AN: Just a little bit of Sephesis humor before I go to bed for the night. 3 This is for people who want something other than angst with them. Pairing: Sephesis Yaoi, Humor ********************************************************************************************
Skiff, skiff, skiff. A slight twitch made reading a little difficult for the man on the couch beside his lover. Skiff, skiff, skifffffff.
"Sephiroth, must you scratch yourself so often?" Genesis questioned flatly, not looking up from his book.
"It itches really bad and I can't make it stop." Came the reply.
"You're going to scratch yourself raw and I will not have it." The room remained quiet for a few minutes.
Skiff, skiff, skifff- "Ahh!"
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Angeal knocked on the door his friends shared, awaiting to be let in with their dinner. The three were going to be eating together and watching a movie, and it would be a nice, relaxing night. However, when they didn't answer, he jiggled the handle and let himself in, heading inside and setting the food on the coffee table. Not seeing them right off, he chanced to go for the open bedroom door. What he saw nearly made his jaw crash through the floor a few sectors.
A naked Sephiroth lay on the bed, strapped in by his wrists and ankles by thick leather belts, his body covered in red scratches and random bleeding spots. A shirtless genesis leaned over him, rubbing him with some kind of white, creamy substance.
"Genesis...?" Sephiroth managed, eyes wide as he looked at the man who caught them. Said male turned when he realized his lover wasn't talking to him and blushed slightly.
"Angeal, I promise it isn't as it seems-"
"The next time you two would like some alone time, could you please let me know? And maybe lock your door." Angeal told them, turning on his heel and heading out, going to his own safe haven to disinfect his eyeballs and try to unsee what couldn't be unseen.
******************************************************************************************* AN: Now, seriously, don't take this story seriously. It's more of a drabble, anyway, and I thought it was kinda cute, in an odd way. ^^