TOTAL... DRAMA... INVADER ZIM!
CHapter... i forgot again. ._.
Rg: Grrrrr... (throws some random thing at the typing dude-OW MAH HEAD) ehum. WELCOME! to total drama Invader Zim! The only story on this website that prevents heard desise- oh wait... no it doesnt. Anyhow... with us today we have the Vampire Piggy hunters!
Gaz: ...hi.
Keef: WEEEEEEE!
Gaz: (kicks him so hard he goes flying into a wall) -.-
Rg: ... (takes two steps away from Gaz) ehem... Lets get on with things, shall we? THe first person whos safe isssss...
Gaz: (death-glares)
Rg: 0.0 GAZ. GAZ IS SAFE! SOMEONE TAKE HER AWAY! NOW!
Security: on it. (grab her randomly and take her some place.)
Rg: There. Also, Tak is safe!
Tak: (sits down someplace)
Rg: SO now all we have is the delishus weenies sales guy and Keef! WHO SHALL LEAVE? FIND OUT NOW- AFTER THIS BEST REVIEWER THINGY! And the best reviewer is... TORCHWOOD! ...again... i think. 0.0 i have no idea. oh well:
I, for one, vote Keef. I vote for Keef because he is creeeeepy. He does these creepy...things! And he has such a creepy…self! Quick! Vote him off! Feed him to the rabid SQUIRRELS! They HUNGER for his BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Poor hungry squirrels.
Rg: I feel bad for those squirrels too.
Keef: I like squirrels! :D
Squirrel: ._. (attacks his face)
Keef: HES HUGGING MEEE! YAAAA-OW! OOOOWWWW! WAUGH! (falls over in pain.)
Rg: ...PARAMEDICS!
Random doctor dudes: (grab the squirrel and put him on a hospital bed thingy, rolling him away)
Rg: Apparently Keef blood is poisonous to your souls.
Keef: :D
Rg: -.- I grow bored of him. KEEF! YOURE OUT!.
Keef: I won! I WISH FOR A MAGIC TACO THAT MAKES ZIM AND DIB LIKE ME!
Rg: ...NO YOU IDIOT! yOU LOST!
Keef: YAY! (gets sucked up by a tube)
Rg: (throws in a knife) theres your prize!
Keef: (screaming heard faintly)
Rg: ...maybe I should have put the knife guard on it. Whoopsies. 0.0
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Rg: BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUMBUMBUM BUUUUMMMM! CHALLENGE TIME! To the reviewers, if you have a crazy-good idea and you would like to send to us, send it in a review and we just might use it! :B Yay. NOW. ONTO THE CHALLENGE!
Random beat up guys: (bring Gaz in on a throne, she walks off while swiftly kicking one in the shin)
Rg: She scares me. What happened?
Gaz: Long story. Whats the challenge?
Rg: We are doing a challenge where... YOU RIDE A BULL!
Zim: You gotta be kidding me... is it so hard to think of GOOD challenges?
Rg: QUIET! I couldnt think of anything else! Now then... lemme tell you the name of the bulls. Theres DEATH, Fire, Killer, and princess. CHOOSE YOUR BULL!
Dib: I CHOOSE PRINCESS! (thinking that a girlier one would be easier on him)
IZ characters: (raise eyebrows at him)
Zim: I want KILLER!
Gaz: Death.
Gir: PUPPIES!
Rg: So lets see who could survive the longest on the bulls! :D (grabs Zim by his head and tosses him on one)
Zim: (starts screaming as hes tossed around on the bull, running from one end of the stadium and then back)
Rg: ...alrighty then... mhm. WHY ISNT HE FALLING OFF?
Zim: MY FOOT IS STUCK IN THE-
Rg: NEVER MIND- oh wait!
zim: (finally falls off of the bull)
Rg: Your time issss... ONE MINUTE AND FORTYFIVE SECONDS!
Zim: YAY! but my foot is sad.
Rg: ...that sounds disturbing!
Zim: IT WAS CAUGHT ON THE HORNS OF THE BULL! BE A MAN!
Rg: how the heck did you get it stuck up there?
Zim: (breathes in about to say something witty) eh... I have no idea.
Rg: ._. well alrighty then! NEXT UP IS... GAZ!
Gaz: (gets on the bull and it remains still for 20 minutes, then she gets off without a scratch) I got bored so I decided to get off.
Rg: Okay! That was wierd! NEXT IS DIB!
Dib: (gets into the rink, to see a giant bull about 20 times his size with a nosering and an angry facial expression) W-WHAT! WHAT IS THIS? I asked for the girly one!
Rg: Princess has anger issues. NOW GET ON! (grabs him and throws him onto the bull who bucks once and Dib falls off.)
Dib: Ow. well at least its all ove- NYAUGH! (princess starts chasing after him, trying to bite him and stick him with the horns)
Rg: As entertaining as this is, we have to move on.
Zim: I like that bull! :D
Rg: ...wth? (shakes head, no) NEXT IS GIR!
Gir: WHOOPEEEEEE! RIDEM PONIES! (jumps onto fire and stays there for a minute, then goes flying into some random mountain.)
Rg: GIR! GIR! ARE YOU OKAY?
Gir: (who inexplicably is standing next to him) Yesh.
Rg: but- what the- whozzat! HUH?
Gir: ._. hi.
Rg: EHEM. He was on for a minute and 20 seconds! YAY. NOW then, Dib? Your team is UP for votes. Meet me at the campfire and I'll see you next time. His team was of Dib, Minimoose, and Tallest Purple! SEE YA'LL NEXT TIME ON
TOTAL
DRAMA
INVADER
ZIM!
Zim: ... but you arent western.
Rg: TOO BAD! THE SHOWS ALREADY OVER. NO TIME TO FIX IT.