(I only own myself in this Fanfic.)

Earth-309's France: 9: 30 PM.

In the Notre Dome cathedral a meeting was being held…one that would be very important on another world.

The architect of this meeting was none other than Claude Frollo, an asshole who happened to be the richest man in France…and currently he was having to put up with an even bigger asshole than him.
"No one can fuck like Gaston."
"You've said this a thousand times already" the judge growled…and no he wasn't exaggerating.

"No one can annoy people like Gaston."
"You've said that a thousand times too."

"No one can-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!"
"Sorry" LeFou (Gaston's best friend and part time lackey) apologized "he accidently drank decaf this morning."
"Wouldn't that have the opposite effect?"
"No one gets effected by decaf in reverse like Gaston."
"Don't worry Frollo" Lefou assured "if he drinks espresso he'll be back to normal."
ONE ESPRESSO LATER.

"Now then" the judge said "we need everyone else here before this meeting can-"

"Sca ba da doobie do" scatted Louie as he swung into the room (carrying Mowgli as well.)

Stromboli (who had been counting his YTP collection when he was called) had also walked in then (having just left the trail he was in for murdering a sentient puppet named Pinocchio.)

"Now that we have been assembled I, Judge Claude Frollo shall tell you the reason I assembled you all."

He pulled out a remote and pressed a button on it, then a wall moved open and revealed a sort of portal generating machine…and guess who was next to it.

"Hello Frollo" GlaDOS said to the gypsy obsessed judge/dickhead "as you ReQuested I proTected your staSh of gyPsy pOrn."

"YOU MECHANICAL BITCH, I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT YOU LOUSY CU-"
ZAP!

GlaDos was pissed off by Frollo's insult and proceeded to zap him a laser cannon "SAy thaT aGain and the Media fInds out you cAused the 'Scout MeTeor'."

Frollo cursed under his breath "I knew I never should have bought her."

Straightening his hair he began his presentation "As I was going to tell you, recently I had a project commissioned."

"Of course you did" Gaston scoffed "what else do you do all day except touch yourself while thinking of that slut Esmer-"

He was cut off when Frollo shoved a convenient bowling ball into Gaston's lap…Gaston was wishing he had brought a cup right about now.

"Now as I was saying, I had commissioned a project. The project was to make a machine that could travel into other Universes."

"Hey" Stromboli interrupted "if yer talking about the other worlds in this universe, then way not just buy a Gummi ship?"
"Because this isn't another world it's a whole new Universe."
At this everyone (except Gaston who was still bragging) showed great interest.

Frollo's following rant was very long and boring so let's just skip to the exciting part…the journey to another Universe.

MEANWHILE ON EARTH-214.

"GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!" The booming voice of Dr. Weird said "MY TRANSDOMENSIONAL PORTAL MACHINE!"
Behind his large, invention displaying door lay a magnificent looking machine…from which sprang Frollo, Gaston, Lefou, Strombolli, and King Louie.

Frollo looked at the machine "mine's bigger" he quipped before looking for people to kill.

Dr. Weird blinked "alright, now I'm confused."

"Took him long enough" Steve (his assistant) muttered under his breath.

MEANWHILE IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM.

"Gee, it sure is boring around here."

Link had been bored since his defeat of Bowser yesterday and not even spaghetti could excite him (nor could the idea of spying on Peach in the shower because that hadn't occurred to him.

But just as Link was about think of what to do an anchor burst through the wall.

Link was slightly startled before looking out it and saw Gaston harassing the townsfolk.

"No one is as big a douchebag as me" Gaston sang as he attempted to feel up a woman, not realizing Link had shot an arrow at him.

"YEOW!" the perverted hunter screamed, Link however had just scaled down the wall of the castle and ran out to confront Gaston.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Link demanded.

"Why? Gaston answers to no one."
"Tell me now or you will die" Link said pulling out a bomb.

"Gaston is going to kill you" the hunter said pulling out his musket.

Link and Gaston then proceed to engage in a fight so epic it cannot be written. So we'll cut to the ending.

"Wow that was an epic fight Gaston" Lefou complimented "I especially liked it when you used that spaghetti machine gun the green guy had."
Gaston would have liked this praise if it weren't for the fact that he was unconshious and handcuffed to a post.

Link then grabbed Lefou and demanded to know what he was doing (on an unrealated note Lupin III was stealing Link's stuff.

Lefou gave him the whole story

"So Frollo just wants to come here and rape gypsies?" (they were discussing their plan off text.)

"It's true but Gaston just wanted to go wreck havoc."
As Link stood up to stop Frollo's plan he didn't notice Lupin III walking by with a large sack labeled "the shit I stole from Link."

ONE MONTH LATER

Link had finally found Frollo's lair (an abandoned subway station) and had disposed of the guards (Evil Hood who tried to eat him and Little John despite how badass he is

Link and Luigi had walked in oblivious to the fact that Mad Stan was rigging the place to explode (even mad bombers hate Frollo) and walked right onto his gypsy raping alter.

Just then Frollo appeared, "what the fuck are you doing here?"
"I'm here to keep you from raping gypsies."
"Fuck off you little faggot" Frollo bellowed proceeding to pull out his sword and call for Stromboli and King Louie.

Stromboli attempted to bash Luigi with his jug of wiskey but got tied up with Luigi's spaghetti powers.

King Louie attemped to strangle it Link singing his song "I wanna be like you."
Unfortunately for him Link just threw him off into a tunnel, bumping Mad Stan and thus pissing him off.

King Louie was lucky Mad Stan had just ran out of explosives as the mad bomber chased him off.

Then it was just Link and Frollo (with Luigi and an audience watching all of them oblivious to the fact that Lupin III had just pickpocketed all of them.)

And so they fought.

And fought.

And fought.

And fought.

And fought.

And fought.

And fought.

And fought.

Until Mad Stan got bored and detonated the bombs (oddly enough nobody died in the explosion although Frollo did end up with his hair catching fire…and his penis burnt up.)
As Link and Luigi trudged out Link muttered "when will I find anything interesting."
Upon returning to the castle though it turned out that the princess wanted a threeway and had Link and Luigi help her and they all living happily…until they realized Lupin III robbed their castle while they were fucking.