I love these lists, so I thought I'd make one too =] Let me know what you think!

Rules of the TARDIS: chapter one

1. Don't wander off...while the Doctor is looking.

2. Don't ask stupid quiestions.

3. The Doctor finds many questions stupid. It's a Time Lord thing.

4. Do everything the Doctor says, unless of course he tells you not to.

5. The Doctor has brilliant ideas.

6. Sometimes, the Doctor doesn't have brilliant ideas and makes himself a target.

7. The sonic doesn't do wood.

8. Don't diss the sonic.

9. River Song doesn't like spoilers

10. Bowties are cool