Ask The Cast of Yugioh

Chapter 1: Welcome to my World

-Groans-

Yugi: -pained moan- What happened? Where are we?

Joey: I don't know Yugi. . . I don't think we are in Kansas anymore though.

Yugi: Hey I always wondered. . . what country are we from anyway?

Kaiba: Would you dorks shut up?

Tea: Kaiba? What are you doing here?

Kaiba: I wish I knew.

Bakura: I say! What is this strange place?

Tristan: Bakura's here too?

Pegasus: It looks like the whole gang is here.

Marik: Hey do you guys know what is going on?

Ishizu: I wish I knew brother.

Joey: What the hell is going on! –Pulling on hair-

Hair Guy: Attention Duelist! –Everyone looks at him- My hair and I welcome you to hell. . . I mean . . . my lord's domain.

Mokuba: Release us!

Yugi: This shouldn't be new to you Mokuba. . . you were only kidnapped like what? 50 times?

Hair Guy: If your done? –Everyone nods- Allow me to introduce the master of this realm. Wolf604!

Wolf604: -swivels chair around dramatically- I always wanted to do that. Hello dear guests. I will be your host.

Yugi: Okay. I have had enough of this crap. So what is your plan huh? Try and take over the world with a children's card game?

Wolf604: Nope. Instead I have captured. . . I mean borrowed you for some much needed fan service.

Joey: I am not taking my pants off you sicko!

-Everyone looks at him-

Wolf604: . . . Okay. Anyway, the reason I brought you here is that I want to play a game.

Bakura: Duel Monsters?

Wolf604: -deadpans- Do you guys ever stop thinking about that stupid game?

Pegasus: . . . Stupid?

Wolf604: No you're going to play a game –Saw music plays in background- Not that kind of game Steve!

Strings (aka Steve the Mime): Awwwwwww. –Walks away with boom box-

Marik: I always wondered what happened to him. . .

Ishizu: Really?

Marik: Naaaaaaaa.

Wolf604: It's called Ask The Cast. Think of it as Truth or Dare but run by Fans and not 4Kids. If they say truth, you have to tell the truth. If they dare you to do something, you have to do it. Got it?

Kaiba: And if we refuse?

Wolf604: -Evil Smile- I am glad you asked Kaiba-boy.

Pegasus: Hey that's my line!

Wolf604: I have created two punishments for those who don't do as ordered.

Yugi: Shadowrealm?

Wolf604: Wha? No! Even worser!

Tea: That isn't even a word!

Wolf604: Either be set on fire or. . . be locked in a room with rabid sea of fangirls. –Opens door reveling fangirls-

Fangirl Number 1: I love you Yugi!

Fangirl Number 2: Marik take your shirt off!

Fangirl Number 3: I want your babies Bakura!

- everyone minus Wolf- 0.o

Wolf604: -closes door- So if I was you, I would do what they say. . . or else.

Yugi: -nervous and shaken- Fine we're in.

Wolf604: -cheers up- Great! Oh now to add three new players to the field.

Tristan: Three?

Wolf604: -snaps fingers and a cloud of smoke appears.

Mokuba: Who could it be?

Joey: Shut up Mokuba.

-Cloud clears-

Atem: -coughs- What the? My many slaves were pleasing me and now I wake up next to you two.

Yami Marik: Nice to see you to Pharaoh.

Yami Bakura: -sarcastic- Oh goodie. You two again.

Yugi: Atem!

Atem: Yugi? What in the name of Ra is going on?

Kaiba: A crazy person with what you call "magic" powers has kidnapped us.

Atem: So the usual?

-everyone looks at Wolf-

Wolf604: -eating a cookie-

-everyone sweatdrops-

Yugi: But how are you here?

Wolf604: That would be my doing. In here I am god. I can create and destroy anything I want. So now that everyone is here, let the game start!

Ending AN: Hello people! I always wanted to do this type of thing so I decided to give it a shot. Use reviews as a way to tell me what you want the Cast to do. I will add more characters in later. Oh, if you noticed some lines are from the abridged series then good for you. I plan to add these things in every now and again.

Hope you liked it!

Wolf604