Ouran High School of the Dead

It's the zombie apocalypse and it has finally reached Ouran! How will our beloved hosts escape yet alone survive? Death? Romance? Ecchi? And then by some odd struck of fate, they happen to meet up with Komuro's group of surviving high schoolers as well! All anime based.

A/N: I can turn such a nice lil' romantic comedy into a horror and gory film :D! Numerous anime x-overs btw. SaekoxTakashi Komuro btw XD! Damn Rei XP! Long unlive High School of the DEAD!

Come on, people, this is High School of the Dead, it needs the smut and ecchi XD! Rated T (for now, may change to M), kiddies, for the adult themes, blood and gore, use of drugs and drinking, extreme violence, (maybe) rape, and uncool swearing. Oh, I'm going FULL OUT on this one! They'll be plenty of action to sink your teeth into.

This is gonna be a bitch trying to intertwine all of the plots together since some involve spirits and how they cross over and they're completely different... Oh, and I'll inform you all what animes/mangas will be involved once I figure out each one. Btw, it starts off in Ouran.

Disclaimers: I do not own any of the animes nor characters.

"Oh Tamaki!" one of the adoring customers of the host club in the third music room sighed, awed by the smiling king of the host club in front of her who had recently recited a short burst of Shakespeare. Club activities were going along smoothly, Haruhi smiling warmly for her adoring guests, the older of the Hitachiin twins telling an embarrassing story of his younger brother Kaoru, followed by a brotherly love act which allowed the girls to melt in their seats, Huni and Mori were enjoying their daily dose of customers, the small prodigy glomping cakes after cakes, frosting covering his mouth, which made the customers "awww" in unison, and Kyouya was visiting the girls awaiting their appointments, occasionally nodding as he wrote down deviously into his black notebook.

"Well, my princess, Shakespeare was a genius of his own sorts and my words are the truth," Tamaki ensured warmly as awaiting customers watched jealously from the sidelines.

"Hey, it's my turn you bitch!" one Sunkist blonde customer screeched as she approached Haruhi's table, a shady looking girl sitting in the chair in front of the cross dresser, hair as dark as the midnight sky and reaching down to the center of her back, her eyes not visible due to her overgrown bangs hanging down her face. The two oddest things were that her skin was unusually pale, and looked grey if you looked at her at a certain angel, and the other was the numerous rips in her bright yellow dress.

"Now, now, don't fight ladies, I can take you both at the same time!" Haruhi tried to compromise, the blonde stomping her feet childishly.

"But she didn't even reserve a time! I waited three weeks just to get an opening and this is what I get!" the girl bawled as Haruhi gradually began to frown. "Now get out my chair!" All eyes slowly turning towards the sudden outburst in the room, the other host club
members looking the most concerned. But when the strange girl didn't even budge, and merely made a weird gurgling sound, the blonde took it upon herself to slap the girl. "Screw you!" Her light blue eyes widened quickly as the girls head spun all the way around before snapping back into place yet again. "What the hell!"

Haruhi stood from her chair horrifyingly, backing up slowly as Kyouya approached the blonde from behind. "That's enough, now I'd ask you to silently leave-" The blonde suddenly shrilled loudly, making the twins too stand up and turn more of their attention towards the scene, as the odd girl abruptly snatched her right arm and bit all the way through it, blood pouring out of the tanned arm like a fountain. The girl then silenced herself, collapsing onto the ground seconds later as the dark-haired girl stood up groggily, Haruhi getting a good look at her disgusting face.

"It seems that she is dead," Kyouya stated as he bent down and grabbed onto the girls wrist, looking for a pulse but the results were grim. 'But that's impossible... First of all, who on earth has a jaw strong enough to bite through a whole arm like it was an everyday meal, and lastly, how could a bite to the arm possibly be fatal?"

"K-Kyouya-sempai," Haruhi stuttered as the pale girl slowly stumbled over to her, her feet dragging and nearly tripping each over almost as if she were a... a zombie... "This girl isn't normal! Her skin is greyer than rat's fur, her eyes are so bloodshot that they look like
she hasn't blinked in eight hours, blood is encircling her mouth and her eyes have rolled back into her head!"

"W-What?" Tamaki screamed from across the room as Huni and Mori jumped to their feet and the customers all huddled together. "Haruhi! Never insult a girl us rule number one of being a gentleman!"

"Th-They weren't metaphors, sempai, she really looks like that!" The girl, by then, was only feet away from Haruhi when she decided to back up, horrified to the extremes.

"Rin-chan's fingers are moving!" one of the girls huddling together burst out terrifyingly, referring to the presumably dead blonde lying on the floor. 'Impossible! She's dead!' Kyouya stuttered in his mind as he stumbled backwards. The blonde's skin now looked identical to the dark-haired girl's. 'None of this shit is making any fucking sense!' The blonde then sat up, a groaning sound emitting from her throat as she groggily got to her feet and stumbled towards Kyouya, her eyes too rolled back in her head and bloodshot.

"Kyouya! What the hell is going on over there!" the blonde tono pressed as he jumped over the couch he was sitting on and rushed over to his "daughter" instantly, the short girl clenching his arm sub-consciously out of horror.

"I d-don't know, but whatever you do, don't let either of them bite you unless you want to turn into whatever the hell they are," Kyouya tried to explain. 'Maybe Huni...' His thoughts were interrupted by more screaming, except it was emitting from the hallway this time, followed by several other grey figures, male and female alike, walking groggily and nearly tripping over their own feet. "Shit! Huni-sempai, Mori-sempai, try and beat one or two up and report in the results!" More screaming interrupted him again, but this time it was from inside the room, from one of the guests who had seen her best friend walking amok in the pack of unknown entities. She was instantly mobbed by several of them after she accidentally tripped and landed on the ground, tearing her clothing to shreds and devouring most of her head, bodily fluids covering the ground. "Hurry!"

"Alright! Come on, Takashi!" Huni agreed as the small boy built up the momentum for a roundhouse kick by running head-on towards one of the approaching grey-skinned students. The kick landed solidly on the boy's torso, but had no affect seemingly, only shuffling him back a bit. Mori nodded, followed by a grunt as he took it upon himself to defend the customers. The tall senior drop-kicked one of the odd students who landed on her back, but Mori hesitated for what to do next.

"Finish her off! Smash her brains into a bloody pulp! I don't care! Just kill her! She's not human whatever she is!" Kyouya ordered as the twins were suddenly cornered, protecting their guest behind them and creating a barricade using their arms. Mori still hesitated, but followed through and drove his right foot into the back of the girl's skull. She instantly stopped moving, which allowed him a second to sigh in relief.

"Hikaru! Kaoru!" Haruhi screamed as Huni figured out exactly how to kill them and began to destroy the seemingly endless amounts of students. "Please! Don't die, just get out if their!" Mori frowned and grabbed the nearest object, which was the couch. He grunted quietly as he slowly lifted it up with some sudden burst of strength and began to run towards the trapped twins. Mori then smashed the large couch down onto the unsuspecting "zombie's" heads, smashing their heads open instantly and sending them flying down onto the lower floor through the ground. The twins hastily thanked the older teen before both running off towards where the others were, their guests falling, some getting captured.

"What is this?" Tamaki screamed as more rushed into the room, and a hole was blasted through the wall by one of "them", followed by large numbers of the undead flooding the room and devouring everything they heard.

"These are the walking dead, the source of many apocalyptic movies, the clichéd brain eaters, zombies!" the twins both replied in unison as they grabbed onto each other and shuffled over towards the windows where less of the zombies were. "We remember watching a film like this before, if you're bitten, you're done for because you'd turn into a monster anyways, and the only way to kill em' was to bash their skulls open. The only way the group of four people found refuge was by escaping to an isolated area!"

"This isn't happening!" Haruhi screamed, tears beginning to streak her face as Kyouya desperately tried to think of a plan next to her. "Zombies aren't real! That's logically impossible! How can anyone possibly die and then be resurrected by a mere graze of the teeth!"

"HARUHI!" the twins both yelled as they dived for her, a zombie approaching from behind. Tamaki had already made it to the door by then, Takashi and Mitskuni still fending off the hoard of monsters. The Hitachiins were each able to snatch Haruhi away, each grabbing either of he arms only a millisecond before the zombie would've turned
he too into one of those gruesome things, and made it back to the windows, Haruhi obviously horrified as she dug her face into Hikaru's blazer and continuously cried silently, mumbling every once in a while, "It's just a dream." All Hikaru could do was only hold her even tighter, Kaoru looking extremely concerned.

"The door is clear everyone! Let's get out of here alive! We'll each contact our private rides and get out of here!" Tamaki informed as he bashed the last zombie's head into the wall, each particularly tough and nearly getting the better of him. "Twins, Haruhi! I want you three to get out through the window since there are too many blocking off your path towards the door, plus, you're the youngest! We'll find Renge and then meet you at the Ootori private police force stationed on the other side of town next to that take-out place!" By then, Kyouya, Huni and Mori were rushing out the door as quick as they
could. "I'm counting on you two to keep Haruhi safe!"

"Alright! Noon tomorrow, kay'?" the twins suggested as the hoard of walking dead slowly moved towards the three classmates. "If your group or our group isn't there in two days, assume they're dead and continue!" Tamaki nodded sullenly as Kyouya shouted for him to hurry up

"Wait! Don't go Tamaki-sempai! Please!" Haruhi screamed as she suddenly pulled away from the older Hitachiin brother, just to catch the blonde second year dashing out the door. Her teeth clenched as she tried her best to keep her tears in, catching the last person, Huni, dash out the door.

"HURRY IT UP!" the twins screamed, each grabbing both of her arms and dragging her even closer to the window. Hikaru released Haruhi for a moment in order to smash open the window, but that was the mistake. They were instantly surrounded by "Them" due to the loud sound.

"Hikaru, take Haruhi," Kaoru ordered broadly, his teeth clenched tightly as he pushed Haruhi into Hikaru, both looking stifled and confused. "I'll distract Them while you two make it out safely." His brother's eyes widened, looking ready to protest when Kaoru turned towards him and smiled. "Just go, okay? I'll be okay, I promise, I'll find Tamaki-sempai and the others and get out with them. Now GO!" The younger twin pushed his brother and Haruhi out the window with all of his might, sending them both dive bombing for the ground. "Protect her with your life, Hikaru!" Kaoru quickly reminded as he peeked his head out of the window, his brother quietly bawling. He then smiled and placed his head back inside the infested school.

Hikaru landed on his left arm cringing, both of his arms wrapped around Haruhi's small torso, her face turned towards his chest. "Hikaru-kun, are you alright?" the petite girl exclaimed as she sat up on his chest and watched the older twin grimace. He opened his cat-like eyes moments later, a forced smile placed on his face.

"I'm alright, it's just my left arm. I'm right handed anyways," he replied, trying his best to make it sound sincere, when in truth, his whole body was racked by the fall and his mind extremely doubted that his brother would come out human. "But are you alright? I promised to protect you at all costs."

"Hikaru…" Haruhi sighed apathetically. 'Of course he's acting all strong and tough. He is a guy after all. They all try to act all big and macho like nothing can harm them, even emotionally.' "Let's just get out of this place hell for now before worrying about me, okay?" The twin nodded as she climbed off of him and brushed any excess from her clothing, that is, before she noticed his arm. It was covered with shards of broken glass and was bleeding heavily. His fingers were twitching and the arm was twisted into an unusual angle. She swallowed hard, trying to ignore it. Even if she did ask about it, he'd just lie again anyways.

Hikaru had gotten up moments later, struggling with his left arm a bit, but still managed. "From what I see," Hikaru examined once on his feet. "No one is out here yet, but that should change quickly. Let's go." Haruhi nodded, brushing off the last of her tears, now knowing it was useless and this was in fact reality.

"Alright, once we're out of here, we should go to my place first and take my dad's car, then we can hit the road hopefully," Haruhi suggested as they began to run towards the courtyard where the exit was placed. Hikaru nodded in response, his hand shoved into his pocket and searching for his phone. He found it moments later and instantly flipped it open, then quickly jabbed in his home number. It rang continuously, but no one picked up and he ended up getting the answering machine. Hikaru gulped and tried three more times, but getting no luck. His eyes widened as he set his phone back into his pocket. 'Damn it.'

A/N: There ya go! No ecchi in this chapter, lol. I'm not sure if I'm going to have all that I mentioned up there, but it's a good chance I may.

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