Sept. 2, 2008
10:11 pm
dude i just fucking FLEW down the stairs
Sept. 2, 2008
10:13 pm
u gotta learn how 2 use those stairs man. u ok? lol
Sept. 2, 2008
10:15 pm
yea got a bigass cut on my forehead tho. i'll show u tomorro, its gonna leave a wicked scar lol
10:16 pm
vouch 4 me in pre-cal cuz ms lowry's gonna freak when she sees it
Sept. 2, 2008
10:19 pm
lol k. i'll just be like "o he was tryna impress some girl & busted his face open"
10:20 pm
cuz if u tell her u fell down ur stairs again shes gonna think ur dad fuckin beats u or somethin lol
Sept. 2, 2008
10:21 pm
lol nah just fuckin clumsy
10:22 pm
but yea impressin a girl is way less stupid than the stairs lol so go w/ that
Sept. 2, 2008
10:24 pm
lol k got ur story straight. u do the hw in eng?
Sept. 2, 2008
10:26 pm
no cant rly see 2 good rite now so im just gonna copy lauren's at lunch & u can copy mine
000
Sept. 3, 2008
11:36 am
told u lowry would freak
Sept. 3, 2008
11:37 am
i told her u were tryna impress a girl like i said i would!
Sept. 3, 2008
11:39 am
yeah & she didnt believe us u tard
Sept. 3, 2008
11:42 am
w/e. where were u at lunch man i needed 2 copy ur hw!
Sept. 3, 2008
11:44 am
in the counselors office
11:45 am
cuz ur stupid ass cant help me tell 1 fuckin lie
Sept. 3, 2008
11:47 am
whoa chill dude its not that big a deal, just tell the truth & say u fell down the stairs like the retard u r
11:48 am
wait y r u in the counselors office
Sept. 3, 2008
11:49 am
cuz she & lowry think i live in a fuckin "abusive household"!
Sept. 3, 2008
11:50 am
thats fucked up man
11:52 am
u dont rite?
11:54 am
hello?
Sept. 3, 2008
11:55 am
wtf no!
11:56 am
me & my dad r fuckin bros man
11:57 am
& im not some pussy who gets beat by his mom
11:59 am
christ this is like the 3rd time someones gotten in my business cuz of this
12:01 pm
i just get in fights & crash my bike & shit
12:02 pm
im not exactly GRACEFUL
Sept. 3, 2008
12:04 pm
lol i'll believe that
12:05 pm
relax dude just tell em the truth & theyll leave u alone
Sept. 3, 2008
12:06 pm
w/e
12:09 pm
& i didnt get to copy lauren's hw so we can just fail together lol
000
Nov. 16, 2008
2:20 pm
lol i heard the new girl talkin about u
Nov. 16, 2008
2:21 pm
hell yea. girls, they love me
Nov. 16, 2008
2:22 pm
lol doubt it
2:23 pm
she was sayin u look hella freaky
Nov. 16, 2008
2:24 pm
fuck u
Nov. 16, 2008
2:22 pm
like an alien
Nov. 16, 2008
2:25 pm
FUCK U
000
Jan. 29, 2009
9:33 am
got a date w/ claire. mission accomplished
Jan. 29, 2009
9:34 am
congrats
Jan. 29, 2009
9:35 am
mustve been my new cologne. fuckin sexy
Jan. 29, 2009
9:36 am
dude i smelled that earlier when u fuckin sneaked up on me
Jan. 29, 2009
9:36 am
lmao i saw ur face when u turned around, u had the best OH SHIT face before u saw me
Jan. 29, 2009
9:37 am
wtf r u wearing, u smell like my dad
9:38 am
i smelled u & thought it was him 4 a sec
Jan. 29, 2009
9:39 am
idk, some expensive italian shit. its sexy, idgaf what u say. theres a reason ur dad hooked up w/ a MILF like urs
Jan. 29, 2009
9:40 am
ugh
000
Apr. 1, 2009
12:00 am
HAPPY BDAY BRO!
12:01 am
UR 18!
12:02 am
veserrrr
12:03 am
heyyyy
12:04 am
u cant be asleep, not at midnite on ur 18th dude
12:05 am
TXT ME BACK COME ON
12:06 am
wtf where r u
12:07 am
u always have ur phone & u txt at like the speed of light so i know ur not just bein slow
12:08 am
either ur dead or ignoring me
12:09 am
u asshole u better be dead
12:10 am
ok jk about the dead thing. not on ur bday, i'll be nice on ur bday
12:11 am
VESER
12:12 am
VESERRRRR
(1 missed call)
(2 missed calls)
(3 missed calls)
12:30 am
dude i know ur not getting laid or anything
12:32 am
ANSWER UR FUCKIN PHOOOONE
12:33 am
plz. since its ur bday. plz. look, bein polite & and everything.
(4 missed calls)
Apr. 1, 2009
2:19 am
hey
Apr. 1, 2009
2:21 am
wtf!
2:23 am
helloooo? takin 2 long 2 respond bro!
Apr. 1, 2009
2:26 am
stfu im txting w/ 1 hanf
2:28 am
hand*
2:32 am
my left hand, & im rite-handed
2:35 am
my arm's snapped bro come pick me up
Apr. 1, 2009
2:35 am
huh?
Apr. 1, 2009
2:37 am
just fuckin pick me up man my arm's broken i need 2 go 2 the hospital
2:42 am
dont go 2 my house im at the bus stop 2 streets fown
2:43 am
down*
Apr. 1, 2009
2:44 am
k lemme sneak out & i'll be there in 5 bro dont worry
Apr. 1, 2009
2:47 am
thx
000
May 13, 2009
4:13 pm
got accepted at NYU!
May 13, 2009
4:15 pm
whoa man congrats! lol what do u wanna do there?
May 13, 2009
4:15 pm
lol nothing im not gonna go anyway, just thought i'd apply and see what happens
4:16 pm
im just gonna go to the community college anyway
May 13, 2009
4:17 pm
lol dream big
4:17 pm
u tell ur parents yet? they should take u out to celebrate or somethin lol
May 13, 2009
4:18 pm
no
May 13, 2009
4:18 pm
y not?
May 13, 2009
4:19 pm
idk
4:19 pm
i might tell lee tho
May 13, 2009
4:20 pm
alright, still dont see why u dont just tell ur parents but w/e
4:20 pm
lol 420
May 13, 2009
4:20 pm
hahahaha
000
May 20, 2009
1:01 pm
hey GameStop is hiring
1:02 pm
and i'll bet u anything theyll hire u even if u go in there w/ that black eye lookin like a punk, they don't give a fuck
1:04 pm
cuz andrew works there & everybody in town knows he tried to knife a guy a few years back & they hired him
May 20, 2009
1:05 pm
fuck yea, thx man, gonna apply stat
1:06 pm
need to pay room & board somehow if i wanna get outta the house
May 20, 2009
1:07 pm
u can just live at home & go to school till u decide u wanna transfer somewhere u know
1:07 pm
thats what im doing
May 20, 2009
1:08 pm
fuck that i want my own place. dorm room counts as my own place
1:09 pm
preferably a place without stairs
1:10 pm
fuck stairs man
May 20, 2009
1:12 pm
lol i cant even count how many times u've tumbled down those stairs man, & this is like ur 6th black eye that ive seen
1:13 pm
ur gonna die a virgin i just know it
000
May 26, 2009
2:00 pm
u awake yet?
May 26, 2009
2:03 pm
unfortunately. i want to DIE
2:06 pm
where the fuck am i
2:09 pm
oh thank god im at lee's i just about shit myself
May 26, 2009
2:11 pm
lol on a scale of 1-10 how bad is last nite kickin u in the balls
May 26, 2009
2:14 pm
its about a 16
2:16 pm
it was fun tho
2:17 pm
even tho u & everyone else made fun of me 4 bein the shortest guy graduating so fuck u but my head hurts 2 much rite now to properly bitch u out
May 26, 2009
2:19 pm
lol w/e
2:20 pm
lee's ur dads bro he's not gonna tell him ur hungover at his house is he?
May 26, 2009
2:22 pm
no we made a pact
May 26, 2009
2:23 pm
lol
2:23 pm
btw speaking of lee, he ttly wants to bone ur mom
May 26, 2009
2:25 pm
yea im aware
May 26, 2009
2:26 pm
like srsly he wants to plow into her till theres no tomorro, i swear 2 god
May 26, 2009
2:27 pm
brb puking forever
000
Aug. 12, 2009
11:55 am
hey r u sure u cant come over & help me move out
Aug. 12, 2009
11:56 am
yea sry man i hate 2 bail
11:57 am
isnt ur dad gonna help tho?
Aug. 12, 2009
12:00 pm
well yea
12:01 pm
idk i just think it'd be easier if we had 1 more person & not just the 2 of us
Aug. 12, 2009
12:02 pm
sry i cant
000
Dec. 25, 2009
8:39 am
merry xmas
Dec. 25, 2009
8:40 am
u 2!
Dec. 25, 2009
8:41 am
whatd u get?
Dec. 25, 2009
8:42 am
money
8:43 am
u?
Dec. 25, 2009
8:44 am
lee got me pendulum tickets
8:45 am
wanna go?
Dec. 25, 2009
8:46 am
hell yea!
8:47 am
anything else? like from ur parents
Dec. 25, 2009
8:47 am
i didnt ask for anything
Dec. 25, 2009
8:49 am
rly? thought theyd get u that drum set u've been bitchin about all year, figured u'd beg 4 it
Dec. 25, 2009
8:50 am
nah didnt wanna ask em
Dec. 25, 2009
8:51 am
oh ok
8:52 am
r u at their house rite now?
Dec. 25, 2009
8:53 am
yea lee's just about 2 leave, im gonna get a lift out w/ him if dad lets me leave
Dec. 25, 2009
8:54 am
k swing by my place when u leave we'll go 2 breakfast
Dec. 25, 2009
8:55 am
k
(1 missed call)
Dec. 25, 2009
10:01 am
where r u im hungry
Dec. 25, 2009
10:13 am
hey sry
10:14 am
lets go 2 lunch instead
10:15 am
i had 2 go 2 the ER real fast 2 get stitches
Dec. 25, 2009
10:16 am
y?
Dec. 25, 2009
10:17 am
driveway was real icy
10:17 am
cracked my head on it
Dec. 25, 2009
10:18 am
ouch lol & on xmas 2. u would.
10:19 am
lee take u 2 the ER?
Dec. 25, 2009
10:20 am
no he left before it happened
10:21 am
so ur hungry come pick me up im outside the hospital
Dec. 25, 2009
10:22 am
y dont we just meet up
10:23 am
who took u 2 the ER, have them drop u off at tgi fridays
Dec. 25, 2009
10:25 am
i cant, i took the bus
10:26 am
i wont have any $ left for lunch if i use what i've got 4 bus fare again
Dec. 25, 2009
10:28 am
wtf u busted ur head open bad enough to need stitches & u took the fuckin BUS?
10:29 am
u were at ur parents house, y didnt either of them drive u?
10:33 am
hello?
Dec. 25, 2009
10:35 am
dude dont worry about it do u wanna go eat or not
Dec. 25, 2009
10:37 am
well yea but
10:38 am
thats fucked up man ur dad shouldve taken u or something
Dec. 25, 2009
10:39 am
w/e man r u gonna pick me up or r u gonna bitch some more
Dec. 25, 2009
10:40 am
fine w/e im on my way
000
Jun. 6, 2010
4:11 pm
lmfao
4:12 pm
i just saw a ginger midget workin at target
4:12 pm
like no lie he's shorter than u
Jun. 6, 2010
4:14 pm
lol! i know who ur talkin about
4:15 pm
his nametag says his name is like hannah or something
4:15 pm
hanna* i think it was some weird way of spelling it
Jun. 6, 2010
4:16 pm
lololol hannas not a boys name
000
Oct. 12, 2010
7:20 pm
hey im takin a rain check on hangin out tomorro
Oct. 12, 2010
7:21 pm
ok. y?
Oct. 12, 2010
7:21 pm
lee needs help w/ somethin
Oct. 12, 2010
7:22 pm
k just tell me when ur free then
000
Oct. 15, 2010
5:59 pm
dude where the fuck is lee
Oct. 15, 2010
6:00 pm
idk. y would i know
Oct. 15, 2010
6:01 pm
im just wondering aloud u retard
Oct. 15, 2010
6:02 pm
christ who pissed in ur cheerios this morning?
6:03 pm
ur the 1 who saw him last
Oct. 15, 2010
6:04 pm
i know, i asked him 2 find somethin 4 me & i havent seen him since
Oct. 15, 2010
6:05 pm
he's probably just holed up in his house jackin off 2 pics of ur mom from graduation lol
Oct. 15, 2010
6:06 pm
fuck u man ur no help at all
000
Oct. 20, 2010
5:11 pm
omfg
(1 missed call)
(2 missed calls)
(3 missed calls)
5:17 pm
dude im so sorry about lee i just saw it on the news what happened?
5:20 pm
omfg
(4 missed calls)
(5 missed calls)
(6 missed calls)
5:25 pm
dude veser ur dads on the news
5:26 pm
he's the main suspect & he's gone
5:27 pm
cmon man answer the phone i need 2 talk
(7 missed calls)
(8 missed calls)
5:31 am
did he kill him? do u know?
Oct. 20, 2010
5:35 pm
yea
Oct. 20, 2010
5:36 pm
omfg there u r
5:36 pm
holy shit man thats so fucked up im so fuckin sry omfg
5:37 pm
where r u
Oct. 20, 2010
5:40 pm
friends apartment
Oct. 20, 2010
5:41 pm
do u want me 2 come over
Oct. 20, 2010
5:42 pm
no
5:42 pm
he's still asleep & i dont feel like leaving
Oct. 20, 2010
5:44 pm
bro idfk what 2 say
5:45 pm
r u ok?
Oct. 20, 2010
5:49 pm
dont ask stupid questions
Oct. 20, 2010
5:51 pm
sorry
5:54 pm
...dude
5:57 pm
ur dad killed his best friend
Oct. 20, 2010
6:00 pm
yea thx 4 pointing that out stupid
Oct. 20, 2010
6:01 pm
if he killed lee
6:03 pm
fuck
6:04 pm
ves was he like
6:04 pm
abusing u
6:10 pm
dude answer me
Oct. 20, 2010
6:11 pm
i dont want 2 talk about it
(number blocked)