Ahem, hello. This is a little story that I'm trying out, it focuses on Alligatron of the Decepticon allied Beastformers, it's also my first attempt at a songfic, using lyrics from the ad for Gali the Alligator. Now, you already know this I'm sure, but I must warn you all that I do not own The Transformers, any of the characters that are associated with The Transformers, the Beastformers, any of the characters associated with the Beastformers or the Laser Beasts (for good measure) and I don't own Gali the Alligator either...wish I did...that's probably a little messed up. I in no way support violence against animals though...puppets on the other hand...This takes place between chapters 23 and 24 of They Just Don't Care Anymore. Anyway, now that we have that out of the way, please enjoy the following story, don't forget to leave a review and finally...thanks for reading!

In the forests of the Beast planet (Not that Beast Planet!), Alligatron wandered around, clutching his axe, the mighty Alistretcher. Spotting a pair of birds nesting in a tree, Alligatron slowly lumbered towards them.

The birds took notice of their visitor "Hello Alligatron!" The two chirped in unison.

Alligatron made a low guttural noise from the back of his throat in response. The two birds glanced at each other briefly, before turning back to Alligatron.

CHOMP! With a sickening snap, the birds where in Alligatron's mouth, their blood flying everywhere.

Here comes Alligatron the Alligator

He's an alien decimator...

A trio of petrorabbits squealed as Alligatron thundered towards them, growling as he did so. As he ran, he accidentally swatted a butterfly with his axe.

Little bunnies chewed to death

You can smell blood on his breath...

Alligatron closed his jaws around the alien equivalent of a racoon's neck and bit down, tearing its head off and squirting blood everywhere, before crushing a frog underneath one foot, spurting blood into the once green grass.

Cause we bunnies live in fear

That he will tear off our fluffy ears...

A rabbit screamed as Alligatron picked it up and violently tore its arms off. Discarding it, Alligatron picked up another rabbit by the neck and squeezed until its eyes popped out of their sockets.

Better stay out of his path

If you want to escape his wrath!

"Oh. My. God." A horrified Cyclonus gasped as he viewed the scene of unimaginable carnage.

Thundercracker leaned against a tree and vomited

Alligatron lumbered away, swinging the head of a decapitated rabbit, before turning his head over his shoulder and winking at the Decepticons.

Dirge promptly shot his own head off in pure pants wetting terror.

And...That's the end. Yeah, really violent, I know, that's pretty much what happened in the ad. For those who aren't familiar with it, a giant alligator puppet begins rampaging in a forest of puppet animals...weirdly enough, it's an ad for a French crime drama...yeah...Again, I can't stress enough that I in no way support cruelty to animals, let's keep that limited to the puppets please. Oh, and please remember to vote on the poll on hy profile page, Which Character from TJDCA is Your Favourite. Well, I hope you enjoyed this...frankly horrifying songfic, don't forget to leave a review (no flames please) and finally...thank you for reading...or at least getting partway through before closing this page in disgust.