Recently I teamed up with a buddy to write a list of things you can't do in SVU. And of course, I was inspired to write a list of things you can never do in CI. Just a silly drabble. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Not mine!

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1. Thou shalt not take the last bag of Skittles from the vending machine. Doing so may result in great bodily harm.

2. Thou shalt not throw pens on the floor, just to see Bobby bend over and pick them up.

3. Thou shalt not call Ross a poodlehead-no matter how it may please the BA masses.

4. Thou shalt NEVER shave Bobby's curls. Doing so will result in death by pudding cups.

5. Thou shalt not, under any circumstances, peer into Bobby's binder.

6. Thou shalt not play toss with the santa mug.

7. Thou shalt not put any less than three-fourths of a cup of sugar in Eames' cup of coffee. Ever.

8. Thou shalt not play It's Raining Men whenever Bobby removes his jacket. No matter how thou may be tempted.

9. Thou shalt not hit Bishop in the head with a large mouth bass. Tis offensive to the bass.

10. Thou shalt encourage Goren and Eames to slow dance in a locked interrogation room.

The End!

A/N: Hope that made everyone giggle like I did! Thanks for reading!