Soul Eater Evans sighed as he studied his miester and girlfriend Maka Albarn from the corner of his eye. At the current moment she was attempting to make a volcano from baking soda. It was a simple third grade scince project that Blackstar had mentioned he could make better than anyone. The first problem in that statement was that it was Blackstar's mentioning. The second was the fact that they were in Professor Stiens class. Soul groaned as he finished remembering their teachers homework assignment. And here stood Maka trying to make their homework, the before mentioned Blackstar volcano. Soul shook his head rapidly as he tried to shake the horrid name that his hyper ninja assasin friend would use.

"Soul will you come over here and help." Maka asked as she held up the box of baking soda that they had purchased from the crazy cat lady next door.

"So Maka how does this work exactly?" he asked curiously. It was meant as a simple question but the way the young miester was studing him told him it wasn't. His thoughts proved true by the girls next statement.

"Your telling me you've never made a baking soda volcano?" she laughed. Soul emitted a soft growl before taking a formal pose and tounge.

"I'm afraid my lady that mother felt it was beneanth the Evans children to participate in such childish charades." he said mocking a british butler in Maka's opionion. In minuets the two were on the floor laughing.

"Your right. I should have known that you would have never made one." she mused.

"For your information tiny tits I made a working fan out of rubber bands instead." Soul said as he pulled on one of her pigtails. Maka stuck out her tounge as she returned to the volcano ingrediants. Soul smiled as he joined her at the counter. Maka thought carefully as she eyed the experiment looking or something her partner could do.

"You can make the volcano. It should be easy considering you made a working rubber band fan." she smiled. Soul smirked as he kissed her lips.

"It shall surpass god." he joked.

"I hope so. I mean we have to beat Blackstar or elese i'll cry." she laughed.

Soul joined her and two hours and a bakeing soda covered kitchen later the two teens fell into their chairs and admired the volcanic creation. Soul smirked as he streatched his arms above his head and tried to judge the distance between him and maka.

"Hey soul?" Maka asked as she turned to him. Soul drew a deep breath as he prayed silently that his partner had not caught him trying to pass off the oldest arm trick in the book.

"Yeah?" he answered. Maka smiled as she turned her body to fully face him.

"You should name it. After all since you never got to make one in your younger days and all creations need a name you can have the honor." she laughed. Soul blinked his crimson eyes as he gave the project a once over.

"Let's name it mt. Death. I mean come on at least the thing was made here in Death city so why not name it after the place." Soul rambled unaware of his girlfriends sudden movement. Wet globs of white stuff falling from his hair was his only alert to the horrible words to follow.

"You get to clean Mt. Deaths mess since you take most of the credit." Maka laughed as she mentally danced at successfully tricking her boyfriend.

"Shit not cool Albarn." Soul growled lightly as he began sweeping the bakeing soda.

"And if this white stuff didnt come from an egg or the soda i'm going to poison your breakfast tomorrow!" he called after her retreating form. But before she turned the corner she glanced back and smiled lightly to her sythe.

"How much do you love me?" she asked him. Soul remained silent taken off gaurd before smileing.

"More than anything." he answered while he took a taste of the white goo that had fallen near his mouth.

"That white stuff is your semen sample you did for stien yesterday. He said you could have it back." and with that the young blonde dashed to her room slaming and locking the door behind her as Soul scrambled to the bathroom to hurl.