heyo everyone! WHOOT, i'm the first person to write a story for Regular Show! i know it just premiered on Monday, but it's already one of my favorite shows. Mordecai is my favorite, he's awesome. anywho, i hope you enjoy my story, and please review!

DISCLAIMER: i do not own Regular Show or any of it's characters. i only own Gwen

Mordecai and Rigby were sitting at the kitchen table, just staring at each other, totally still. Rigby narrowed his eyes. Mordecai tightened his hand into a fist. Rigby groaned and blinked his eyes.

"WHOO!" Mordecai shouted, jumping up out of his chair. "I win!"

Rigby sighed. "I want a rematch!"

"No way dude, I won the staring contest fair and square!"

Rigby rolled his eyes. "Whatever dude, that game's boring anyway"

"you only think games are boring when you lose" Mordecai said.

"It's no fun to lose, and games are supposed to be fun. Therefore, staring contests are boring" Rigby said.

Mordecai snickered. "Whatever"

CRASH!

"eep!" Rigby yelled, jumping on Mordecai's head. "What the H was that?"

Mordecai sighed. "Maybe if you'll get off of me we could go check it out"

Rigby jumped onto the table. "No way, I'm not going out there"

"fine, I'll go by myself then" Mordecai said. "Chicken" he mumbled. He opened the front door and went outside. He could see Benson's golf cart crashed up against a tree. "Oh no!" Mordecai said. He ran over to the damaged cart, but he didn't see his temperamental boss anywhere. "Benson?" Mordecai said, looking around. He heard a low groan, making him jump. He stepped closer and saw that someone was indeed in the golf cart. But it wasn't Benson. In fact, Mordecai had never seen such a strange looking creature. It was black and sort of resembled a cat. It had long ears and an equally long tail. There was a yellow ring on the creature's forehead and a yellow ring on each of its legs and one on its tail. "Uh… excuse me" Mordecai said.

"Mordecai!"

the blue jay turned and saw Rigby looking at him through the kitchen window.

"What is it?" the racoon called.

"Someone crashed Benson's golf cart!"

"Oh, is that all?" Rigby said, not sounding concerned. Mordecai rolled his eyes and turned back to the creature. It slowly lifted its head and opened its eyes. Mordecai was surprised. He'd never seen red eyes before.

The creature looked up at him. "Where am I?" it asked. By the sound of its voice, it was female.

"You just crashed into this tree" Mordecai said.

The creature sat up and shook her head. "Huh?" she looked at the wrecked golf cart and laughed. "Oh yeah, I remember now! Boy, the breaks on that thing are crap! I couldn't get it to stop in time" she smiled at Mordecai.

"Uh, I don't mean to seem rude" Mordecai said. "But… what are you?"

the creature giggled. "I'm an Umbreon"

Mordecai tilted his head to the side. "A what?"

"An Umbreon" she repeated. "My name's Gwenivere, but I prefer to be called Gwen"

"uh, nice to meet you. I'm Mordecai. How did you get Benson's golf cart?"

Gwen frowned. "Who?"

"Benson, my boss. This is his golf cart" Mordecai said.

"Oh!" Gwen said. She laughed. "Well I was walking along, bored, saw this thing and just had to take it out for a spin" she snickered. "I guess your boss is going to be pissed, eh?"

Mordecai nodded. "Uh, probably"

"oh" Gwen said.

"Mordecai! Is it safe to come out?"

Mordecai rolled his eyes. "Yeah Rigby, come on out!" he turned to Gwen. "My friend was scared to come out here" he snickered. "He's a big scardy cat"

Gwen smiled a little.

Rigby ran out of the house and over to them, but as soon as he saw Gwen, he slid to a stop. "Whoa! What is it?"

"Rigby!" Mordecai snapped. "Please excuse him Gwen, he doesn't have any manners"

Gwen giggled. "I can see that"

Rigby walked up to Gwen, staring hard at her. "What the heck are you?"

Gwen sighed. "I'm an Umbreon. My name's Gwen"

Rigby looked confused. "An Umbriwhat?"

Gwen rolled her eyes. "I'm a Pokemon!" Mordecai and Rigby still looked a little confused. "look, nevermind. And I'm sorry about the golf cart. I'll see if ican…"

"WHO THE HECK CRASHED MY GOLF CART!" a loud voice boomed.

Mordecai frowned. "Uh oh. Benson's pissed"

ooh, i wonder what Benson's going to do? lol, i know this story isn't very good so far, but since there's only been one episode of Regular Show so far(not including the pilot), there's not much for me to work with. but still, i hope you enjoyed and please review!

-FreddysNightmare1984