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SEQUEL to Do You Know Sonny Munroe, Chad Dylan Cooper? Which you can tell from the title. Obviously. I need to thank all my reviewers from that story and I hope you all continue loving this one. I also need to thank cbcgirl and LifeLover17 because they're reviews made me smile SO much. Not that yours didn't. I really appreciate long reviews. *hint hint* So here it goes. Are you ready?

Sonny's POV

Chad Dylan Cooper. Chad. Frickin'. Dylan. Cooper. Wow. That was so expected in this cliché moment. I get him for my quiz partner. I have to do 11 questions about him. Great. And no, I am NOT saying he is ANYTHING special. Because he isn't. Not even close. Chad Dylan Cooper doesn't even hold the slightest of A COIN in my machine. He's just another egotistical, self-loving, arrogant, big-headed, sometimes cute, sparkly eyed, jerk-throb. I have nothing against that. And I am NOT ranting about him because I like him. I'm ranting about him because I HATE him! Yes, I do! Wait, hate's a strong word. Fine, I STRONGLY dislike him. THERE!

Why does Chad Dylan Cooper appeal so much to teenage girls?

Humph. Psh. Pfft. He DOES NOT appeal to teenage girls. He DOES NOT appeal to anyone! He's just any other Hollywood brainless hot guy that girls just like the swoon over. Like me. NO, NOT LIKE ME! I do not like him for the billionth time, conscience! Do you still not get it? And we're one body, for goodness sake.

But his eyes are sparkly. Or eye, may I say. He is very sweet at times and that smile is just so cute! That blonde field he calls his hair is just so tempting and just makes me want to smoothen it and stroke it furiously. And I'm not even talking about his lips.

By the way, I so do not like him.

Chad Dylan Cooper does not appeal to me or any other normal teenage girl. This question is so wrong. Only brainless bimbos like him. I mean, yes I did like him before I moved to Hollywood but that was until he stole our golf cart. And I met Chad Dylan Cooper. Not Mackenzie. So NO! He has nothing about him that appeals to any normal teenage girl.

AND NO he does not appeal to me.

Keep telling yourself that Sonny.

SHUT UP CONSCIENCE!

What is Chad Dylan Cooper's childhood nickname?

Chaddy. And Goldie. I really have to stop bursting out laughing EVERYTIME I say this. Or think this. Chaddy. Understandable. Any nice kid nickname of Chad. GOLDIE? Wow those kids were good at puns. I mean, seriously, right? Goldfarb. Gold hair. GOLDIE! The average name of a goldfish. On our classic CDC. That's rich blackmail material.

Tawni told me ALL this and about how cute he was when he was young. No actually she didn't tell me the "cute" part. I'm assuming he must be very cute when he was young. Drawing with crayons on walls, lisping, spilling food… It is very hard to imagine a clumsy, foolish, cute toddler Chad. You can't even link puppy-lover with Chad. How do you connect these two images? They are so different, yet it is obvious they're the same person. Well, Chad is still immature but cute like that. Sometimes. Rarely. Almost never. But underneath edgy, arrogant, obnoxious Chad Dylan Cooper, there is this cute, sweet, funny, caring Chad/GOLDIE!

If only he was always like that.

Chad is a very sweet person at times, just as sweet as his childhood nickname Chaddy. Like a teddy bear. Soft and fluffy. Chad is just like that. A complete softie.

Well, I'm sorry if Chad is now known as a softie but he has to thank me for not writing down GOLDIE! And I REALLY have to stop laughing at that.

"Knock Knock" Chad poked his head in my dressing room.

"Who's there?" I played along and rolled my eyes at him.

"Chad." He replied confidently.

"Chad who?" I was confused. What's a "Chadoo"? That's not funny.

"Chad Dylan Cooper." I shot a "Huh?" look at him, "It's not a joke. It's my name."

Well.

"I know it's your name but normally people don't just do that! Normally, it's a joke!" I was completely confused and not really sure what was going on.

"Well, I'm not normal!"

"What a surprise." I retorted and rolled my eyes. Again.

"Stop rolling your eyes! They're gonna fall out!" He screamed, panicking. Wait, panicking?
And me just being me, I rolled them more and more and more until he finally burst.
"NO! Don't ruin your beautiful hypnotizing eyes! Without them, you won't be able to…" He stopped himself from whatever he was going to say, "See me." He said softly but trying to turn it conceited, " I mean everyone has to see me! I'm Chad Dylan Cooper, the greatest actor of our generation!"

"Wow." I sighed, "Everything about you is about you. The sun practically revolves AROUND YOU!. Get out." I screamed and threw a pillow at him.

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Good."

"Urgh!" He grunted and walked out.

How can he EVER be cute?

A/N As you know, I need your reviews. Nothing else said. Please? It really helps. Both of us. (:

BTW, do you know what's funny? I spelt CDC's name Chad Dylan Copper two times. Awesome right? Haha, I'm lame like that.

Oh and My Two Chads was awesome. Only quality on YouTube didn't really help and I couldn't make out the words. But I'm SO RELIEVED they didn't break up!

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