Best accompanied by Lady Gaga's "Fashion"

I own nothing.

She reaches out and pulls to herself the beautiful creations dangled before her. Pam loves beautiful things.

Shoes, women…. They're her favorites.

It's all the same to Pam. Everything is within her reach. After all, she's fucking gorgeous. She shrugs it off casually and it rolls easily off the sleeves of her pink cashmere cardigan. It's just a fact of her existence.

…Shoes and humans also go hand-in-hand for Pam.

She loves being a vampire.

She can have any woman she wants. The slender brunette strutting down the street; the curvaceous blonde with the bright red lipstick who's trying to attract a vampire's attention… They're all at her fingertips.

Literally.

But her favorite part about being a vampire?

A well-fed vamp in stunning Manolo Blahniks never has to worry about blisters.

"Oh, her shoes are beautiful."