Hello it's Terradoll. I've been living like a gypsy (well, as my mom says) and been in constant car rides. I'm in one right now. Lady Gaga really helps you focus on writing '^-^.

Alex POV

I was just as confused as Aly probably was, but unlike her, I didn't pass out.

"So…you're saying that…we've been teleported to the-"I gulped, "Pokémon world?"

Alyssa sighed and nodded.

"Wait, what do you mean 'teleported to the Pokémon World' and Pikachu didn't talk…did it?" asked Misty, confused.

Alyssa sighed, "I'll explain Misty. We're…not from your world. We're from another world, where Pokémon don't exist."

"What? How is that even possible?" shouted the black haired boy wearing a baseball cap. Ash Ketchum I think his name was.

"Well, we don't know how we got here either. And Pikachu didn't 'talk', Aly was just surprised to see one that made noise.

"They all make noise though," said Misty.

"Right, let me finish. It's a long story though, so you might want to sit down," said Alyssa. Everybody took her advice and sat.

She sighed and began her story.

"In 1998, there was a game released called Pokémon. Kids loved it and went crazy for it, so they transferred it to America. I'm not sure which game came first, but the games were Crystal, Blue, and Yellow."

"Don't forget Gold and Silver," said Elianna. Alyssa turned and gave her the evil eye.

"Wait, you know about this too?" I asked Elianna. She nodded, "Sure! I love Pokémon!"

"America?" asked Ash, confused.

"Where we're from. Anyway, they then released Fire Red and Leaf Green for Gameboy Color. It was so popular; they made a TV show based off of Yellow and Blue. It starred the main character named Ash Ketchum, a young boy from Pallet Town who was dreaming to become a Pokémon Master. He had a Pikachu for a partner and in the first episode, he's trying to flee a flock of Spearow when an orange-haired girl fishes him out of the lake and he 'borrows' her bike. Pikachu accidentally toasts it trying to protect its Master so the girl, Misty Waterflower, follows him around until he pays for a new bike. Ash, that boy is you!" said Alyssa. I had always found it confusing when my little cousin would watch the show. Now, it was math class. How did she ever understand this? I wonder what goes on in that head…

"The show is based around your adventures. Kids loved it all around the world. They then released three new games called Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald. These took place in a new region, the Hoenn Region. So eventually, they made a new season about that. They got rid of Misty as a character but they kept Brock and they got May and her little brother Max. So you travel around the Hoenn region with them until one episode when you spilt up and return home to find Misty waiting for you and then you reunite with May and Max and Brock and the five of you travel. Then Misty leaves and you continue your journey with them."

"They WHAT? They GOT RID OF ME?" shouted Misty angrily.

"You forgot about the Orange Islands and how they got rid of Brock and got Tracey Sketchit," said Elianna out of the blue. Alyssa turned to face her again. "And now you're going to kill me, aren't you?"

"Not yet. As she pointed out, they did replace Brock with Tracey for a short time. And we all hate Tracey."

"We do?" asked Elianna. Alyssa turned to her again, "Yes, 25% of the fanfics about people dying in Pokémon are about him."

"What's the other 75%?" I asked.

"50% Misty dying and Ash's story about afterwards, and about 24% Ash dying. 1% is Brock and May. Anyway, Nintendo then developed a device called a DS and it worked even better than a gameboy. So Pokémon came out with Diamond and Pearl and Ranger and Mystery Dungeon and Platinum and Heart Gold and Soul Silver and now Black and White. To keep up with the game, they came out with yet another TV series. The Sinnoh region in which Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum are played. They got rid of May and Max and got Dawn, who we all want to kill more than Tracey! But nobody ever writes about it, sadly."

Elianna nodded, "Yes, and now to keep up with the games again they're making a Black and White season in the Isshu region. And now they are getting rid of Brock and replacing him with a green haired freak who only talks about wine! And they're finally getting rid of Dawn! But replacing her with a freaky trainer named Iris who keeps her Pokémon in her hair! Nobody's sure what to make of the anime anymore…"

"Wha-?" asked Aly as she now got up.

"Go back to sleep, it'll make more sense there," I said to her. She nodded and lay back down.

"So… you're saying that where you're from we're not real?" asked Misty, surprisingly calm now.

"Basically," said Alyssa, shrugging. Ash stood up, "How could they do that to us?"

"Simple. To them, you're just parts of some guy's imaginatation," said Alyssa.

"And others," add Elianna. Everybody turned to look at her.

"Huh?" asked the spiky haired boy near Aly named Brock. First time he had said anything on this matter.

"Fan art, fanfics, shippings-"said Elianna but Alyssa stormed over. "Do NOT mention the shippings here"

"What are shippings?" I asked. Misty nodded curiously and Ash asked too. Alyssa turned and gave Elianna another cold glare. "I TOLD you!"

"Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry!" shouted Elianna, backing up waving her arms in surrender.

Alyssa sighed, "Shippings are pairings. Like Ash and Misty, Misty and Brock, Ash and May…"

"So it's who we would work best with?" asked Brock curiously.

"No, it's who fans think you should be in love with," said Alyssa. "For example, Pokeshipping is the most popular along with Advanceshipping, Pearlshipping, Ikarishipping, Palletshipping, Contestshipping and Comashipping," said Alyssa.

"Huh?" asked Ash.

"Well, Pokeshipping is the two original, Ash and Misty. Definitely the most popular. Then there's Advance which is Ash and May, Pearl which is Ash and Dawn. Ikari and Contest are people you don't know yet," said Alyssa. Ash and Misty blushed crazily.

"ME LIKE HIM/HER? ARE YOU CRAZY!" shouted Ash and Misty together. Alyssa nodded. "I am, since I support that shipping,"

"She also supports Ikarishpping, Contestshipping, Palletshipping and Comashipping," said Elianna. Alyssa glared again.

"What are those?" asked Misty.

"Coma and Pallet are…" Alyssa gulped, "Yaoi"

"What's that?" asked Ash.

"How do we state this nicely…" wondered Elianna out loud. Yaoi had to be a bad thing.

Alyssa thought for minute, "Hm… Lady Gaga would be nice way of saying it."

"How does Lady Gaga relate to anime?" I asked. Alyssa exaggerated a wave as she repeated a line from the Lady Gaga concert she went to, "Hello, my Philadelphia Gays!"

Oh

Now I knew what Yaoi meant.

Wow, no wonder she didn't want to tell him.

"Now that I had my turn saying it, Elianna can try to explain!" shouted Alyssa.

Elianna had the most horrified expression on her face. She gulped, "plainly, anime boy like other anime boy"

And that's when Ash passed out.

"So you're saying that some people think that Ash is gay?" asked Misty. Alyssa nodded, "As well as Brock and Gary, and honestly you. But when it's girls it's called Yuri. Yaoi and Yuri."

"That is so messed up," replied Misty, shaking her head.

"Doesn't surprise me that Alyssa supports Ash being gay. After all, Alyssa luvvvs Lady Gaga and she's as gay as they come," I said, grinning.

That earned me a smack in the back of the head from the blonde.

"So... now that we've explained everything, can we maybe find a way to get home?" asked Elianna.

"Sure," Misty said, "In fact, we were on our way to Pallet Town when you dropped in! It's just your luck!"

"What's Pallet Town? You say that like I should know what it is," I said. Alyssa laughed, "Pallet Town is where Ash is from and Professor Oak lives there. He's a smart guy who can maybe get us home."

"Oh. How do you know all this stuff?" I asked.

"Wasted time sitting in front of a TV."

"Good thing Aly was unconscious for your whole explanation. I bet she still hasn't caught on that you like Pokemon."

"She is and always will be, incredibly slow."

I laughed.

"So... should we wait for them to wake up or drag them to Pallet Town like corpses?" asked Elianna.

Misty shrugged and Alyssa and I grinned.

"While waiting would be the right thing, can you imagine how much fun it would be to pretend Ash and Aly are dead and then when they finally get up and start walking around, everybody would start screaming 'zombies!' and those two are so stupid they would be confused out of their mind! Now that would be funny," said Alyssa and I laughed in agreement. Brock gave a stern look and Misty just shrugged.

"I don't know..." she said.

"I do. We make them pretend zombies!" I shouted.

"That wouldn't be right..."

"Alright, we make them real zombies. But you have to kill them first and then-"

"ALEX!" Alyssa shouted at me, "One, Aly is my friend and like knowing her alive and human and not as a flesh eating zombie. Two, nobody gets to kill Ash, but me. That is my privilege and it will stay that way. Got it Doyle?"

"Got it, Mills," I smirked.

"Doyle"

"Mills"

"Doyle"

"Mills"

"Dude! We have more important things to wory about than who can say the others last name the most!"

"Fine, but how we gonna get them in as zombies, they look too alive," I said.

"And Aly is too heavy to carry somewhere," said Alyssa, desperatly trying to pick Aly up from her sleeping position on the ground.

"Dude, she weighs just as much as you. You're just weak if you can't carry a 110 pound girl," I said, sighing.

"I know she does and I know I can't lift things, but we'll find out just how weak I am in a minute," Alyssa said, holding her fist near my face.

"I know you can beat me in a fight and I have no dobut."

"I do, you're strong."

"Thanks, Mills. I take that as a compliment."

"Watch it."

"Ok, so we're all heading to Pallet Town and those two are going to carry Ash and Aly pretending they're dead," said Elianna.

"Yup." said Alyssa, grinning madly.

"Ok."

"So, if you're so weak then why don't you carry Ash? He's alot lighter," I said. Alyssa jumped back a few feet like there was a snake on him or something. "EW! Me touch that idiot? No way, unless I'm carrying him to his death! I hate that kid!"

"And that's excatly why I suggested it," I smirked.

"I hate you..."

"C'mon, let's start heading towards Pallet Town," said Brock.

"Ok!" we all shouted.

Alyssa paled. "It seems we really are in an anime world..."

AN: Ok! There you have it! I've been working on this for a pretty long time now. I just kept having writers block after writers block. First when she mentioned shippings, then when Ash passed out and now I just stopped the chapter cause I can't seem to go anywhere else with it. The whole zombie thing was totally random and unplanned but will probably turn out being really funny.

So... tell me if you like it! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW OR I WILL SEND ALEX AFTER YOU! XD

P.S. Our real names aren't Alyssa Mills or Alex Doyle. I just grapped two simple, common last names cause we always call each other by our last names in school. And if I spelled Aly with two L's, it's because she changed the spelling of her name this year and this was based off of 6th grade when she spelled it with one L. It get's confusing...

To be continued sometime when I can find the time...

P.S.P.S. Wish me luck in my school play (why do you think I haven't updated in forever?)