Open.

Close.

Up.

Open.

Close.

Down.

Open.

Close.

Up.

Ope-

NOOO! NOT HIM! ANYTHING BUT HIM! DON'T GET ON, DON'T GET ON-

CRAP! DON'T TOUCH THE BUTTON! DON'T TOUCH THE BUTTO-

Not again! He always disrupts my flow. And I finally managed to go today without getting blocked (pesky pigeons – how the hell did they manage to make a nest on my head?) And then he gets on and presses than damn button. Why do I even have that button?

...

You know what? I might as well end my life now. There's nothing left to live for. HE RUINED MY ENTIRE LIFE! Always stopping me from reaching the top. Well I'll show him. Today will be the day that I will stop his flow.

-o-o-o-

"Dinozzo? You do something to this elevator?"

"No boss... Why do you ask?"

"The damn thing won't move."

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Author's note: Just thought the poor elevator deserved some attention, after being stopped so many times by Gibbs. Like it? Too weird for you? Review!