Aisha: Hi. I promised a new chapter following the rules, here you go. When I speak, there's no "Aisha said" or anything. I still own no Tokyo Mew Mew. I also don't own Elfen Lied or Fruits Basket.
"Hello everyone! Welcome to Tokyo Mew Mew Idol!"
"Unfortunately, I hate this job." moaned Kaede.
"Really? I have to run!" a cry came from backstage.
"Oh no, we've started!" Kaede called.
"Oh no! I'll be right out!" Tohru said in a panic.
Tohru ran out, and Kaede was the only one there.
"We haven't started have we?" she said, fairly annoyed.
"No. UFO isn't here. Damn. I want this over and done with." Kaede replied.
"UFO?" Tohru questioned.
"Unidentified Fat Oaf." She explained.
"Umm, Kaede? I'd look behind if I were you." said Tohru.
She turned, and Patrick was about to get in his seat.
"Oaf?" Patrick said, about to cry. "Nobody calls me an oaf, and gets away with it!" hollered Patrick, going into a rage.
"We have to start now. Presenting... Ryou!"
"Hello." said Ryou.
"WE LOVE YOU RYOU!" screamed his many fangirls.
"Pai!"
"BOOO!" went the crowd, along with "Taruto Killer!"
"He's alive now, isn't he?" replied Pai.
"Keiichiro!"
The crowd just cheered that time. Poor Keiichiro has no die hard fans.
"Taruto!"
"AWWWW!" went the crowd.
"Hey!" whined Taruto.
"Masaya!"
"BOOOOO! YOU SUCK!" came from every direction of the crowd. "Kisshu is much cooler than you!"
"Finally….Kisshu!"
Kisshu came smiling in, but grimaced and held his hands against his ears when at the deafening audience.
"WE LOVE YOU! YOU'RE HOT! OMG HE LOOKED AT ME!" were just SOME of the comments from the audience.
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'First up to sing is Taruto! What are you singing?"
""Baby" by Justin Bieber!" he said.
"S-serious?" said Kaede.
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"Ohh wooaah
Ohh wooaah
Ohh wooaah"
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"NOO!" shrieked Kaede, banging her head on the desk.
"Nyuu?" she said in her infantile state.
"You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, And I'll be there
You want my love, You want my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart"
"Kaede needs to review this. Whack her with a mallet, Tohru."
Tohru hit her hard on her head, putting her out of her ditsy self and back to her sadistic side. However Taruto was already up to the last chorus.
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"Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Gone, gone, gone"
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The crowd went nuts and Taruto smiled.
"Judges?"
"Is, it over?" said Kaede, her eye twitching and giggling in a way that would concern everyone around.
"I believe so." confirmed Patrick.
"Hahahaha! I can take Tohru and her bubbly personality, I can take Patrick with his stupid behaviour, and I can even listen to Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows! But you know what?"
Kaede was scaring everyone. She went totally round the bend.
"Kaede? Are you alright?" Tohru asked worriedly.
"I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER! HATE HATE HATE!" breaking into a fury, Kaede released her vectors and turned on Taruto.
"Don't touch Taru-Taru! Mew Mew Pudding! METAMORPHO-SIS!" Pudding came out of nowhere to confront Kaede.
"This is embarrassing, being saved by Pudding." muttered Taruto.
"Emergency ad-break! Put on the Cadbury Ad!"
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*ad break plays*
"Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury?
*jingle continues*
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"Welcome back! Nobody suffered more than a nosebleed and headaches, for those who were wondering."
"Patrick said the singing needed to be a little softer, and Tohru congratulates Taruto for taking on the song."
Now it's time for Masaya to sing!"
The crowd boos.
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"I'm singing "Somewhere beyond the Sea" by Bobby Darin. It's a beautiful song and..."
"Just sing already!" Kaede yelled from the judges table.
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"Somewhere beyond the sea
Somewhere waitin' for me
My lover stands on golden sand
And watches the ships that go sailin'"
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Backstage, the competitors yet to sing were discussing their song choices.
"I'm singing Down" said Ryou.
"Not telling you humans." Pai muttered.
"Never say Never." said Keiichiro.
"DON'T!" Kisshu ran in. "Don't sing Justin Bieber!"
"Why Kisshu?" they all queried.
"Kaede HATES Justin Bieber!" he went on at top speed. "She beat up Taruto for singing a Justin Bieber song. Also, Kaede likes older songs. Remember how she liked Lilium so much? Tohru likes songs that ""Represent you"" whatever that means, and Patrick dislikes slow songs. Good luck!"
He back ran out leaving the others puzzled.
"Did you catch any of that?" Keiichiro asked the others.
"No."
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Back onstage,
"Happy we'll be, beyond the sea
And never again I'll go sailin'!"
A small section of the crowd cheered, the rest booed.
"Judges?"
"Not as good as the original, but a great effort." said Tohru.
"FINALLY! A GOOD SONG" Kaede screamed.
"He's only the second boy singer." said Tohru.
"Right. Patrick?"
"Too slow. I was bored." said Patrick.
"Numskull." mumbled Kaede.
"Next up is Kisshu! What are you singing? "
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"I'm singing "I'll be there" by the Jackson 5." he said.
"You and I must make a pact
We must bring salvation back
Where there is love
I'll be there"
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Meanwhile, behind the scenes, Pai was in the poo. He was seriously considering changing his song after hearing what Kisshu said, or rather, blabbed. But then again…
Why should I believe him? That immature idiot is probably trying to make a fool of me! he thought.
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"If you should ever find someone new, I know he'd better be good to you
'Cause if he doesn't, I'll be there
Don't you know, baby, yeah yeah
I'll be there, I'll be there, just call my name, I'll be there
I'll be there, I'll be there, whenever you need me, I'll be there
Don't you know, baby, yeah yeah
I'll be there, I'll be there, just call my name, I'll be there..."
Kisshu finished to massive applause. Then it was time for the judges' comments.
"I liked it. Not bad at all." said Tohru.
"You guys are much better than the girls. Full of lame song choices. But boys prove to be better at this. Great singing." stated Kaede.
"You chose this because Kaede likes old songs right?" Patrick questioned.
Crap! Crap! Crap! Stupid star!
"Of course not!" he said.
"That's fine then." Patrick smiled in a lazy manner.
"You really are stupid aren't you?" the words slipped out before Kisshu could stop them.
"I am?" asked Patrick and Kisshu just shook his head and left.
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"Keiichiro is next up!"
"I'm singing "The Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash" said Keiichiro.
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"Love Is a Burning Thing
And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
I Fell Into a Ring of Fire
I Fell Into a Burning Ring of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher
And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring of Fire
The Ring of Fire"
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Back with Pai…
"I've got it! This song is sort of old, and I will dominate over those foolish humans!" screamed Pai. "And Kisshu and Taruto." he added. "Now to memorize it! To Youtube!" and on the computer he went.
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"And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring of Fire
The Ring of Fire"
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"Judges?"
"Nice job!" said Tohru.
"I don't like the song that much. But, I have to say, you sang it well." said Kaede.
"I have a feeling someone is trying to make out that Kaede's opinion is the only one that matters." said Patrick.
"I'm offended! I just don't want to hurt peoples' feelings." said Tohru, hurt at this comment.
Keiichiro walked up to Tohru and held her hand.
"You're a very sweet young lady to have such good values. I think your opinion matters very much." Keiichiro spoke charmingly and flattering Tohru immensely.
"Th-tha-thank you Keiichiro." she stammered, turning beetroot red.
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"Now it's time for Ryou to sing."
"I'm singing Down."
Baby are you down down down down down,
Downnnnnnn, downnnnnnn,
Even if the sky is falling down,
Downnnnn, downnnnn
Ooohhh
You oughta know, tonight is the night to let it go,
Put on a show, I wanna see how you lose control,
So leave it behind cause we, have a night to get away,
So come on and fly with me, as we make our great escape.
So baby dont worry, you are my only,
You wont be lonely, even if the sky is falling down,
Youll be my only, no need to worry,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Dowwwnnnnn, Dowwnnnnn,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Downnnnn, Downnnnnn,
Even if the sky is falling down,
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Backstage,
"Pai, what ARE you singing?" Keiichiro asked Pai.
Pai whispered the song to Keiichiro.
"You have got to be kidding me." he said.
"Kidding what? Tell me!" Kisshu came into the room but managed to catch part of the conversation.
"Why do you always leave the room?" Pai questioned.
"Why does it matter to you? Tell me!" Kisshu said.
Keiichiro told him. A big classic smile spread over Kisshu's face.
"Good luck with that."
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"So baby don't worry, you are my only,
You won't be lonely, even if the sky is falling down,
You'll be my only, no need to worry,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down,
Even if the sky is falling down"
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"WE LOVE YOU RYOU!" shrieked two teenage girls from the crowd, while the rest of the audience cheered.
"Judges? What did you think of it?"
"I love that song! Don't see how it reflects you." said Tohru.
"That's so pathetic! You sound like a whiny girl when you say "Down". I say FAIL!" Kaede was fairly annoyed they went back to modern songs. Putting it mildly. But then again, it's Kaede.
"BOO!" went the crowd.
"Shut up, useless fangirls! Get a sense of hearing! He sucked, so get used to it!" Kaede yelled in retort.
"Duhhhh…" Patrick drooled, falling asleep once again.
"Wake up and give your verdict, worthless lump!" Kaede screamed.
"I think… That was the best song yet!" cried out Patrick.
"You've got to be joking!" said Kaede.
"Don't be mean to him!" said Tohru.
"And you! So soft! Get a backbone, so if people are harsh to you, you can at least defend yourself!" Kaede hissed.
Tohru looked like she was going to cry, but remained pale and speechless.
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"Ahem, are you done? Pai is going to sing!"
"I am, selfish human. Prepare to hear my skills, greater than that of any of yours!" said Pai.
"It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time
Where he at, Where he at,
Where he at, Where he at,
There he go, There he go,
There he go, There he go"
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Everyone just stared with their mouths open. The boys backstage came to watch, but just stared in amazement.
"He wasn't kidding, was he?" Keiichiro whispered to Ryou.
"Clearly not." he replied, smiling. "But let's see the reaction, shall we?".
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"Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style
Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style
Where he at
Where he at
Where he at
Where he at
There he go
There he go
There he go
There he go!"
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He finished to a stunned silence.
"THAT WAS THE MOST RETARTED SH*T I'VE EVER HEARD!" screamed Kaede.
"I…" stammered Tohru.
"I what?" asked Kaede.
"I AGREE! I'VE BEEN TOO NICE TO YOU LOSERS!" shrieked Tohru.
"Now you're speaking my language!" said Kaede.
"No Kaede, she's gone mental." said Patrick.
'It must be serious if HE is saying she's crazy.' thought Kaede.
"AS FOR YOU! YOU GIVE NO CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISISM! YOU JUST HATE EVERYTHING! THIS IS FUN, I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND IT HARD TO BE MEAN!" Tohru turned on Kaede.
About to blow into a fury, Kaede released her vectors, then…
WHACK.
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Tohru had her head on the table, with a big bruise. Patrick held the big mallet from before.
"You?" asked Kaede.
"You what?" said Patrick.
"What happened? I feel dizzy..." moaned Tohru.
"Nothing!" said everyone.
"I thought, THAT WAS AN AWESOME SONG!" said Patrick.
"WHAT THE HELL?" yelled Kaede.
"All right, enough drama! Tomorrow night, on Mew Mew Idol, ELIMINATION!"
"Oooooh!" went the crowd, when a big flashing said "Go Oooooh".
"The contestants with the least votes, male and female, will be eliminated. We will have guest singers coming! Don't miss out!"
Aisha: You don't want to miss out! PM are preferred for voting, keeps it secret. But you can vote through reviews as well, don't have a problem with it. In your reviews you can suggest guest singers! Bye!