"Sometimes, when i'm home alone at night. I cut myself with Tobias's hawk claws just to know i'm alive." Rachel said with great despair to Marco, who had morphed into the school counsellor so that Rachel could talk about her obvious emotional problems.

"THAT'S WHY YOU DO IT! I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME KIND OF KINKY SEX THING!" Tobias screamed from beside Rachel in his human morph.

"Elphangor never told you about you're father did he?" Visser Three said to Tobias who stared at him in confusion from the other side of the obviously unsafe mechanical gurder they were currently having an epic battle on.

"How could he? I only talked him for like fifteen seconds, that's barely enough time to know his name and..."

"That's because I am your father." Visser three spoke in a dramatic voice that caused a big grin to appear on Tobias' face as he started running towards Visser three.

"Daddy!" Tobias yelled in his happiness as he pounced on his father to give him a hug.

"Yesterday I went to a nude beach with the morph of the fattest and most unappealing guy I could find." Rachel said at the animorphs meeting.

"Well, why didn't you use my morph? I mean, you acquired me yesterday during that mission." Marco said, Rachel only turned her head and frowned at him.

"I did."

"You know that the world is going to end when the most popular video on youtube is a cat licking itself for ten minutes." Rachel said as she turned on her computer.

"Nine minutes 59 seconds. Damn, we're getting close."

If your mother was involved in a fatal car crash That killed three people Where the driver was drunk and on drugs And where she wasn't wearing a seat belt People would say she was a dumbass who had it coming But just because Lady Di was a princess She gets treated like royalty!

Lady Died - Dave Brockie Experience