How to deal with a Moron

This involves some things I believe in.

Hi. I'm Palkia. Sure some people might mistake me for a boy but I am a girl. I like to talk to you about my idiot brother. Yes I said brother.

Who is Dialga?

Dialga-My Time brother/partner. We were both born from Arceus. Since then we thought of Arceus as our father. Dialga is annoying and has no common seance what so ever. He can say things he knows he should not say.

Dialga: Is it that time of the month again?

Palkia: *Shots a Hyper Beam at Dialga.*

Palkia: This is what I was talking about.

Dialga will never change. I tried and liked Dialga in the past and did somethings I know I shouldn't have done. But know I don't like him.

Dialga: We tried into humans and had kids.

Palkia: *Bets up Dialga.*

Palkia: We did had kids but they died before they could make more.

Dialga: Actually I seen one of our kids surviving and went into the future. Now she has a daughter called Dane. No wait. Dawn. Her name was Dawn.

Palkia: But that would mean the blue hair girl we met with Ash when he was human was our... *Palkia faints.*

Palkia: *Regains con cases then bets up Dialga some more.*

Ash: *Ash enters the room.* Did someone speak about Dawn?

Dialga: I did. Why?

Ash: She's my wife. (Yea, Pearlshipping. And Ash is older in this series.)

Dialga and Palkia: You're... *Faints*

Dialga and Palkia *Regains con case then Palkia bets Dialga up some more.*

How to stop our fights

Well, there are only four things that would make us stop fighting. Our Dad, Mewtwo, Giratina, or Ash. And trust our dad unless you want to be scared to death, or listen to an 8 hour documentary of Cheese balls or something else.

Some Random Fights

Fight: Our old lives.

Winner: Me. Ash was able to stop the fight before I killed Dialga.

Fight: Weather Coke or Pepsi taste better.

Winner: Dialga and his Pepsi.

Fight: Weather or not Mespirit was good at magic.

Winner: Me. Mespirit was horrible.

Loser: Me. I was trapped in a cocoon for a day.

Fight: Weather Ash had change a bit after his imprisonment.

Winner: I'm not toughing that one.

Loser: I call it a tie for loser.

(Now that's the fights from this week and it's haft way through.)

How to handle Dialga

Just pretend he isn't there. He usually goes away. But somehow I can't. It's weird.

Endnote:

At least my partner is crazy. Sure he's annoying but at least he's not evil or crazy or both. Sorry Regice, Registeel, my dad, and Darkrai.

I'm on a roll with these guides.

Hope you like it.

AuraPearl44_May the Aura be with you_Peace.