OOC: Good evening, gentlemen and ladies. My name is Minion. Welcome to Albert Wesker's Fanmail Corner!

Wesker: Hm? Where am I?

Oh. You're in Fanfictionland.

Wesker: Oh, I've been here before. You'd better not be pairing me up with some mary-sue, or I swe-

No, no no no. You're just going to be answering fan-mail.

Wesker: Ah. Sounds simple enough, then. As long as I don't have to make out with Chris or some sparkly goth, we should get along nicely.

No, I don't think you will.

Wesker: Hm...well, what'll I get out of it? Money? Power?

Er...we'll discuss the terms of your contract later. For now, here's how it'll work. People can ask their questions in the "review" section. As long as the questions aren't too similar, I should be answering about seven to ten at a time.

I'm doing this for several reasons. For one, I was inspired by Wesker and Chris Fainmail by WolfyWoman. I won't lie there.

Second of all, for a convention next month (as of writing this, anyway), I'm cosplaying as Wesker, and I needed a skit to do for a contest. So, I decided to read fanmail since I can't dance, and there's not likely to be any other Resident Evil cosplayers there. ( You never know though )

I might have guests come in and answer questions as well, such as Leon, Ada, and any others.

There's no guidelines for the questions. Just write whatever you want, and I'll do my best to answer. I'll only be doing about ten at most for the convention, however.

Right then. Hop to it!