Well hello again! I decided that I would try something new today! Something never done before, at least on ! I'm going to write about Avatar! And do you know why? Because I can! Ha! Ha! Ha! But not only that; this is an Avatar and Lord of the Rings crossover! It has never been done before so I am doing it NOW! Ha! This is gonna be fun. (Ring isn't destroyed yet, but Jake has become an actual part of the Na'vi.)

Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar or LOTR and only I own this crossover! So ha!

Jake's POV

I had just come back from hunting with a small patrol when all of the sudden these two tiny men fell from the trees. Instinctively we all pointed our arrows at them. "I don't believe we should have come here, Mr. Frodo," The orange haired fat one murmured in the other one's ear. The black haired worn out one slumped to the ground a wailed quietly, "I knew this mission could never be completed! I was a fool to go along with it! Now, here we will die, surrounded by very tall blue creatures without even saying good-bye to Bilbo, or Gandalf, or anyone!" Liz, a young scientist who had fought with us in the war between humans and Na'vi and had changed into one of us, looked to me curiously. I knew what her look meant. What the hell? What do I do? I shook my head and motioned for her to do what the rest of us did. Neytiri nudged me and told me in our native tongue to speak to them, being as I knew the most English and was leader of the patrol. "Greetings, small ones," I got a kick out of the formality of my interrogation, "I am Jake, of the Omaticaya clan and you two have stumbled upon our home grounds. State your business," I was suspicious of these two; I thought we'd gotten all the humans out. But these two didn't smell of human, something a bit stranger; something I didn't know.

"Our business is our own," The black haired one put a hand on the orange haired one, who had his hand on his sword, about to take it out and attack us. I looked to Liz; she had been very compassionate as a human and thought she could do some good out here with me. I waved her forward. She stepped out of line and calmly lowered her arrow, trying to look as unthreatening as possible. I thought about that for a second then lowered mine to. "Yes, on a normal basis your business would be your own, but you're on our lands now so your business is now our business. Now, we are going to ask you once more: State your business." I knew Liz was only about twenty four in human years, but whenever she wanted to be, she could act extremely mature.

The black haired one sighed in defeat but answered. "My name is Frodo and this is my friend Sam. We are on a mission to destroy this ring," He held up a golden ring hanging by a chain around his neck. "If we don't all of Middle Earth will be destroyed. We need your help; we are quite lost." Liz muttered an "I'll say," and I turned back to Neytiri. "Should we bring them to your mother," I asked in our language. "I'm going to need some help figuring out what to do with these two," She nodded and when I turned back to Frodo and Sam, their faces were confused. "Was that some sort of elf-ish language you were just speaking?" Frodo asked. I let Liz answer, she seemed quite amused. "El-fish," She laughed. "How hard did you hit your head," I could tell she was having a good time.

On the way back to camp, Sam was quite protective of Frodo, which had me a little unnerved. Liz also wouldn't shut up about this 'el-fish' thing. "El-fish, what is that? Some Spanish fish? Ha, looks like the first encounter with humans after the war and we get the mentally ill ones!" I couldn't help noticing the smile that spread across Neytiri's face during her friend's time of extreme fun. Neytiri and Liz had become quite close to each other in the past year since the war, becoming best friends. I enjoyed that my mate was happy, but I was a little apprehensive of the two small, strange humans. "Having fun Liz?" I asked her sarcastically. She stuck her tongue out at me. "Yep," She put emphasis on the 'p'. I shook my head; a person that can act mature shouldn't be so annoying, I thought playfully.

Sam's POV

I replayed everything that had just happened to Mr. Frodo and me. First we ran too far and fell off of the cliff and into the forest below. Then we were surrounded by strange, primitive looking blue people. They'd all pointed sharp looking arrows at us. "I don't believe we should've come here, Mr. Frodo." I whispered in my master's ear. He slumped to the ground and wailed something too quiet for me to hear, I only caught "Mission could never be completed… I was a fool… we will die… tall, blue creatures… good-bye to Bilbo, or Gandalf…" I looked up to see one of the tall, blue creatures look at the obvious leader and it shook it's head and motioned to the rest of their patrol. One of the creatures nudged the leader and told him something unintelligible and he stepped forward, arrow still raised and pointed at us. "Greetings, small ones," He spoke in an odd accent, but his speech was unhindered by it. "I am Jake of the Omaticaya clan and you two have stumbled upon our home grounds. State your business," He demanded. I snarled internally at him, protective of my master.

Frodo gave in, "Our business is our own." He put one of his hands over mine, which was on my sword; a warning, he knew we would die if it came to a fight. This 'Jake' fellow looked to the creature that looked at him earlier and motioned it forward. The thing lowered its arrow and Jake quickly did the same, so as not to frighten us into a fight. The creature stepped gracefully over to stand beside its leader and spoke with almost clear English, only a small amount of accent tainting her voice. She spoke gently and firmly, "Yes, on a normal basis your business would be your own, but you are on our lands now so your business is now our business. Now we are going to ask you once more: State your business."

Frodo sighed but answered, "I am Frodo and this is my friend Sam. We are on a mission to destroy this ring," He held up the accursed Ring of Power that hung around his neck and continued. "If we don't all of Middle Earth will be destroyed. We need your help; we are quite lost," Mr. Frodo explained. The female that spoke to us muttered something that looked like an "I'll say," and Jake turned back to the creature that nudged him forward. He spoke in some language that I didn't understand and the creature nodded. I looked to see Mr. Frodo giving them a confused looked. "Was that some sort of elf-ish language," The female strained to keep herself confused and that angered me. Why would she laugh at such an innocent question? The leader let her speak. "El-fish,"She chortled, "How hard did you hit your head?" And a few other of the creatures picked Mr. Frodo and I up from the ground and escorted us back to their camp.

The female continued to laugh in the strange language that the leader and the others spoke in. The creature who spoke with Jake earlier smiled in amusement at the females rant. Jake kept looking back at Mr. Frodo and I with suspicious glances and I knew instantly that he didn't trust us. He spoke in their language to the female and I could only pick out the female's name in the mix: Liz. She nodded and Jake shook his head in mock disdain. They were all obviously friends. I wondered what they would do to us. They would probably kill us, and then eat us like the savages they looked to be. Suddenly, with that thought, my life didn't matter anymore. Mr. Frodo's did. I would fight and die for my master if that's what it came to; I wasn't going down without a fight.

Awe, Sam is so loyal! So, did ya like it? Well, I don't care- Just review! I'll update later if you just review! Please tell me what you think of my character, Liz!
I will see you later! Adios!