AU stories are rare so I shall do some.

Whoo.

This is where Eli and Clare are reserved. I enjoy Bad-a$$ Clare.


"I give you a trillion for showing Fitz who's boss, and a trillion bajillion for wiping the disgusting grin off his face." Adam said and Eli couldn't help but smile.

"It was satisfying." he stated simply.

"Ahh, look at your green eyes. You know what? I hardly even recongize you know."

Eli punched his shoulder. "Yeah, ok. But nobody really noticed they were just blinded by that rumor that I was going to become a woman for you."

Adam's knckles cracked at the mention of it. "Don't. Remind. Me."

"I think..." he pulled the glasses out of his back pocket. "I think... I should go back to the old me."

Adam couldn't stand the old stuffy boring Eli. He swatted the glasses out of his hand shouting protest. They landed in the middle of the road.

"Adam! My glasses!" he said and Adam looked at him apolegitacally.

Before Eli can reach them a hearse, of all cars, ran the over with a crunch.

"Motherfu-" the voice said before giving a distressed groan. Eli looked at Adam. He stepped back.

The girl stepped out of the car and Eli's eyes nearly popped out. Adam stepped forward.

She was wearing a plaid school girl skirt that was short enough to be a sin, a way too tight white button down (partially exposing her midriff), and ripped fishnets. She had short curly black and ginger hair.

She growled lowly and Adam looked at Eli. She fished the broken glasses out of under the tires.

"Hey, um... I'm pretty sure they're dead." she handed them to Eli as Adam held up his hands.

"It's... ok, I... uh got laser eye surgery."

She leaned slightly forward and Eli's breath hitched. She smirked.

"Oooh, green eyes. You have beautiful eyes." she whispered, backing away a tiny bit.

Eli almost dropped his glasses. She was so beautiful...

"Thanks..." he said. She sighed and turned around.

A boldness filled Eli. "Wait..."

She turned back. "Yes?"

"See you around?"

She smiled, in an almost seductive way. "I guess you will."

Go on,hate me.