Mizu: I know that I really should try to finish a story before writing another one but my head is filled with so many different things and none of them fit in any story that I've written yet. This way, even if I take forever finishing them, I don't forget any of them. I don't own -Man. If I did, I think that there would be a couple more pointless plot changes and more violence to Central.

NO BOOTY CALLS, YOU GUYS!

"This is just great!" Lavi exclaimed, walking next to two of his fellow exorcists.

"You sure seem happy, Lavi," Lenalee giggled.

"Of course I am! I can't remember the last time I got to go on a mission with Allen!" Lavi shouted out for joy.

"Same here. I think the last time I actually spent with him was when the level four attacked the old headquarters," Lenalee agreed, "For once, I can't wait for a mission!"

"Why's that?" Lavi asked curious.

"Same reason as you! I get to go on a mission with Allen!" Lenalee exclaimed, just as excited as Lavi was.

"Yeah but…" Lavi thought aloud.

Suddenly, the redhead stopped walking. His two friends turned back to see what was wrong when they saw something they didn't expect. An angry Lavi.

"You like Allen, don't you?" He snapped.

"Huh? Of course I like him! He's my friend-" Lenalee started to defend.

"I mean like-like him!" Lavi all but shouted.

"…Yeah…" Lenalee slowly confessed, "But why are you so upset with that thought, Lavi? Wait…"

The bookman apprentice froze when the Chinese girl quickly approached him.

"You like him too!" Lenalee accused.

"S-So?" Lavi retorted.

"So what gives you the right to be so mad at me for feeling the same way?" Lenalee demanded.

"Ha! That's simple!" Lavi laughed boldly, "Cause there is no way in Hell that he'd choose you!"

"Oh yeah?" Lenalee snapped, "And what makes you think that he'll pick you?"

"The poor boy's been traumatized by Cross and all the women that he'd drag around! What are the chances he'd want to be with something that makes him remember his horrid master?" Lavi chuckled evilly.

"Ha! You and I both know, though, that isn't the entire case! You know that he wants to have a kids when he gets older and we both know that you can't do that for him! So he'd naturally fall for someone who could!" Lenalee shot back, "Plus I'm closer to his age. It won't look as if he's being attacked by a perverted old man!"

"That doesn't mean anything! Besides, how would he want you when that would mean dealing with Komui every hour on the hour!" Lavi flushed, stomping his foot.

"You two are complete idiots," the third person finally spoke up, "There's no way that he'd go with either of you."

"What are you talking about, Yuu?" Lavi questioned.

"Yeah Kanda. What is that supposed to mean?" Lenalee added.

Kanda chuckled slightly, causing the other two to jump a little, "Because, which one of us three has the Moyashi spent the most time with? OH! That's right. Me."

"What?" the other two snapped, "You like Allen too!"

"He's…" Kanda said, an feral smirk appearing on his face, "extremely intriguing."

The other two exorcists just gaped at the normally stoic samurai, "What makes you think that you'll be the one that he'll love?"

"Because we are complete opposites," Kanda smirked, "Opposites attract as they say."

"That doesn't mean anything!" Lavi snapped, "Name one good reason that he'd rather you than me!"

"You're constantly jumping on him," Kanda pointed out, smiling evilly, "Whining to him. Begging him for bullshit. All you ever do is give him an enormous headache which, last time I checked, is something far different than a hard on."

Kanda turned to Lenalee who was giggling at Lavi's priceless face, "And you. Little miss sunshine. He's had to save you countless times. You were so depressed that you couldn't even tell when he was hurt. Plus..."

Kanda chuckled again, a little more evil than the last time, "There is no way that that Moyashi is a top. He has to be a uke, all the way."

"Now that is bullshit!" Lavi shouted on the top of his lungs.

"Yeah! We all know that Allen is bisexual so where he places with other guys has nothing to do with who he likes!" Lenalee pouted, "Besides, you are far too violent for him. You two are constantly fighting and nearly killing each other."

"Why would he go with a guy like that, hm?" Lavi added, smirking, thinking that they won.

"Well, maybe the baka is a masochist, hm?" Kanda defended.

Lavi let out an exhausted sigh, "Look this isn't getting us anywhere."

"Then what do you suggest that we do, usagi?" Kanda questioned, leaning against the wall.

"Let Allen decide himself," Lavi stated, mischief sparkling in his eye.

"There's no way that he'll ever confess anytime soon, Lavi," Lenalee sighed.

"Let me finish," Lavi stated, "I say that you have a little contest."

"I'm listening," Kanda perked up.

"This mission is going to be a long term mission, right?" Lavi asked, waiting for the two to nod before continuing, "Well, we'll each take this time to try to make the boy fall in love with each of us."

"Continue," Lenalee smirked.

"We'll each spend time with him. Maybe a date or two. Then," Lavi smirked, "Then we'll all get one night to spend with him."

"And I presume that we aren't to tell him, right?" Lenalee questioned.

"Right." Lavi stated.

"Any rules, usagi?" Kanda asked.

"We can't drug nor make him do anything he doesn't want to do," Lavi said, pausing to think, "Oh, and we can't have more than one night with him unless Allen practically begs for it."

The other two looked at each other and smirked, "Sounds good to me."

"Then let the "Make Allen Walker Mine" game begin!" Lavi announce loudly.

Allen sneezed for the nth time. Sniffling, he looked around. Was there something that he was allergic to in the room?

"Allen?" Jerry asked from behind the counter, "You okay, cutie-pie?"

"Y-Yeah. Either I'm coming down with a cold or someone is talking about me a lot," Allen sighed, thinking it over for a second, "I really hope it's the latter of the two. I can't afford to get sick."

Mizu: I could NOT get this idea to get out of my head. I'm a fan of almost all -Man pairings in all truth but really did support AllenXLenalee. But I couldn't help but loving the others two. But then I started to think about it. Why would an exorcist who could die at any second only have one lover? Why shouldn't they have several? And boom, unfortunately for my other stories and you readers, this story was born. It'll probably turn into a crack fic with no real coupling. So…I'm just gonna say that it will probably have them all. I hope at least.

Allen:…I thought that you liked me! Why do you keep doing such things to me?

Mizu: Aww! I do like you Allen! But it's so fun to mess with you! And let's face it, my little Moyashi, you would be the uke for those two guys.

Lavi: Well said.

Lenalee: Mizu loves all reviews, be they flames, praise, critics, or even what she should write.

Mizu: Yes please tell me if you have any ideas that I could possibly add in. Ciao for now!