Teddy

and Victoire

are the

PERFECT

couple

*O*

They're one

s t r a i g h t

line

And nothing could

change that

Except her

*O*

When she came along,

With her dark brown

h

a

i

r

And her huge brown

e y e s

And the countless

FReCKleS

like a Milky Way across her nose

*O*

He saw her

And she really didn't want

to ruin his and Victoire's marriage,

But OH how she wanted

him to notice her

Just once…

*O*

Now, they were ruined.

Their marriage,

their child

their life.

And it was ALL HER FAULT!

*O*

Because she was

that one bump

ruining their perfectly

s t r a i g h t

line.