(Hello there dear readers welcome to another Fic by your truly and remember I don't own the Mario series nor the Legend of Zelda series.)
This story began one day in the Mushroom Kingdom, while brothers Mario and Luigi were going for lunch.
"It was sure nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic eh Luigi" Mario said to his brother.
"I hope she made lottsa spaghetti" Luigi quipped.
When they got to the gate to her palace they found a note there and Mario read aloud, "dear pesky plumbers I have kidnapped the Princess and hid her in one of my seven Koopa Hotels, I dare you to rescue her if you can" he put down the message and groaned "aw shit not again."
Mario grumbled as he came home, while plucking arrows out of his butt "aw Christ does this have to happen every day?"
"Don't worry bro" Luigi said "at least you got to fuck the Princess."
"I know but it's the same very day Bowser kidnaps the Princess, we kick Bowser's ass, we save the Princess and the Princess lets us fuck her out of gratitude but I'm telling you I need…
"…A change of pace" Link grumbled as he stood before the King, pulling ninja stars out of his butt.
" (1 hour later) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (5 hours later) …dinner?
"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH FOOD? Link yelled.
"I'm hungry."
"IS EATING ALL YOU CARE ABOUT?
"Yes."
"Well somehow that doesn't surprise me…now what about my vacation?"Mah boy I'm afraid that you cannot, due the fact that since the entire Hyrulian army went on a two year vacation you cannot leave Hyrule, lest our enemies (like Ganon) strike."Link was about to complain when Gwonan flew in on his magic carpet "your majesty I found something Link might be interested in" he said unrolling a poster "it is said here that if a hero wishes it they…"
"…Switch places with a willing one?" Mario said as he finished reading a similar ad that appeared in his mailbox while he was gone.
"Sounds like a good deal to me bro" Luigi said.
"GOOD? THIS IS THE ANSWER TO MY FUCKING PRAYERS" the red suited plumber hollered extremely pleased with this turn of events, and at speeds faster then the mortal eye could perceive (or at least it seemed that way) he ran to his computer and began filling out an application for said program.
Back in Hyrule Link was doing the same in hopes of getting a vacation, he was so pleased he didn't notice Morshu had placed a bomb behind him even after it exploded.
The next day Mario had gotten out of bed and checked his E-mail "hey Luigi great news the hero of Hyrule…"
"…Agreed to switch places with me" the pleased as punch Link said, grinning so widely the Cheshire Cat would be envious "hey Gwonan I just got permission to switch places with the Mushroom Kingdom's hero"
Gwonan didn't say anything because he wasn't there the King however…
"I hope he brings dinner."