iHate You

Chapter 15: iStart a Fanwar

DISCLAIMER: Do I own this Story? Yes! Do I own any characters or places mentioned in this story? No!

(A/N) This will be my longest chapter, aiming for 3000 words at least; climax of the story probably comes somewhere here.

"Alright, now that we are set for Webicon, time to advertise on iCarly!" They all marched to the studio; Freddie made some quick Graphics, and added some lines to the script.

"We're live in five, four, Three, Two," Freddie pointed at Carly and Sam.

"Hello citizens of Earth, this is iCarly!" Sam clicked a button that showed a swirling iCarly Logo.

"Alright, before we begin, let's start with some Random debates!"

Freddie clicked on the animation button.

"iCarly Presents!"

"Random Debates!"

"Sheep versus Italy!"

Sam and Freddie were sitting on beanbags.

"I stand by the sheep," Sam announced, as Carly was swirling the Camera between her and Freddie.

"I stand by Italy!"

"Sheep are better than Italy because they give us meat and fur, so we can eat and make jackets!"

"Italy is better because it has some of the best soccer players in the world!"

"Sheep give us milk,"

"Italy gives us Pizza and Spaghetti, and good Chefs,"

"Sheep give us dairy Products,"

"Italy looks like a shoe!"

"Sheep!"

"Italy!"

"Sheep!"

"Italy!"

"That's all for Random Debates!" Freddie gave the closing credits, Carly and Sam stood beside each other.

"And now, before we get to Random Dancing, we want to announce something,"

"This weekend, on Saturday, at 6 O'clock, there will be a Webicon Event!"

Both Carly and Sam said Webicon at the same time, the logo popping up on the screen.

"And we're gonna be there,"

"With a BIG Surprise!"

"So, if you like iCarly,"

"And you have time,"

"Come to the Webicon!"

"We'll be waiting!"

And the show went on, with a Food Fight, painting on Gibby, Messin' with Lewbert, and all that stuff.

"Alright, now, we're using the blab cam!"

"Alright, here's ew..."

"What?"

"Nora Durschlitt,"

"Put her up!"

"Hello iCarly," She said, with her really annoying mucus issue sound.

"Nora,"

"What do you want?"

"I just wanted to say I'm sorry for what happened last year, and I was wondering if you can come to my 17th birthday party?"

"NO!"

Freddie quickly disconnected her.

"Never!"

"Guys, we're live,"

"Oh, well, anyone else?"

"Here's a guy named Aspartamay,"

"What a name,"

"Hey Carly, Sam, Freddie,"

"Hey,"

Spencer charged in the room.

"You're Aspartamay?"

"Yeah, who are you?"

"I'm Spency345!"

"No way!"

"Yes way!"

"Ahaha, you can't even hold a virtual gun properly!"

"I so can!"

"Then why do I always beat you?"

"Luck!"

"Luck? I'll show you luck, I dare iCarly to get more signatures than , at Webicon!"

"Oh, it's on!"

"See ya there, loser!"

"Oh, and if Nevelocity win, Sam and Freddie have to date for a month!"

"WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS!" Sam was panicking; she didn't want another relationship with Freddie.

"Let's just see this kid named Adam,"

A cute kid, almost the trio's age, was on screen.

"Hey iCarly gang,"

"Hey!" Carly quickly answered, Sam and Freddie knew she was crushing on him.

"Just heard about the Fanwar, Let's go beat the heck out of Nevelocity!"

"Let's do it!"

"I'll see you there Carly," Adam winked at her; she knew he liked her back.

"And we are clear!"

"You think there will be people there?"

"Heck yeah!"

"How can you be so sure?"

"This is our most viewed episode!"

"How much?"

"One,"

"One?"

"Million Viewers!"

The Trio started cheering, went down to celebrate.

"I can't believe that guy actually dared us to get more signatures than Nevelocity!"

"Spencer!"

"Yea?"

"Take some pictures of us, make as many copies as possible, we're gonna need a lot of 'em,"

"Got it!"

The crew posed for several pictures, Freddie didn't have to because he already had over one thousand pictures of himself, for unknown reasons.

"Alright, last picture, smile Carls,"

"I don't wanna! Why don't we all have boxes of pictures of ourselves like Freddie?"

"I really don't know why I have those pictures,"

"Carls, last picture,"

"Alright I'll smile," Carly fake-smiled and got a really nice picture.

"Alright, I'm gonna go get those ready, you guys should go to the Webicon and reserve your place,"

"Sure,"

"Si,"

The crew went to the Webicon, they reserved and came back, Spencer had some boxes labeled "Gibby" "Sam" "Carly" "The Crew"

"I died working on these pictures, they cost me a lot!"

"Don't worry, sell a sculpture,"

"I wish,"

"So, what do we have for the Fanwar?"

"We have Flare Guns, a big propaganda cardboard that says ,"

"That's it?"

"Not really it!" The door opened revealing Adam, he had some boxes with him.

"Hey Adam!"

"Hey Carls"

"What are those?" Freddie asked, the only one who noticed the boxes.

"Water Balloons, empty Balloons, toy bombs, Fireworks, and other throwable stuff,"

"This is gonna be big!"

"We're gonna make history!"

"Yes!" Carly went and hugged Adam.

"I Love you!"

As jealous as Freddie is supposed to be, he wasn't.

"Alright, cut the romance and let's call Sam and inform her,"

"No! Don't tell her!"

"Why not?"

"She'll use them all up!"

"Right,"

"So what now?"

"We wait,"

"For what?"

"The Webicon,"

Gibby walked in, shirtless, with the iCarly Logo on his chest and back.

"Hey guys,"

"Hey Gib, nice logo, I like,"

"Sweet, the Tattoo artist charged me a hundred bucks,"

"Tattoo?"

"Gibby!"

"What?"

"We told you to paint it, not tattoo it!"

"Yeah, but when the Fanwar begins, there will be Water Balloons,"

"Touché,"

A little kid, that looks like mini-Gibby walks out from behind him, with the same iCarly logo.

"You even tattooed Guppy?"

"No are you nuts? It's just a sticker!"

"Happy Birthday!"

"Guppy, it's no one's birthday!"

"Aww, cute," Carly went and sat in front of Guppy, he slapped her and bit her hair.

"Ow! Gibby!"

"Guppy! Cary's inedible!"

Guppy backed away from her, Carly started breathing heavily, and backed away, hiding behind Adam, pointing with fear at Guppy.

"It tried to eat me!"

"Guppy's a he,"

Carly started screeching like Lewbert.

"Carly, it's alright!" Adam tried to comfort her.

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

Adam pushed his lips onto hers, and they started making out, Freddie and Gibby backed away in disgust, Gibby put his hand over Guppy's eyes.

"Happy Birthday!"

Sam walked in just to find Carly and Adam making out on the couch, Freddie and Gibby watching in disgust, and Guppy's eyes shut by Gibby's hands.

"Woah! Break it up!" Sam pushed Carly away.

"Alright,"

"Look, you two can kiss all you want, just, not in public,"

"Oh,"

"Okay,"

"Now that we're all settled, we're gonna win this because momma doesn't want to date Dorkasaurus the Third for one whole month,"

"Hey guys, I just thought of something," Freddie intervened.

"What?"

"Nevel will probably fight Fire with Fire, so, how about we make all our pictures Waterproof and Fire retardant?"

"Smart,"

"Alright, I'll get Spencer and we'll do this together,"

"Go ahead,"

Freddie called Spencer on his Pearphone.

"Yellow?"

"Hey Spence,"

"Hey Kiddo,"

"Listen, I need you to help me make all our autograph pictures Waterproof and Fire Retardant,"

"All of them?"

"Don't worry, I have an idea,"

"Oh alright, be there whenever,"

"Welcome back whenever,"

"So?"

"He'll help,"

"Great,"

"Alright, we'll get working on the pictures, you guys get some paintball guns,"

"Guppy, Uhm, what can you do?"

"Happy Birthday!"

"I see, well, let's do this!"

Each of them went their separate way.

"Hey Kiddos, what up with the tiny familiar guns?"

"Paintball guns," Spence gasped in fear, recalling the Assassin game the humiliated him.

"Well that's scary,"

"Yes, we're beating the hell out of Nevelocity!"

"Good Luck!"

"You mean you're not coming?"

"I would,"

"Great,"

"But I can't,"

"Why?"

"Fishing with Socko,"

"Come on, please?"

"Oh fine, I'll call him,"

Spencer calls Socko.

"Well?"

"He's coming with us, is that okay?"

"Sure, of course,"

"Alright,"

"Hey, let's go get some smoothies," Sam suggested.

"Let's do it,"

At the Groovy Smoothie.

"Excuse me," there was a blonde girl standing in front of T-Bo's cashier, she was playing with some hair locks.

"Do you sell Smoothies here?"

"Do I-what? Of course we sell smoothies here! It's the Groovy Smoothie!"

"Oh, I thought it was just a name,"

"What flavor?"

"What do you have?"

T-Bo pointed at the list of flavors on top of him, shining.

"Uhm,"

"What Flavor Woman?"

"Slow down! I need to think, I'll get a strawberry,"

"Finally!"

"Heya Teebz," Freddie walked towards him.

"Hey Freddie, what can I get you today?"

"A Blueberry Blitz, a Strawberry Splat, and do you still have those Blimey Bacons?"

"Last one,"

"Alright, add that too, and add one more Strawberry Splat, and one more blueberry Blitz,"

"5.50$,"

"Here ya go,"

"Smoothies will be ready in a few,"

The crew took a table.

"How many did you order?"

"Five,"

"Good,"

"Smoothies are ready Freddie,"

Freddie took the order.

"Alright, we need a plan, our stand is across the street from Nevel's,"

"Shut up and drink your smoothie,"

"Sam, he's trying to make sure you two don't go out,"

"True, sorry Alien from planet Dweebia,"

"Dweebia…"

"Gibby!"

"Sorry,"

"So, we will send someone at him to ask for his signature, now, what that person will do is, he will take out a water balloon and throw it at Nevel, sparking the Fanwar,"

"WOW you talk like a true nerd,"

"Sam,"

"Ignore her,"

"Wow, Freddie's being mature, something you might wanna try, Sam,"

"You're saying I'm immature?"

"You're acting like it,"

"Momma loves being immature, deal with it,"

"Then, we'll have Spencer and Socko hide behind Nevel's Nevelocity poster, and push it over him and his table, and we start barraging them with Water and nuclear balloons, and if necessary, use the Flare Guns to burn the poster or any dangerous fans,"

"Nice, can we burn those people?"

"Sam, Flare guns are for flares and poster burning, not fan burning,"

"Okay,"

"So, we're all in, and tomorrow, the Fanwar begins,"

"We've all done well, and in case none of us escape alive, I love you all, you've all been the best friends no one can have,"

"Carls, we'll be fine, Nevel maybe be Satanic, but we're iCarly!"

"You're right, we'll survive!"

"Did you mean it, when you said you loved me?"

"As a best friend,"

"Fine,"

"Freddie, we've been talking about this for years, we can only be best buds,"

"I know, and I've been cool with it ever since, you want to be friends, I want to be more than friends, I can live with the never-ending pain,"

"If you insist,"

"I told you once and I'll tell you again dummy, Carly Will Never, Love You,"

"You're lying,"

"There's the proof, Carly, do you love him?"

"As a best friend,"

"Hah!"

"Aw,"

"Alright, now that that's settled, let's go home,"

And the crew parted their ways.

The next day, the Webicon day.

"Alright, it's official, everyone knows about the Nevelocity vs. iCarly war,"

"How do you know,"

"Comments on our latest episode,"

Freddie walked into Carly's apartment, showed her his laptop, the episode had over one thousand comments.

"Wow, most comments?"

"Yup,"

"Cool, what do they say,"

"Some are hating, some are fighting back, this Fanwar is gonna make us history,"

"Very true,"

Sam walked in.

"Hey, I think we-"

"No one cares about your opinion Fredhead,"

"Carly, do you care?"

"Yes I do, Sam,"

"Hah, in your face,"

"Lucky Carly's there to protect you,"

"I can protect myself!"

"Yeah, and I'm the Burger Queen,"

"Ha-ha, hey Sam,"

"What?"

Freddie charged at her, pinning her to the fridge.

"Let me go dweeb!"

"Not until you admit that I can protect myself,"

"That's like admitting Carly loves you,"

"Admit it!"

"No,"

"Fine then, we'll stay like this for as long as it takes,"

"Hey Fredlumps,"

"What?"

"You forgot I'm a normal human being,"

"Are you? Are you really?"

"Want me to prove it?"

"Go ahead,"

Sam kicked him in places-that-should-never-be-kicked, then thumped his head and ran behind him, pushed him towards the fridge and pinned him to it.

"Ow,"

"See? You can't protect yourself,"

"Ah screw it,"

"See? I'm always-"

Freddie quickly took advantage of the distraction, pushed himself off of the fridge, and fell on top of her, pinning her to the ground with his hands and knees.

"Let me go!"

"Admit it!"

"Hell if I admit you're stronger than me!"

"You can't escape me now, because I'm stronger,"

"No you're just lucky!"

"Sam Puckett got pinned twice by a Benson?"

"Okay fine, you can protect yourself, sometimes,"

"Good, now that we're settled,"

Freddie stood up and offered to help Sam up, instead, she pulled him to the ground and pinned him, again.

"I saw this coming,"

"Guys, just quit it!" Carly interfered before someone dies.

"Alright fine,"

Sam stood up, pulled a chair and went to the fridge, stood on it and shoved the top part of her body in the fridge.

"Yes, so cold, ooh frozen Pizza!"

"Sam, don't eat my frozen pizza!"

Carly pulled Sam out of the fridge and pulled the frozen pizza out of her mouth.

"That tasted good,"

"Well too bad,"

"Alright, who's thrilled for Nerdicon?"

Spencer walked out of his room.

"Hey Spencer,"

"Hey,"

"Can we talk to you about something?"

"You didn't go into my room did you?"

"No…"

"Okay, don't,"

"Okay, we need to make sure you get Socko here and any of his weird family members,"

"Ugh, he's not coming,"

"Why not?"

"His second cousin, who works at a farm, Millie, got stabbed by a bull, and he's driving her to the hospital,"

"Are you going?"

"Yes,"

"When?"

"Now,"

"Now?

"Yes, who's coming with me?

"Ooh me!" Sam yelled.

"Sam? You're going with Spencer to see Millie?" Carly asked, surprised.

"I always wanted to see Socko's weird family.

"Alright, be back whenever,"

"Till whenever,"

"I hope they get back soon, I'm melting," Freddie broke the silence.

"Yeah, hey, wanna watch something?"

"Sure, what are you suggesting?"

"Girly Cow,"

"Celebrities under water,"

"Sam deleted it,"

"Again?"

"Yes,"

"Aw!"

"Hey, remember Nora Durschlitt?" Freddie suggested, while viewing some Fan mail.

"Yeah, that psycho girl?"

"Yeah,"

"What about her?"

"She sent us another video,"

"Open it,"

"I'm afraid my laptop will explode,"

"Come on,"

Freddie opened the mail, Nora appeared on screen, Carly and Freddie looked at each other, shivered in disgust, and played the video.

"Hello again members of iCarly, my name is Nora Durschlitt, you might remember me from my sweet 16 birthday party last year,"

"I'm scared,"

"I was wondering if you would like to come to my 17th birthday,"

"NO!" Freddie quickly closed the e-mail and deleted it.

"That's the second time she's done that today!"

"Want me to report her?"

"Nah, I still feel for her, I mean she's abandoned by her parents and has no friends,"

"Like what Sam once said, we can't fix the world Carly,"

"But we can help," After Freddie said that, Sam came back, shocked.

"What's wrong?" Carly asked, worried.

"Socko's family is weeeeeeeird,"

"Hey Sam,"

"What?"

"When you said "Let's do this" after that dude said we would date if we lost, do you mean you don't want to date me?"

"My point exactly,"

"Why not? I mean we've dated before,"

"When did you turn into my wife?"

6 O'clock, Webicon time.

"Alright, we all set?"

"Yep,"

"Let's Win this Fanwar!"

"Let's go!"

"Who's driving us?"

"Spencer, speaking of which, SPENCER!"

"What?"

"You're driving us to the Webicon!"

"Alright!"

"Now!"

"Okay! I'll be there in a sec,"

"Where's the home page poster?"

"It's at the Webicon,"

"Oh, good,"

At the Webicon.

The trio walked by each other, getting some bulging-eye stares from here and there, and some glares form Nevelocity fans and haters, Carly spotted Adam and winked at him, he blew her a kiss, Sam looked at Carly and snapped her fingers in front of her face.

"Carly!"

"Thank you Sam, for ruining my Boyfriend moment,"

"Anytime," Sam smiled, as they walked, they saw a couple of girls, they looked at the trio and smiled, a very, very big smile, then one of the girls stood in front of them.

"LOOK EVERYONE! It's FREDDIE BENSON!"

All the girls charged at him, he couldn't run away, Carly and Sam backed away, Carly looking worried and Sam smiling.

"Sam!"

"What? It's not my fault he's hot!"

"You think Freddie's hot?"

The Security pushed the girls into a small circle.

"Go Save him!" Sam pushed Carly towards the group, Carly pushed her hand in and pulled Freddie out, his hair was messed up, his eyes were huge in shock, his mouth was wide open, his clothes were tattered and messed up, some Webicon security sent the girls away, Freddie stayed shocked.

"They took out my boxers without taking off my pants!" Exclaimed Freddie as he shook his head in fear.

"What?" Carly asked, scared.

"HOW DO THEY DO THAT?" Freddie yelled, his voice faint, Sam laughed at him, he quickly fixed himself up and they ran to the stand.

"Hello, iCarly," Nevel walked towards the iCarly stand.

"Nevel,"

"I come in peace, I wish you all good luck on the signature race, and the Fanwar,"

"Whatevs, run back to your stand before I crush ya!"

"A Puckett,"

"Yes, a Puckett, deal with it!"

"Okay!"

Just then a random person walks towards the iCarly stand.

"Oh, hey Carly, Sam, Freddie,"

"Hey,"

The man was large, he could be hiding a table behind his back and you won't see it, he had his hands behind his back, suspicious.

"I was wondering if you would,"

"Would what?"

"Like to start this Fanwar!"

With that, the huge man threw a chair at Carly, she ducked, dodging it, stood up with eyes wide open.

"FANWAR!" Gibby yelled, shooting his Flare gun at Nevelocity.

"Let's do this!" Sam charged her Flare Gun and began shooting at the Nevelocity homepage board, it started burning.

"Fire Retardant! Ahaha!" Yelled Nevel, he had an army of fans, he was pointing and yelling at them with one hand, his other hand was floating over the table, the tips of his fingers touching it, he was scary.

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
I wanna start a fight
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
I wanna start a fight

Sam and Freddie were trapped behind the iCarly board, throwing water balloons and shooting paintballs at the Nevelocity fans swarming around them.

"So, you're saying you hated dating me?" Asked Freddie as he threw a balloon at someone creeping behind Sam.

"I'm saying, duck," Freddie ducked, and Sam threw a balloon at someone behind him.

"That I don't want it to happen again,"

"Behind you," Sam dodged a water balloon being thrown at her.

"Why not?"

"I don't feel anything, watch out, two balloons," Freddie dodged one and got hit by the other.

"You mean we weren't meant to be?"

So, so what, I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't need you
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done I'm gonna show you tonight

"Flare guns, that's what I'm saying," Both Sam and Freddie pulled their Flare guns and started shooting in the air.

"Flare gun, nine o'clock"

"And plus, I don't want to be forced into dating against my will,"

"Careful, duck," Sam ducked and Freddie shot someone with his paintball gun.

"Nice save,"

"Helping a friend,"

After they were done arguing, a group of iCarly fans got rid of the rest of the Nevelocity fans, Sam and Freddie went to see what happened to Carly, they saw her hiding behind the table that has been flipped over, beside her were Gibby, Guppy, and Spencer, with a big supply of balloons and guns, they also saw T-Bo, they ran and hid beside them, shooting at Nevel's armies of Fans.

"T-Bo, Freddie, Spencer, charge your Flare Guns, and don't shoot,"

"Why?"

"Less Asking! More Charging!"

"Alright, we're all charged up, what should we do Sam?"

"Shoot at the Nevelocity board!"

The waiter just took my table
And gave it to Jessica Simps
I guess I'll go sit with drum boy
At least he'll knows how to sing

The four stood up, started shooting at it, it caught on fire, Nevel was seen screaming in fear and trying to run away from it.

"Gibby! Freddie! Go catch Nevel!"

"Alright!"

Gibby and Freddie threw their weapons away and ran after Nevel.

"Carly, Spencer, shoot some Flares in the air, to call for some help,"

What if this song's on the radio?
Somebody's gonna die
I'm gonna get in trouble
My ex will start a fight

The Shays did as told, then hordes of iCarly fans charged at the Nevelocity stand.

"Alright, Carly, go get Freddie," Carly nodded and ran after Gibby and Freddie, a few seconds of Flare gun shooting Freddie came running back.

"Have you caught Papperman?"

"Yeah Gibby and Carly are after him,"

"Alright, here's my charged Flare Gun, since you were in the bow and Arrow club you should aim well,"

"Alright, what should I aim at?"

"The stack of pictures of Nevel, so he would lose,"

"Alright," Freddie stood up, aimed, frowning, with one eye closed, he stuck the gun to his face, and aimed it at the pile of pictures, and then shot one Flare, the pictures quickly caught on fire, Freddie raised his fists in the air, Sam and Spencer cheered with him.

I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight

"Nice aiming,"

"Thanks, nice leading,"

"Thanks,"

"Alright, there's Aspartamay," Spencer intruded, spotting his online nemesis.

"Crappy name,"

"I never got to know his real name,"

"T-Bo, you and Spencer chase after that guy,"

"Wanna buy a Flare gun?" T-Bo raised a stick that had several Flare guns through it.

"How do you do that?"

"Do what?"

"Put Flare guns on a stick?"

"Secret,"

"Oh, well go get him!"

T-Bo and Spencer threw their weapons and ran after Aspartamay, leaving Freddie, Sam, and a sleeping Guppy.

"Nice going today, Sam, really without you we would've lost,"

"Aw, it's no big deal, if it wasn't for you I wouldn't even be here, I would be there with the injured," Sam pointed at an area were people were sleeping and screaming in pain.

"Really? How?"

"How many Flares, Shots, and paintballs did you tell me to dodge and duck?"

"Three or something?"

"Exactly,"

"You've done well Puckett,"

"Ya done well Benson,"

They shared a friendly hug, and then stood there, staring at each other, with burning stands and screaming people, and looked at each other, their faces closing in on the space between them, they were tilting their faces when Carly and Gibby came back, with Nevel tied up by a shirtless Gibby.

"Oh hey, looks like you two are dating after all!"

"We're not!"

"Oh, then why were you tilting your heads?"

"I- uh… I- I wanted to whisper Sam something,"

"That you love her?" Carly was one of the few people that actually saw some hope in Sam and Freddie's relationship.

"Hey guys, he's squirming," Gibby was losing control of Nevel, the trio quickly got out of their argument, Sam walked towards Nevel.

"Hello, Nevel,"

"Leave me alone Sam!"

"Well well well, look who's begging now,"

"Just leave me be, I won't harm you ever again!"

"Alright, let him go, but wait,"

"What?"

Sam threw a punch at Nevel, his face spun back and hit Gibby in the shoulder, he had a Nose bleed, his clothes were tattered and ripped, even charred in some places, Sam gave Gibby the sign to let Nevel go, Nevel quickly ran away crying.

"Go iCarly!" The entire group started shooting Flares in the sky, celebrating victory, then Spencer and T-Bo came back.

"Well, where is he?"

"He got away,"

"At least he learned his lesson,"

"Alright, let's head home now,"

"You guys sure you don't wanna buy some Flare guns?"

"T-Bo!"

"Okay!"

The trio packed their stuff, and went their ways, Spencer dropped Gibby and Guppy at their house, and had a really awkward conversation with their mother, he then dropped Sam off, congratulating her mom on the skills Sam showed today, her mother was proud Sam can handle a Flare Gun, he then parked his car at the Bushwell Plaza, and raced Carly and Freddie to the apartment.

"So, um, nice going back there,"

"Thanks,"

"No really, you actually held out, you, T-Bo, Spencer, and Gibby, in front of all of Nevel's fans,"

"You and Sam also held out against half of his fans,"

"True, but still,"

"Anyways, nice going," Carly gave Freddie a hug.

"And by the way, what was going on between you and Sam today?"

"Nothing, really," Freddie blushed.

"Oh and you think I don't know you're blushing?"

"Nothing happened! We argued, that's all,"

"Really Freddie? Really?"

"Yes really!"

"Fine, if you want to deny making out with her, I'm okay with it,"

"I am not denying anything!"

"Sure!"

"Hey Guys!" Spencer yelled out to them.

"What?"

"We're on TV!"

"I thought I saw some News reporters,"

"Let's go check it out,"

The three sat in front of the TV, Carly texted Sam and Gibby, telling them to turn on Channel 7.

"We're here with breaking news regarding the yearly Webicon event, where famous Web shows compete to see who is the best, tonight, an extremely dangerous Fanwar occurred, after a fan of Nevelocity threw a chair at the iCarly co-host Carly Shay, she dodged it, and the war began, with the eventual loss of Nevelocity, iCarly won the Webicon and the Fanwar, the first in Webicon history, unfortunately, the website being the most viewed web show in the world, is now going down the drain as iCarly takes it's place,"

"We made it! We're in history!"

"Woo!"

"Yea!"

"And we saw the last of Nevel!"

"Nevelocity's down the drain!"

"I liked his website, it was just him who was annoying," Freddie spoke his thoughts out loud.

"True, Nevel was mean, but Nevelocity wasn't as much,"

Sam walked in the house.

"SPENCER!"

"Oh no!"

Sam glared at him.

"My mom had her boyfriend, and you don't wanna know what I saw!"

"Oh God, HIDE ME!"

Sam started chasing Spencer around the room, she trapped him behind the couch, he jumped over it, breaking the coffee table, Sam flipped the couch and followed Spencer, he jumped on top of the kitchen table, Sam cut the table's legs off, Spencer threw a chair at her, Sam broke it in two.

"Wow she's angry,"

"Sam!" Freddie ran up to her to calm her down.

"Leave me alone Benson!"

"Sam! It wasn't Spencer's fault, now, what did you see that made you freak out?"

Sam pulled Freddie and whispered something to his ear, his face turned from worry to disgust.

"Oh GOD She wasn't doing that!"

"Believe it,"

"OH MY GOD!"

"My expression,"

"OH GOD! DID YOU SEE HER?"

"Yes I did, with those two eyes," Sam pointed at her eyes.

"Oh My God, no, no, she wasn't was she?"

"You're saying I'm lying?"

"Oh my God…"

"What is it?" Carly intruded.

"You'd better not know!" Freddie yelled at her, still suffering from disgust.

"Tell me!"

"If you value your life, drop it,"

"Alright fine,"

(A/) 4000 words! My longest chapter, I probably won't write any more 4000 word chapters, took me two weeks x.x! How do ya like that? Ha? I know this is not how iStart a Fanwar will be as Nevel (Alexander Reed) will make his last appearance on iCarly in Season 4 in iPity The Nevel, but oh well, it was fun, enjoy it!