the door and was about to close it when a hand latched on.

"Why Iruka?" Sasuke questioned, thinking that Hinata or Gaara would be a better choice.

"Hinata and Gaara are out on a date today." Well that answered Sasuke's question, he conceded to his mate and dug in his pocket to get his phone when the phone went off. Sasuke put the phone to his large wolf ear and was met with heavy breathing.

"Hello?"

"Sasuke Iruka and I are busy so we can't help you. Goodbye." The dial tone sounded ending the call leaving Sasuke slightly angry and confused. How did Kakashi know he was going to call?

Mere seconds before~

Kakashi pushed his body away from the sweating man beneath him and growled in frustration. His pervert senses were tingling, meaning only one thing, someone was going to try an interrupt them. Kakashi refused to let that happen. Iruka opened his lusty eyes to see a scowl on his lover's uncovered lower face and a displeased look covered his face. Thinking it was something he did he rushed to apologize but was kissed suddenly stopping his previous thought. Kakashi pulled a phone off of the floor and dialed Sasuke's number and then spoke once he heard the hello.

"Sasuke Iruka and I are busy so we can't help you. Goodbye." Iruka looked at his lover with confusion as the phone was thrown back on the ground.

"What are you talking about?" Kakashi looked over and surveyed the delicious body laid out for him and quickly latched his mouth on the bronzed neck and moved his hand down to where Iruka's legs met, silencing him.

'No way are they going interrupt our love making like horny teenagers again.'

Back to Sasuke~

Sasuke's eyebrow twitch in annoyance, he turned back to his loving mate and had the door slammed in his face, a muffled go to work could be heard through the door. Admitting defeat to the locked door, Sasuke turned and got in his car and went to work. Not even an hour into the photo shoot there was a phone call for Sasuke.

Annoyed as hell at the annoying crew of women who kept staring at him, Sasuke snatched the phone from the intern's hand and gruffly put it to his ear.

"What?" Sasuke sneered out, being the social humal he was.

"Sasuke! Naruto went into labor!" Iruka yelled into the phone, damaging Sasuke's hearing permanently. But he was in shock so that fact would not be discovered for a long time. The white washed faced humal gapped at the crowded room before yelling the first thing that came to his mind.

"Shit!"

Mere seconds before again~

Iruka panted as Kakashi collapsed on his sweat soaked body and sheets not caring about a thing in the world except the handsome man on top of him. Iruka breathed a deep breath of his lovers wafting scent only to freeze. His Naruto senses were tingling…. (And I think you know where this is going so imagine my pretties!)

Time skip, because I'm lazy and this never would get done if I kept typing~~~

Tapping hit foot against the polished tiled floor, Sasuke kept sending nervous glances at the clock on the wall opposite of him. Watching the seconds tick by Sasuke didn't notice when his friends arrived or Iruka. The large group consisted of Hinata, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Ten Ten, Neji, Sakura, Ino, and Shikamaru, Iruka and Kakashi came in a little after Sasuke's friends. Taking up most of the waiting room the group joined Sasuke in waiting for news on the newest family members of the Uchiha household. Iruka was rubbing Sasuke's back trying to calm him, while Kakashi awkwardly patted his shoulder.

At exactly six am after staying through the night Tsunade walked into the room and pulled Sasuke away from the tired group that fell asleep at four. Walking at a hurried pace Tsunade brought Sasuke to a plain hospital room that housed his blond mate and his new kits. Sasuke hastily went to his loves side and touched his cheek in a loving manner while watching Naruto's eyes flutter open; Naruto smiled at his worried seme and griped his hand to reassure the wolf.

Naruto and Sasuke shared a quick meaningful kiss before Tsunade cleared her throat and after gaining their attention spoke in a professional voice.

"Congratulations Mr. Uchiha and Mr. Uzumaki you now have five healthy kits that are waiting for you to name. I have to go grab the birth certificates and I'll bring your kits in for you to see before naming them." Tsunade left behind the couple who continued to share kisses, soon she was back in the room with five cradles that the nurses had brought in. Gently picking up a child from a basket Tsunade laid the baby in Naruto's arms, watching as the couple gazed at their creation.

"It's so… small." Naruto cooed in awe at the small pup, since they were humals the babies would look like animals until they could hear and see, it had soft grayish fur and a tannish line running down its spine, with large folded ears pressed against the pups head. A small tail wagged gently at the feel of its mothers touch as it moved its head around in a blind search of its mother. The head looked like a wolf's but the snout was longer like a fox. Naruto looked up from his lap to see Sasuke staring at his mate and child, pride swimming in his eyes as he touched his child for the first time.

"This is your oldest son, born at five-forty one a.m. on April third. What would you like to name him?" Sasuke looked to his mate and Naruto nodded before speaking to Tsunade.

"Kyosuke Uchiha." Tsunade nodded and wrote the name, then coaxed Naruto to hand the kit over and switched the children out. This kit looked the same but the coloring was much darker with a black saddle on its back.

"Your second child is a boy as well, born at five-forty five a.m. same day. Name?"

"Shinjiro Uchiha." Sasuke answered this time, a hint of excitement at the thought of his oldest children being male.

"Got it," again the kits were switch out and a smaller sand tan kit was placed in Naruto's awaiting arms. The coloring matched Naruto's fur and looked much more like a fox then a wolf but the ears were of a wolf. "Third is a girl, five-fifty a.m." Naruto studied the girl before rubbing behind her ear and smiled as the kit leaned into the warmth, Naruto couldn't wait for her to grow up, he had a great feeling about his baby girl.

"Sayuri Uchiha." The next kit was larger than its sister but didn't lean into its mother's touch like Sayuri did instead it sniffed the air and turned towards Sasuke, a little shocked at being chosen over Naruto, Sasuke carefully picked up the kit and held the kit as it nestled in his arms.

"The fourth child is a boy, born at five-fifty six a.m., wh-"Sasuke cut Tsunade by blurting out the first name that he thought of.

"Daisuke Uchiha." Sasuke looked down at Naruto before asking, "Does that sound okay?" Naruto nodded and Sasuke released a breath and let his kit be taken from his arms and another kit was given to the mother.

"A girl and the last of your children, born at six exactly."

"I like the name Yumi Uchiha." Naruto asked the girl as he stroked her midnight fur, the only color was a light gray patch on her forehead and in-between her large folded fox ears. Tsunade nodded and went to take the kit but Naruto quickly stopped her. "Actually I was wondering if I could hold all of them now?"

Tsunade looked like she was going to say no but at the puppy look Naruto gave her she dejectedly gave in and placed the kits on the bed with their mother and father. Sasuke soon had Daisuke in his arms after the pup had bumped into his leg; he was also stroking Shinjiro's fur, who was resting on Naruto's pillow. Naruto had both of the girls in his arms and watched as Kyosuke smelled the air before coming to rest in-between his mother and father on the bed.

Looking at the family Tsunade whipped out a camera and took a shot of the family before leaving the room after telling them Naruto and the kits could leave in three days. The proud ecstatic couple looked at their family before looking at each other and sharing another kiss promising the world for themselves, each other, and their children.

Time Skip~ 9 years

"Sayuri Uchiha! I swear if you don't come right this instant I will do things to you that your mother would be scared to hear about!" Shouted a heavily pregnant woman with long hair and soft leopard ears on her head, an agitated tail lashing in the air; the woman was searching the tree branches of the tall elm tree for a slippery kit. Seeing a flash of blond in one of the branches she picked up a rock and launched it at her target, successfully removing the Uchiha kit from the tree she was staked out in.

"You little devil spawn…" Hinata growled out at the god daughter she had been charged to watch over. Sayuri sat on the ground looking bored and annoyed, her blond hair stuck in a bun on the right side of her head with a lily flower braided in. The girls powder blue eyes twitching at the corners in silent agitation, a trait she picked up from her father just like her mother had. Normally Hinata would never had even raised her voice but the hormones were driving her crazy.

"Hinata listen! You caught me, I'm not hurt, no one is here to vouch for either of us so it's your word against mine. So let it go while you still have a chance, or I will not hesitate to ruin your anniversary." Hinata glared at the middle Uchiha child and snorted, not only did she get Naruto's looks and his mischievous nature; she received Sasuke's harsh character and intelligence. In other words if she wanted to Sayuri really could take over the world, either by batting her eyes or by torture.

"Fine you win this time." Hinata admitted defeat and pulled the girl to her feet and began walking back to the house.

"Actually," Sayuri chirped from behind Hinata, "this is the forty-third time I've won, verses your seven." Hinata could feel her blood pressure increasing.

"Sayuri!"

"Dai! Yumi! Help me, Hinata's scaring me!" Sitting outside of the large home Daisuke and Yumi sat playing a game of chess in the summer sun. Daisuke shook his also blond hair at his older sister's obvious lie, his deep black eyes held a loving gleam though at the sight of said sister. Yumi just laughed at her sister's outburst, then moved her lighter black colored bangs out of her eyes, the rest of her hair hung loosely against her shoulders and neck. Whenever Yumi laughed it was contagious and most of the time the entire room would end up laughing with her, her smile too, although her canine teeth sometimes scared people when she gave a more sinister smile. The youngest of the children also had their father's eyes but hers were slightly lighter.

Hearing the noise from the front of the house Shinjiro and Kyosuke came from the back yard where they had been practicing soccer at, only to be tackled to the ground by the middle child. The funny thing was that Kyo and Shin were the oldest and physically biggest out of the group, yet they always easily got tackled by the smallest of the Uchihas. A frustrated sigh passed through Hinata's lips as she watched the family interact, there was no controlling those children, she wondered how Naruto had done so well.

"Alright gather round." Hinata called attention to her as the oldest to kits started wrestling with Sayuri. "Your mother and father should be back soon, so that means it's time to clean the house." Sayuri groaned loudly while the rest of the Uchiha's simply processed the unwanted information.

While the kids didn't want to clean the house they understood where Hinata was coming from, the house wasn't in the best of shape since their mother left. The once neatly organized bookshelf had been tipped over somehow and the books scattered throughout the house in bizarre spots, like the freezer.

Clothes were dispersed randomly through the house, but they were in giant piles so they were easy to clean up. Dishes were staked so high something had been seen crawling up the towers, and it was not a bug. Other than that toys and snacks littered the house, the only clean place on the property being the yard. Hinata was actually a neat freak but she refused to clean up the brats mess, as she likes to say.

Normally the children of an Uchiha would never have let their house get that dirty but no one could forget their mother's habits. He wasn't the tidiest of humals before he became a house wife. After the kits processed the extent of their mess they groaned and stood silently, being use to random bouts of cleaning when their mother was flustered or their dad was punishing them. Each Uchiha quickly set to their task; finally they finished and flopped on the sparkling leather couch. Kyosuke was the first to realize just how long they had been cleaning; their parents would be home soon.

Not even a second after he had thought that the front door slammed open, scarring Yumi out of her wits and onto the ground, and entered Mr. and Mrs. Uchiha in all their glory. Unfortunately for their poor children, who would be permanently scarred for life, if not already, they were making out against their front room's wall. As soon as the door swung open Sasuke had slammed Naruto against the wall, grabbing his legs and hoisted them up to wrap around his waist, and crushed his lips to his spouse's.

Shinjiro turned a rose red and hurriedly looked away from his parents, also covering Yumi's eyes, since he was sitting next to her, and turned her head away. He totally ignored her question of what he was doing, she would thank him later. Kyosuke resisted palming his forehead but reframed from it, trying to stay stoic like his father was most of the time, but he still directed his eyes away from the sight. The youngest boy quickly stood from his spot on the floor and swiftly left the room, the memory of the last time he walked in on them with Shinjiro still fresh in his mind. While Sayuri gazed at her parents, not blinking, then pulled a note pad out from thin air and began to immediately write what she was seeing.

Meanwhile, Hinata's eyebrow slowly began to tick at the passionate make out session; she steeled herself for the reaction she knew she would get from Sasuke and hastily grabbed a spray bottle and approached the couple. Aiming carefully Hinata sprayed Sasuke on the back of the neck, making his jolt away from Naruto, who fell on the ground with a thud. Sasuke turned around and glared at the snow leopard that interrupted them. Naruto, who had stood up, realized what just happened and made a mouse sound, before he smacked his husband's arm, not gently mind you. Sasuke also resisted the urge to rub his now sore arm and looked directly in Hinata's eyes.

"Thank you for your services of watching my children, you may now leave." Hinata scoffed before speaking to Naruto quickly. He thanked her and promised to call her the next day to finish her baby shower planning. The door shut lightly and the room was immerged in an awkward silence. Naruto stepped around his possessive mate and sat in-between Yumi and Shinjiro, who finally let go of his pouting sister's eyes.

Naruto greeted his children before realizing Daisuke wasn't in the room and quickly left to find him. Leaving Sasuke to speak with four of his five children that he hadn't seen in two blissful weeks. Naruto was lucky enough to have had won a two week spa trip for two, so the married couple left the semi-willing Hinata to watch their children and left for their free vacation. Needless to say Sasuke had caught up on their physical relationship, since it had been lacking since the kits could talk and walk.

"So… how was your vacation father?" Kyosuke bravely asked, for only being nine he was very proper in front of adults. The rest of the children in the room silently thanked their older brother for breaking the ice.

"Very pleasant and relaxing, thank you for asking." And the children humals sweated dropped, except for Kyo, at their father's lacking description. And like heaven took pity on them Naruto emerged from the kitchen dragging a flustered Daisuke behind him. Somehow Naruto had also grabbed a bag that had been discarded in the heat of the moment and set it before Sasuke, forced Dai to sit in-between Shinjiro and Yumi, and finally settled next to Sasuke on the love seat that Sasuke had just sat on.

"Well isn't it great to be home?" Naruto questioned his brooding wolf; he only got a nod in return, than turned to the younger humals. Smiling gaily Naruto pulled the bag onto his lap and dug a box out. It was a medium sized box, but the kits still suddenly leaned in closer at the prospect of presents. "Since all of you seemed not to let the house fall into an absolute hell hole and no one died, I think it's only fair to give you your presents." The kits cheered and one after one received their gifts, tore them open thanked their parents, then vacated the room to play with their new toys. Before any of them could get far Naruto's voice rang out over the house, making the kits groan. "You can play with your toys tomorrow, go to bed now alright?" He got a few mumbled yes and goodnights, before the house was quiet.

"Why did we have kits again?" Sasuke joked to his wife, and pulled him closer relishing the feel.

"Oh shut up, you just hate not being able to make love every night." Naruto teased back lightheartedly, loving spending time at home with his mate.

Sasuke hummed lightly in the back of his throat before answering back. "I don't think I'm the only one who misses it." Naruto flushed and looked away in embarrassment.

"Well it's not like I don't miss it, you just tend not to be able to control yourself." Sasuke's eyebrow rose.

"I can't control myself? If I remember correctly you were the one who responded so nicely when my hand just so happened t-"Naruto slapped a hand on his husband's mouth to silence him and blushed. Sasuke smirked at the adorable sight, gently removed the hand over his mouth and placed his lips on his fox's lips. The sweet teasing kiss slowly morphed and became a searing passionate kiss, where Naruto was on his back with Sasuke situated in-between his open legs. Hands began to roam and clothes were being removed when a soft pitter patter came down the stairs.

"Mother, Father I was wondering what am I supposed to do with this…" Yumi looked up from the strange book she had received to question her parents. She stood awkwardly for a second than dropped the book and scurried up the stairs, a blush staining her pale skin. Sasuke looked at where his youngest daughter once stood and shrugged before attaching his mouth back to Naruto's throat. Naruto on the other hand, blushed in embarrassment for being caught in such a position by their youngest and most innocent kit.

Shinjiro and Daisuke had walked in on the couple about a year ago when they had been in the middle of making love. Sasuke had been away for a month and was eager to taste his mate, so he was being a little more passionate than normal. That passion caused the bed frame to hit the wall, alerting the two boys to a disturbance and of course they had to investigate. That had scarred them for life. Kyosuke had been briefed by Kakashi about gay couples once when they had Kakashi baby sat. That was the last time that ever happened. And Sayuri, Naruto had found out after cleaning her room, was a yaoi fan. He thanked whatever god or higher being that was out there that it was only soft yaoi and not hard.

Sasuke stopped marking his mate when he noticed that Naruto was still blushing and looking at the book that Yumi had dropped. The wolf humal resisted a frustrated sigh and relinquished his position over Naruto to sit on the floor next to the love seat. After a moment Naruto finally noticed the lack of heat against his body and snapped back to reality, he looked over to his mate sheepishly and rubbed the back of his head.

"Sorry, I'm just worried we scarred her also." The fox humal nervously told his mate. Sasuke silently agreed knowing how Sayuri was.

"It's fine." He curtly said to his wife. Naruto nodded and stood so he could grab the book on the floor. He picked it up and glanced at the cover to only be shocked. Noticing the look Sasuke also came to look at the book and tensed, that was not the book Yumi was supposed to have gotten…

"Sasuke Uchiha, where did this book come from?" Naruto sweetly asked the tiniest hint of evil radiating out from him. Sasuke slowly started inching away before answering.

"An instruction manual." Only about three feet from the door now.

"Ohh, and what is it instructing you on?" Naruto began to advance on his now fidgeting mate, only two more feet…

"Um, it's about a toy." Almost there, Sasuke could feel the hair prickle on the back of his neck at the sight of his wife's frightening smile.

"It's an instruction manual for a vibrator! Why the hell do you have this?" With speed only an enraged mother could have Naruto grabbed Sasuke by the front of his shirt and threw him against the wall. The aura of evil now leaking freely.

"Well if you want to know, who am I to stop you?" Sasuke seductively said as he pulled his mates hands of off him, his tail wagging slowly behind him in anticipation. Naruto backed away quickly as his mate advanced his ears low and tail between his legs. Sasuke and sex toys were a dangerous combination as Naruto knew. He tried to make a brake for the door but was tackled down, and 'forced' into enjoying a fun filled night with his wolf and his wolf's new favorite toy.

However unknown to them Sayuri was watching from the kitchen and still writing everything down. She laid her pencil down and sighed to herself in satisfaction.

"Auntie Sakura and Ino will sooooo enjoy this!"

END~