A/N: This is my first M-rated story, so it may, um... suck? *vampire-pun-groan* And as always, Hellsing... not mine... etc...

"Master?"

"What is it, Police Girl?"

"Well... I've never been with a man before. I was always too busy with my studies to notice them too much. And now that I'm a vampire... let's just say that these urges are increasing. How do you handle the urges..."

"Say no more."

Alucard brought a fold of his jacket up, and all was darkness. The next thing Victoria was aware of was the four-post coffin at her back. They were in her room! With two swipes of Alucard's hand, Victoria's blouse and skirt go tumbling down to the ground in thin ribbons of fabric.

"No panties? You naughty girl."

"I'm undead now. It's not like I sweat much..."

With a slight touch of Alucard's finger to her forehead, Victoria went careening onto her bed.

"Ungh!"

"Well now, you didn't expect me to be a gentleman, did you? Now, where was I? Ahh yes..."

Alucard leaned over her and lolled out his long tongue and starting caressing Victoria's pale, lightly-haired pussy. Victoria uncontrollably moaned as waves of pleasure raced up and down her body. Alucard started rubbing his left fang against the paleness of her inner thigh while his right fang toyed with her clit. Then Victoria tensed suddenly as Alucard thrust his tongue into her wanting pussy. Her hymen tore like a sheet of wet toilet paper under her master's force. Alucard licked every single drop of blood from her fresh wound.

Hmmm... Her blood may be rancid from being a vampire, but this is the best rancid blood I've had in a very long time.

Even so, that wasn't enough. He brought his fangs up and pierced her mound. His tongue voraciously lapped at Victoria's nub as well as the twin trickles of blood from above. Victoria's moans were steadily getting louder while her pelvis started rhythmically thrusting at Alucard's face.

"I want you to shag me! Do it now!"

"My, my. Who is the master here?"

"I'm sorry, Master! Please?"

"Well, since you asked nicely..."

Alucard's pants seemed to dissolve, and with no hesitation his throbbing member speared into Victoria. She let out a high-pitched yelp, but quickly recovered and started thrusting her pelvis in time with Alucard's thrustings.

The ecstasy was an electricity building up inside of her, and she instinctively lunged to bite Alucard's throat to sample his blood as he had to hers. Even though her lightning-fast move would've taken any normal person off guard, Alucard could see the action from a mile away. He swiftly dodged her fangs, and gave her a light back-handed tap across her cheek.

"Now, now. That is no way to ask. Besides, this is not the day for that. In the future, perhaps, but not now."

The strike Alucard gave her stung a little, but she found that it actually made her hotter, and she grinded on Alucard's dick with a fury she had never felt before. Her fury built until she let out a cry as her pussy gushed with intense pleasure. Then she heard what sounded like a far-off wolf's cry, but she knew that the sound came from inside Alucard. She could also feel both an ice-cold and fiery-hot sensation as Alucard's seed filled her pussy till it overflowed.

Alucard's last thrust propelled him through Victoria as he dissolved into mist and laughter all around her. She made to grasp for him, but there was nothing left. In her mind she could hear Alucard's words: Sleep well, Police Girl.

With a naughty grin on her face, she replied. "Yes, Master."