A/N; Hey guys I'm backkkkk! :DDDD Sorry im really busy with school but i will get to updating my other stories! School's starting soon and i really wanna be a good doctor one day and heal a very hawt man who looks like Gaara... errr... anyways some people said that this story is what i should do and since i already typed it out i figured i might as well up load it... Be warned im juggling schoolwork and 3 stories so pleeeaasseeee deal with my not so frequent updates...

Gaara:... loveybugey0514 does not own Naruto... If she did... oh the twisted things she'll do to the fangirls in my village...

Author: So read while Gaara and i make cookies and if you review we'll give them to you right after reading :DDDD

Un-Imaginary Boyfriend

Summary: Sick of Sasuke lusting after her and Naruto just plain out ignoring her feelings for him, Hinata conceives an imaginary boyfriend to make both of them jealous. But what happens when she has to find her "imaginary" boyfriend? And what happens when she finds out that he's very real and goes to her school? Will she get to him before things get blown epically out of proportion or will the truth be exposed? GaaHina

Chapter 1: Conception

Hinata stared at the blinking computer screen. 60 IMs... All from Sasuke. That asshole who... Hinata shuddered and closed the IM window. A new IM popped up, not from Sasuke, but from Naruto. Hinata's heart skipped a beat.

RAmenNinja: Heyyyy :D u Kay?

LittleMisSwhIte: Hello Naruto.. I'm fine... Thank you for asking.

She hit send and waited. Blink.

RAmenNinja: Okay :) If ur not I'll beat up dat teme 4 u :O

LittleMisSwhIte: No really it's okay Naruto-kun :)

RAmenNinja: Okay cuz nobdy takes advntge of ma Hina-chan like dat! :O

Hinata smiled and blushed. Oh Naruto.

RAmenNinja: Hey Hinaaa can I ask u sumthn?

LittleMisSwhIte: Yes? What is wrong?

RAmenNinja: Ummm does Saku like any1?

Hinata frowned. Why would Naruto be asking about her best friend?

LittleMisSwhIte: Not that I know off..

RAmenNinja: Well sinc ur likeee my bff Hina.. Can I tell u sumthn?

LittleMisSwhIte: Yes..

RAmenNinja: I like Sakura and imma ask her out 2mmrw :)

Hinata was heartbroken. She had liked Naruto since the 7th grade ever since he moved to her neighborhood. He was outgoing and happy. Sakura? Sakura was one of her best friends and.. A tear rolled down her ivory cheek.

LittleMisSwhIte: Okay Naruto-kun.. I'm happy for you

RAmenNinja: Thnx Hina-chan.. Hey I g2g! I'll c u 2mmrw!

LittleMisSwhIte: Okay Goodnight Naruto..

RAmenNinja has logged off.

Hinata stared at her computer screen sadly and sighed. She reached over and turned it off.

"Hinaaataa!" Hinata whirled around and found herself face to face with a pink haired girl. Her emerald eyes laughed and her shoulder length pink hair was tied in a ponytail. She squeezed Hinata in a death embrace. She carried a stuffed penguin that her boyfriend, Naruto, had won for her at the school carnival the week before. Hinata felt her heart tighten for a moment as she recollected the day he told her about his love for Saku. It turns out, much to Hinata's dismay, that she liked him also. They've been together for three weeks now. Sakura looked at Hinata and frowned.

"Are you 'kay, Hina?" she asked worriedly. Hinata nodded. Sakura pursed her lips and asked, "Is it Sasuke?"

Hinata felt the bile rise up her throat at the mention of his name. They had gone out and Hinata thought he really liked her but he only wanted sex. He still does. Hinata shuddered at the thought of having to face that sleazy bastard.

"Ne Sakura... I-I was thinking a-about my b-boyfriend.." she blurted out before she realized what she had just said. Sakura gaped at her and a smile like the Cheshire cat's crept into her face.

"Whoo?" she asked excitedly. Hinata's eyes widened. She can't believe she just lied about her current relationship status. She has no boyfriend in fact she was still healing over Naruto and Sasuke. "But a little lie won't hurt, right?" her inner self mused. Hinata thought about it then remembered a name, she doesn't know where she got it but she said it anyway.

"Sabaku No Gaara.."

He sat in the office. The blood streaming out of his slender nose. The hair that covered his eyes matched the blood dripping on his lap. Teal orbs peered through wispy layered crimson hair that hung over his face. His long legs were stretched out all over the floor, waiting for a victim to fall on them. He directed his piercing gaze at the secretary. She returned his gaze with a fake plastic smile. He bored his eyes into her until she looked away. Triumphant, he smirked, and averted his gaze towards the blonde woman leaving the Dean's office. A sneer curled on his lip as the blond woman gave him an exasperated look. Her dirty blond hair was tied up in four ponytails, making her look like a four leaf clover. The Dean walked out of the office and gave him a weary look. The girl shouldered her leather Coach bag and motioned for him to follow. The redhead nodded and grabbed his black canvas messenger bag. Before leaving the office, he turned around and sneered at the office staff. He laughed shortly and trudged after the blond woman. The dean turned towards the secretary.

"Good riddance, Sabaku No Gaara.."

"He's tall.. Umm about 5'10.. And he has a deep sensual voice.. He plays the cello and he's in the track, soccer, and tennis team.." Hinata mumbled. Sakura, Ino, and Tenten looked at her, amazed.

"Wow!" squeled Ino. "He's about the same height as Shino! And Shino's

TALL!"

Hinata smiled. Guilt filled her. How could she lie to her friends like this?

"What else, Hina-chan?" exclaimed Sakura. Hinata put her fingers together. She had sat in Math class dreaming about her imaginary boyfriend. She had always found redhair fascinating. Not the orangey ones... The pure bloody red one, like this kid she saw at Neji's school.

"He likes to get in trouble, but his GPA is pretty high..." oh yes... A smart badboy. Tenten squealed.

"Smart and a badass! You have yourself one hell of a man!" she shrieked. Students turned around and looked at their table. Tenten flicked them off and faced Hinata once more. Hinata blushed. Sakura looked at her for a moment then asked, "Does he have a Facebook?"

Hinata paled then shook her head. A small oh exited out of Sakura's cherry lips.

"How 'bout an aim?" asked Ino. Hinata shook her head no. Just at that moment, a cobalt haired boy walked to their table. His hair hung in front of his face but it jutted out in the back like a duck's tail.

"G t f o, Sasuke!" (A/N: means Get the fuck out... for those who dont know) yelled Tenten. Sasuke sneered at her and sat next to Hinata. He ran his hand on her thigh causing her to shiver.

"Yeah, Suck face! G t f o!" yelled Sakura. "She's got a boyfriend now! So go jam a rod up your ass!"

Sasuke looked at Hinata coldly.

"A boyfriend? Who is he? I long to beat his ass..." remarked Sasuke. Hinata gulped. Sakura stuck her tongue out at him and retorted, "He'll beat your skinny white ass any day, Uchiha! Right, Hina?" Hinata nodded. Sakura smirked triumphantly. Sasuke regarded them then said,

"Tommorow... Me and your boyfriend... At the park... After school... One-on-one..."

Hinata opened her mouth but Tenten answered for her, "Hell yeah! And he'll make you pay for what you did to our dear Hina!"

Sasuke smirked and called back, "Remember Hina... Tomorrow.." Hinata's friends smiled triumphantly. Hinata still could not process what just happened. All she knew was she had to find someone that matched her boyfriend description... Fast! She sighed to herself. This was not supposed to go this far.

A/N: Pleasseee Read and Reviewww! Gaara-kun will give you cookies :DDD