Ah Hitachiincest, how I love thee. This is probably my most favourite paring EVER. And so I feel kinda self conscious writing a fanfic about them. Anyway, please enjoy and leave me some feedback! It is very much appreciated ^_^. Also, sorry about the short chapters. I try to just write a full oneshot but I can't seem to concentrate long enough ^_^;;

Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club.. If I did it would be called Hikaru and Kaoru Have Sex and would consist of that throughout the entire series :D

Hitachiincest

*beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* '10 more minutes.' Hikaru thought as he rolled over to press the snooze button. The time was 7 am but the day… Hikaru blinked a few times to make sure he was actually awake and looked again. Saturday. This perfectly good Saturday was now ruined because someone had forgotten to turn the alarm off. 'Well maybe I can still get back to sleep.' he thought optimistically. 20 minutes later however, he still couldn't shut his brain off. Plus, it was starting to get light outside. 'Damn. I guess I'll just go make coffee or something' he decided as he sat up and began pulling the covers off. At the draft of cold air, a quiet whine escaped the lump of blankets beside him. Kaoru was still sleeping. 'Not for long.' Hikaru thought, a devilish grin plastered across his face.

Kaoru was having a good dream. He and Hikaru were on a cruise in the Bahamas, sipping lemonade and having their every whim catered to. Even though this kind of thing happened frequently in their real lives, it always seemed more fun in dreams. A light tickling sensation on Kaoru's side threatened to wake him from his sleep and he groaned, pulling the covers tighter around him in an attempt to stop it. His effort was wasted he realized as the tickling became more persistent. Kaoru was determined to remain asleep and so he slapped the hands away with a whine to convey his annoyance. The hands stopped for a moment and Kaoru began to relax into unconsciousness again. Suddenly he found himself without a blanket, his wrists pinned above his head. Kaoru's eyes snapped open and he put on his best death glare as he shouted angrily at his captor. "Hikaru~. Leave me alone!" His twin stared down at him looking every bit the little devil that he was

"But Kaoru, it's not fair that you get to sleep in and I don't." Hikaru said, playfully poking at Kaoru's stomach. "St-stop it Hikaru! That tickles!" Kaoru exclaimed between giggles. "Well I guess since you're awake, I can stop." Hikaru said, pulling his hands away from Kaoru's ribs only to lunge at them again when Kaoru had regained his breath. "H-Hikaru! I'm s-serious!" Kaoru yelled as he rolled towards Kaoru, laughing so hard he was on the verge of crying. And that's when they noticed it. Because Kaoru's back had been slightly towards Hikaru until a moment ago, the bulge in the younger's boxers had been concealed sufficiently. Now fully visible to both of them, they just stared awkwardly for a moment before Kaoru, blushing furiously, leapt out of bed and made a break for the bathroom.

For the life of him, Hikaru couldn't say what had possessed him as he grabbed Kaoru's arm. Shock was plainly written on both their features as they looked into each other's eyes questioningly. As Hikaru began to move in for a kiss however, something clicked deep in the back of their minds and they both knew there would be no stopping now.