"Please tell me that I'm not going crazy, and that Kendall is wearing James's v-neck." Jo said disbelievingly, eyes following the boy in question with her eyes.

"You're not going crazy and Kendall is wearing James's v-neck." Camille and Stephanie answered automatically.

Jo rolled her eyes. "I didn't mean that literally. I know that I'm not crazy. I know that Kendall is wearing James's v-neck. But the question is, 'Why?'"

"Why what?" Carlos and Logan in unison as they walked up. The girls just stared at them, prompting Logan to ask again, "Why what?"

Camille fluttered her eyes dramatically at Logan, causing the brunette to shrink back a little. "Why is Kendall wearing James's v-neck?"

The two boys stared at Camille incredulously. "C-come again?" Logan stuttered.

"Well," Jo answered, flipping her blonde hair over her shoulder, "look at the shirt Kendall's wearing. It's so obviously James's. V-neck, stylish…"

"Not to mention that James wore it last week," Stephanie added.

"Well…" Carlos searched for an answer, noticeably struggling to find a reason that Kendall would be wearing the tallest member of Big Time Rush's v-neck.

"Maybe they got them mixed up this morning," Logan offered.

Camille pondered this for a moment. "But don't you," She pointed at Logan. "share a room with Kendall?"

The shorter boy's face fell. "Oh, right."

"I'm sure that there's a perfectly good reason for this," Jo said calmly. "I mean, it's not like they're dating, right?" The girls looked at Big Time Rush's two shortest members, who, in turn, looked extremely nervous. "They aren't dating, are they?"

Logan glanced down at his wrist to check his non-existent watch and sputtered, "Wow, look at the time! Carlos, we really need to get going to that…thing!" Logan grabbed Carlos's wrist and pulled him towards Kendall. "KENDALL!" He called. The aforementioned blonde looked up from the hockey magazine he was reading.

"What?"

"Code red! CODE RED!" Carlos yelled, grabbing Kendall as they ran past.

Logan and Carlos didn't stop running-or dragging a very loudly protesting Kendall- until they were in the safety of apartment 2J, where they found James watching a hockey game.

"Will you two please tell me what's going on? I was perfectly happy reading my magazine!" Kendall shouted, exasperated. James came up behind him and lay a hand on Kendall's shoulder.

"The girls know about you two!" Logan and Carlos blurted out.

"What?" James asked.

"Well, Jo noticed the shirt Kendall was wearing, and then they figured out that it was yours-"

"-and the Jo was trying to figure out why Kendall would wear James's shirt and she asked us if you two are dating and we panicked!" Carlos and Logan rambled. Kendall and James looked at each other before bursting out laughing.

"What is so funny?" Logan demanded.

James was the first to recover from his laughing fit and explained, "Kendall and I decided last night that we don't care anymore if people know that we're dating." Kendall nodded in agreement. "We were going to tell you, but you both left before we had a chance."

Logan and Carlos stared at the couple, dumbfounded. "Are you serious?"

"As a heart attack," Kendall replied.

"So we freaked out for nothing?" Carlos asked slowly.

James shook his head. "No, not for nothing. It was hilarious."

"You guys really suck, you know that?"

"It's been said." Kendall shrugged.

"No, I refuse to believe that Kendall is gay, much less dating James," Jo told Camille and Stephanie after Carlos and Logan ran off yelling at Kendall.

"But you saw the way Carlos and Logan acted when we brought it up," Stephanie reasoned.

"Not to mentioned the way they off, pulling Kendall after them," Camille quipped.

"But can you really imagine that Kendall is gay?"

"Yeah," Stephanie and Camille said. "That would explain why he isn't that into you."

"Okay. I'll give you that one. But what about James? There is no way that that 'Ladie's Man' is gay."

"Yeah, that's the troubling part."

"Look, there's James now," Camille pointed. "We can just ask him."

"Be my guest." Jo waved her on. Camille rolled her eyes and walked over to James briskly.

"James!" she called.

The brunette turned towards her, flashing the infamous James Diamond smile. "Oh, hey, Camille. What's up?"

Camille put a hand on her hip and asked, "Are you and Kendall dating?"

James stared at her for a second before saying, "Wow, you don't waste any time, do you?" After a stern look from her, he moved on. "Yeah, Kendall and I are dating. We started dating before we moved here," James said nonchalantly.

Camille gave him a long scrutinizing look. "So you're both gay?"

James chuckled. "No. Kendall's bi."

"And you?" Camille raised and eyebrow.

"I'm 'Kendall-sexual'."

"'Kendall-sexual'" At Camille's questioning look, James explained.

"I've never though about guys like I do girls…or Kendall. So, I'm Kendall-sexual."

Camille nodded in understanding. "Oh, okay. That makes sense."

James's phone beeped, alerting him that he had a new text message. He read it and looked up at Camille. "Is…that all? Kelly just sent me a text saying that we need to head over to the studio."

"Oh, yeah. Thanks, James. Have fun!" James smiled, then walked over to Kendall, who had just come out of the elevator, capturing his lips in a quick kiss.

"So?" Jo and Stephanie asked as James walked away and Camille turned back to them. She gave them a big smile and a thumbs-up.

"They started dating before they moved out here," she reported as she walked toward the other two. "Kendall is bi," Jo sighed. "and James is 'Kendall-sexual'."

"Kendall-sexual? What the heck is that?"

"Kendall is the only guy he's ever liked." Camille shrugged. The girls nodded in understanding.

Here's that Kames story I've been talking about. In a stroke of genius very recently (like, two seconds ago-not even kidding), I figured out what I want to do with the plot. So far, I have another chapter and a half written. I'm going to do my very best to update every Tuesday.

I really hoped you enjoyed it!

XOXO UB

DISCLAIMER: I do not own BTR or anything else you may have recognized.