And we think he smoked some hmmhmm, you know what I'm talkin' about? Because like he was throwing stuff at France! At FRANCE! I mean, who could hate that oh so loveable Perverted fuck face? He was cursing and tripping over stuff and ran up stairs screamin' 'bout somethin' like about his ass and balls and shit. Antonio didn't know what in the heaven was going on so he just smiled like the whore he is. So like all of the sudden this other Italian, who was like, a total idiot, busted through the wall man. Like, literally.
"I'M HERE TO FUCK MY BROTHER~ VE!" Woah, what? DUDE! FUCKING INCEST! SCORE! OhShet-
So like, Spain, like, totally glared at the idiot Italian, and was all like "AW' HELL NAW. ROMANO'S MY BITCH YOU HO'." So Italy and Spain had this "He be my bitch" glare off and didn't notice the French dude, France, sneek up to the little shit-brat-fuckface-Romano's room. He was probably going to rape him. Probably. He deserved it. He was such a flirt I mean, come on, who wouldn't want to fuck that angry italian? I wouldn't, but you know, I'm just different. Because like, Prussia's my bitch. I even made the Proclaimation of Prussia.
Dude. I ain't no cheating pimp-...
anyways. Like after that, an angry, drunk, fucking naked at shit German busted through Spain's other wall and fucking jumped Italy and started fucking him.
Seriously? Dude need's to get some new better secuirity system or something. So like Spain heared screaming upstairs and since watching Italy getting fucked by Germany was just to..
Not-Arousing. Seriously it's like watching GermanPorn+TwoGirls one cup, only it's One dick two holes-... or yeah. Or would it be Two dicks one hole? .. Two dicks two balls and a Italain.
Yeah. So Spain ran up stair at like Batman speed. Should have seen it man. It was amazing. Spain got to the door and, like, right then the door flung open and smacked him right in the face! RIGHT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING FACE! Ohhhh shiieeett. Spain was not happy, even though he's always happy. But like I think he was when like Romano ran out completely nude and jumped Spain Screamin'
"SAVE ME YOU BASTARD, THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA FUCK ME." So Spain went all Spanish gangster up on that Frenchie's ass. He ran away, like the pansy he is. And right then Romano, like,
totally said something, I donno what though. He was all *whisperwhisper* in Spain's ear. And I think it was something really mean because Spain through Romano into the room and there was screaming, only like... "nnngghhhh A-AAH" And there was like loud banging noises. I think Spain was beating him. I mean Romano did swing the door in his face. After a moment Romano came limping out of the room and Spain grinning like he always does. I told you he beat him. Seriously though, I think that dude is on something. He's always smiling. It's just not right man. So right after the two walked down stair this loud, naked American busted through the door with a gun lookin' like James Bond.. Along with a drunk English man. "OO' AMERICAA~ OUR HOME AND NATIVE LANNDDD~" "Alfred you Bloody Git, that's Canada's Anthem you moron!"
"Who's Canada?"
"GET BACK INTO BED."
So Alfred Ran out of Spain's house and a Drunk German, Dolty Italian, and Angry Brit all ran out of the house after Spain started swinging his Axe around like a bitch.
And then Spain and the other Angry Italian- Romano... lived in peace. Totes. To the Max.