Didn't See That Comming

Disclaimer: Okay. I admit it. Absolutely NOTHING to do with Inuyasha is mine. This idea is mine... but that's IT!

Summary: When nineteen- year- old Kagome Higurashi breaks up with her two- timing boyfriend, she quickly finds herself in the arms of the utterly handsome Inuyasha Takahashi. But what happens when his ex girlfriend and Kagome's ex boyfriend both want them back?

Chapter 1: Break up's are the worst... or are they?

Ever had the nagging suspicion that your boyfriend was cheating on you? That he was with someone else at the same time? Kami, I couldn't handle that pressure when it was my time to feel that. He promised to love me. I was his and he was mine. That ass.

"Damn you, Akitoki!" I screamed.

"Kagome," he pleaded. "This is a mistake! It's not what you think!"

"Look," I growled. "Don't tell me what it was, got it? I saw you and Yuka just now, and if you don't call having your lips locked together, moaning, swapping spit and grinding, almost to the point of dry sex- then you're a bigger idiot than I just thought you were!"

"Don't do this, Kagome!" He grabbed my wrist.

"Let go of me now, Hojo."

Hojo flinched when he heard the venom in my voice. In truth, I was utterly heartbroken. How could my first boyfriend DO that to me? Weren't they supposed to be the ones who were always there for you? The ones who comforted you in your time of need? Apparently, that wasn't the way it was with me.

Reluctantly, he let go. "It's over." I said coldly before I sprinted out the door.

The tears of a broken heart flowed freely down my cheeks as I ran through the crowded streets of Tokyo. No one paid attention to me, which was good because that would just make me cry more. I ran to my favorite spot in the park, ignoring the angry shrieks of the people I bumped into along the way.

When I reached my favorite spot at the park, I accidently slammed into something... or someone.

"H- hey! What the hel-" the man turned around and stopped himself when he saw me crying. "What's wrong?" he asked.

I knew that talking to strangers was a bad thing since Kindergarten, but I was nineteen, now- I could fend for myself. The man gave me a tissue and carried me over to one of the park benches. Apparently, I wasn't capable of walking because he picked me up bridal stlye to literally 'carry me'.

After I seemed to have used up all of the man's tissues, I finally responded, "M-my boyfriend c-cheated o-on me,"

He looked at me and said, "What bastard would cheat someone as pretty as you?"

I blushed and turned away. What was this guy DOING? Was he HITTING on me? He didn't even know my name! He was just some random guy, who I just so happened to run in to after breaking up with my-Ugh. Dare I say it?- boyfriend. I looked up at him again, finally taking in his features... and he was gorgeous!

He looked about twenty, to say the least. He had the most luminous sliver hair I'd ever seen, that flowed down to his waist. He also had a pair of honey- gold eyes that shone like the sun and, from the looks of it, he worked out. His skin was slightly tanned and it matched his features perfectly...

Oh Kami, what was I doing? I just broke up with my two-timing, so-called boyfriend and I was checking some stranger out? What the hell was wrong with me? For all I knew, he could very well be a rapist or something!... A hot, sexy rapist...

NO! I had to get these thought out of my head now! What happened to heartbreak? What happened to the tears? Was I some sort of hooker?

"Uh, miss? Why are you staring at me like that?" he asked, snapping me out of my dirty, dirty thoughts.

"Ummm..." was my genius response.

He smirked. "Am I so attractive that I have you speechless?"

I was about to push him away when I noticed something twitch at the top of his head. "Are those real?" I asked, staring at the fuzzy- looking triangles that turned to my direction.

"My ears? Uh, yeah, they are."

"Can I touch them?"

He stared at me in disbelief. "What?"

"Can I touch your ears?" I asked again.

Gently, he rested the back of his hand to my forehead. "No fever..." he muttered. "...Does she have a concussion...?"

I glared at him. "I do NOT have a concussion!"

"It's okay, I'll take you to these nice people in white. They won't hurt you, they're gonna help, okay?"

"I'm not crazy! Jeez, I just want to touch your ears! In fact, screw it-" I boldly positioned myself on his lap and started fondling his ears.

'They're so cute,' I thought to myself. When I started to softly scratch them I felt him purr and and I giggled when his ears twitched under my hand. His arms wrapped around my waist and pulled me closer when I suddenly realized the position we were in:

I was kneeling on his lap, one arm around his neck and my other hand was playing with his ears. His arms hugged me closer, probably meaning for me to keep up my little game, but his head was rested unconciously on my chest. I quickly pulled away, blushing furiously. We probably looked like one hell of a horny couple just now!

He looked up at me, looking a bit dazed. "Why'd you stop?"

'Damn it,' I thought. 'He's so adorable!' Suddenly I felt glad that Hojo and I never kissed. I always WAS one to take things slowly and that moron was no exception...

Wait. Why in damn hell was I glad? It's not like me and the totally hot guy sitting on the bench were ever going to get together!

I placed my hands on my hips and told him, "It's not nice to rest you head on a woman's chest when she's distracted by your ears- even more, when she doesn't know your name."

He smirked. "So if I tell you my name, you'll keep going?"

"Possibly,"

"You have to promise because I KNOW you want to touch these," He pointed to his ears that were twitching, as if looking for me.

"Okay," I sighed in defeat. "I promise."

"And you'll tell me your name?"

"It seems fair," I shrugged, not taking my gaze off of his ears.

"And you'll go back to the same position?"

"Yeah, whatever... Wait, WHAT?"

"You just promised to get back into the same position you were in just now if I tell you my name,"

"And I suppose I can't back down?" I asked, voice weak.

He shook his head and grinned, "Nope,"

"Well... okay." I walked back to him and sat on his lap.

He moved his head down to my ear. "My name is Inuyasha Takahashi, what's yours, sexy?"

I blushed about a thousand shades of red and replied, "I-I'm Kagome Higurashi," Damn my incompitent stuttering.

"Well," he said in a smooth voice. "I kept my part up, so will you be so kind as to do the same?"

"What the hell," I mumbled as I turned around and started to play with his ears again.

His head resumed it's position on my chest and he hugged me closer... moaning? Now that's just plain horny... not that I was one to talk.

Well, Kami. I am officially mental. Maybe Inuyasha could still take me to those nice people in white. Heavens knows I need them- I just broke up with an asshole only to find myself in the arms of a man I just met, and to make things worse-or better- his face was planted in my chest! I have to say, this is my best break up ever.

"INUYASHAAAAA!" Someone screamed.