How to annoy Alaric Saltzman Trick #1

KILL Ric REPEATDLY

Damon plopped down on the couch in the parlor of the Salvatore boarding house. No creature living or dead was inside beside Damon himself. Damon enjoyed the silence, but was still wondering about the girl Chewy and when she would come back. It had only been a week since she killed Fred and gave Stefan a puppy. Damon cringed. Poor Fred...

Suddenly Damon's favorite drink fell and splattered onto the carpet with a crash. Damon perked up and looked behind him to the sound. "Oh, you've got to be KIDDING me!" Damon groaned his face dropping. Broken glass was scattered all on the ground and Damon's always protected carpet was now stained with deep blood red scotch. Damon got up crossing his arms looking at the messy carpet. Really? My favorite carpet?"

"Wow, season two episodes five and fourteen much?" Damon turned around uncrossing his arms. There stood leaning up against the doorway was Chewy with her eyebrows raised. She straightened up and walked over to Damon. "Really? You know you, like, have SERIOUS obsession problems with that carpet." Damon gave her a look. "Episode, season, wait what? And really?" He gave an annoyed glare. "I happen to LIKE my furniture CLEAN thank you very much." Chewy held back a hysterical laugh then rolled her eyes. "Oh WOW you really do have an obsessive problem. Love blood but hate getting the furniture messy, but never mind. So!" Chewy perked up giving a devious smile. "Are you ready?" Damon gave her a suspicious look. He remembered on Christmas that Chewy mentioned "one condition" in exchange for her pranking services. "What's the catch?"

"None!" Chewy smiled and Damon's eyes widened shocked and curious. "None?" Chewy gave a cheeky smile. "Yet. But anyway not the point. We are going to give your dear friend Ric a visit. And I need YOU to send him a VERY important email."

Ric circled with his pen the red F he just wrote on the paper he just graded. Ric gave a heavy sigh as he moved the essay to the stack of other already graded papers. He glanced at his watch. It was already 9:35 and Alaric was still in his quiet classroom catching up on grading all the papers he hasn't had time to check. Stupid vampires and werewolves...I WOULD have more time to do my work if I wasn't getting killed 24/7!

Ric sighed turning back to his work. Suddenly his computer that sat off to the side of his desk gave a little message ding. He looked at the screen. In the corner a new chat message was open on his Facebook account he forgot to log off of. Ric groaned giving himself a face palm. Ugh! Why do I even have a Facebook? I don't have time for it! Oh, wait, you have one because you let Damon convince you so that you could like his I Hate Katherine, Stefan is too Broody, and Originals Suck pages.

Ric raised his eyebrows at himself then shook his head looking at the chat box. And what do you know? Damon Salvatore wants to chat.

Ric rolled his eyes at the irony and his profile picture of a recent photo of Katherine photo shopped with devil markings all over. Ric gave a laugh. Oh Jenna must find this annoying. She doesn't know it's not Elena.

Ric pulled his attention back to the message. Yo, Ricky, check out this link. .com/watch?v=qmPmIJyi0sc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

"Huh." He took the mouse and moved it clicking on the link. A video pulled up on YouTube. "Gotcha," started saying a women's voice. "you just got Rick Rolled." A music video started playing along with the Never Let You Go song. Ric groaned. "SERIOUSLY?" He yelled aloud his voice echoing through the empty room. "Ugh..." REALLY? Damon just Rick Rolled me, ME. Ric, Damon just Rick Rolled Ric...wow that's confusing.

He shook his head. Alright, I'll just message him back and- But Ric didn't get to finish his thought when just then a sharp pain went through his heart and everything went black.

Chewy pulled the knife out of Ric's back and turned to face Damon who was now at the door frame. "Thank you Damon for that short and funny side show." She said with an evil smile. Damon gave his signature smirk. "I felt it was in order." He shrugged. "I've never actually Rick Rolled him. I felt now was time and the perfect distraction." Damon looked at the now temporally dead Alaric slumped over on his desk. "So...now what?" Chewy smiled. "We wait." Damon raised an eyebrow but listened. The two waited five minutes before Ric gasped and straightened up panting. "What the-!" He didn't have time to take in his surroundings before Chewy plunged the knife into his heart again. And once again he was dead. Damon gave an amused chuckle. "So how long are we going to do this?" Chewy shrugged and turned giving him an innocent smile. "Till it gets boring." Damon gave a smirk and Chewy's heart skipped a beat. "Guess we'll have A LOT of waiting." Chewy giggled and turned back to Ric. Damon watched him again too.

Five minutes went by again before Ric sat up panting and gasping. "What the-!" this time he saw Damon. His eyes widened. "Damon? Are you...are you killing me?" Damon smirked and shook his head gesturing behind him. Ric turned around to see Chewy who once again plunged the knife into his heart. She giggled amused and the two waited five more minutes. He woke up to see Chewy this time. She staked him. He died, and for the next two hours it became a regular thing. Five minutes pasted, Ric woke up, saw either Chewy or Damon, got staked by Chewy, and died. Finally though at 11:26 Chewy finally let him wake up and live for a few seconds. Ric panted, hunched over, glaring a Chewy who was fiddling carefully with her knife.

"Why...who..." Chewy smiled still looking at her knife. "Teehee! You're cute when you're dead." Chewy looked at him and cocked her head innocently. "Did you know that?" Ric gave a slight growl. "Why...why do you keep doing this?" He clutched his chest in pain from the multiple stabs.

Chewy sighed thinking that she was acting like Nyx. "Because it's FUN Ricky." Ric growled. Chewy looked at him with amusement and giggled. "Teehee!" She then stopped though and frowned. "Huh..." Chewy twisted with guilt. "Ok, I'm dome acting like this...it's too weird...and I'm all guilty now...and bored..." She looked at Damon smiling. He raised his eyebrows. "We're done then?"

"Yah...we're done." Chewy smiled and stabbed Ric one last time. He fell over onto the floor causing a bit of blood to drip onto the tiles. Chewy chuckled like her old self again. "I don't think the janitor will like us anymore." Damon gave her a smirk. "Unless he's a vampire." Chewy giggled. "Yah, unless he's a vampire." The two smiled at each other. Chewy walked up to him and they walked out the door Chewy laughing at herself. "You know I probably should have grabbed my knife. Otherwise I might have an angry Rick Rolled victim on my hands! Haha!"

"Yah, the last thing we need is to have someone else losing their fingers!"

Disclaimer: I do not own The Vampire Diaries. All rights to it go to The CW. The only character I do own is (do I even HAVE to say?) Chewy.

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