This is what happens when you have too much fun on the internet. A lovely two-person-round-robin written by Michechu and myself...lol
Um...look away kids. Hot boat-on-newt action following. Nothing obscenely detailed, however XD
Michechu: If you compare it to canon TRC, then Fai is the strange plastic boat in Kurogane's terrarium...that he doesn't want to love, but can't resist!
Uakari: Best. Metaphor. EVAR.
Michechu:
Fai-boat: =DDD Hyuu! Kuro-newt is napping on me!
Kuro-newt: Shut up! It's just because you're so close to my lamp!
Fai-boat: Kuro-rin just likes my deck.
Kuro-newt: *flustered* I want nothing to do with your deck!
Uakari:
Fai-boat: Whatever, you totally want to polish my deck.
Kuro-newt: Quiet you.
Fai-boat: Give it little spit-shine!
Kuro-newt: *rubs silently at deck and looks shifty* Let us never speak of this again...
Michechu:
Fai-boat: *exaggerated moaning* OOOH, Kuro-newt! Put your strong four-fingered paws all over my stern!
Kuro-newt: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. ;-;
Uakari:
Fai-boat: But you're so...so...dexterous! Rub me harder, my engine is sputtering!
Kuro-newt: You are sick.
Fai-boat: But that hasn't stopped you from stroking...oh yeah! Right there!
Kuro-newt: You're lucky you're pretty, and suitably manly, AND right underneath my sun lamp. Bastard.
Fai-boat: You still haven't stopped, Kuro-grumpass.
Michechu:
Kuro-newt: I...I'm just trying to get comfortable!
Fai-boat: *purring* If you swim underneath me, I may just stroke you with my rudder...
Kuro-newt: The- there's no way I'm bottoming to you, boat!
Fai-boat: *pouts* What, you think you're too manly for me to have my way with you, Kuro-newt? So cold.
Kuro-newt: NOBODY IS BOTTOMING TO ANYBODY. [
Uakari:
Fai-boat: Then you should really get off, Kuro-mander, before I do...
Kuro-newt: Zuh?
Fai-boat: Mmmm...
Kuro-newt: What the hell are you doing? Is that...is that OIL leaking?
Michechu:
Fai-boat: *moans* May...maybe.
Kuro-newt: GODDAMN YOU! PERVERTED BOAT! MOLESTER! STOP THAT THIS INSTANT!
Fai-boat: I can't stop, Kuro-rin! My...my engine...I...*eyes roll up in head*
Kuro-newt: *horrified* Noooooooo! My tank!
Uakari:
Fai-boat: Wow Kuro-newt, that was- *snore*
Kuro-newt: What the...?
Fai-boat: *snore*
Kuro-newt: Whatever. As long as YOU'RE sleeping in the slick-spot!
Michechu:
*Weeks later*
Kuro-newt: *lays eggs* GODDAMNIT.
Fai-boat: Hyuu! Am I the daddy?
Kuro-newt: I HATE YOU.
Uakari:
Eggs: Brr! Brr! Kuro-mommy is so cold!
Kuro-newt: Someone fucking shoot me.
Fai-boat: Now, now. It won't do for Kuro-mommy to be suicidal!
Kuro-newt: You little buggers better resemble ME more than bent-sterned fool...
Michechu:
*Weeks later even*
Fai-boat: Well, they do resemble you more...
Kuro-newt: *grumbles and flaps his arm at one of the tiny newts with sails on their backs*