Title: Righteousness, Revelations and Enigmas: The Randy Orton Show

Author: Kaykyaka

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.

Ratings: K+

Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Rebecca and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna Helmsley, Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Jeff and Stephanie Hardy, Elizabeth Hardy, Vince McMahon, Tristen Nash, Kevin Nash and various WWE and TNA wrestlers.

Summary: Randy Orton decides to buy a new car for his new reality show; little did he know that his new car would make his new show unmissable TV.

Chapter Twelve – Miracle in the Bank

On Monday afternoon Randy Orton posted his new contract to DX Inc with His new God Clause in place. Although he intended to be at RAW tonight at least now he was covered in case anything came up and he couldn't be there.

Romeo had enjoyed himself on what had otherwise been a pretty uneventful weekend. A little later on Randy was gonna take him and RJ to MSG where RAW was being held tonight and then his father would take him home. Rather than risk being mobbed Randy decided to drive to MSG and when he got in the car with Romeo, RJ and the TV crew looked at the GPS everything changed. The GPS was telling him to go to the Chase bank in downtown Manhattan.

"The GPS says we're gonna go to the Chase bank downtown," Randy told RJ and suddenly RJ got the revelation they had all been waiting for.

"Dad Brian's gonna rob the bank!" he said and Randy drove to the bank as fast as he could.

Meanwhile Jordan and her parents were inside the bank talking about their savings. Jordan was bored and amused herself by rocking her chair back and forth.

The Rich Family was having a meeting to discuss the distribution of their wealth and also the down payment Grandpa Rich wanted to put on his daughter's house. Claire and her mother showed up a few minutes later to make a withdrawal. They were spending the day in New York and needed some more cash but the ATM Machine outside wasn't working. The bank was very busy that afternoon and there were lot of people there, a lot of people who were about to be praying for their lives.

"Jordan will you quit rocking that chair back and forth?" Jordan's mother said to her daughter.

"But Mom I'm bored this stuff is boring," Jordan complained.

"Preparing for your future is boring?" Jordan's father asked and Jordan rolled her eyes while her parents and the Bank Manager laughed.

"Children can be so naïve," the Bank Manager said. Just then Randy Orton, RJ, Romeo and the camera crew came into the bank. RJ's eyes were instantly drawn to the girl rocking her chair back and forth. It was Jordan, the girl from Albany, and RJ realized what God was telling him all along.

"Dad there's Jordan," RJ said to Randy Orton.

"The girl rocking her chair, just like you were before you fell over?" Randy said.

"Yeah only Jordan's not gonna fall over she's gonna get hurt way worse if we don't do something," RJ said.

"I'll do something – hey Jordan!" Romeo called out and Jordan turned and looked to see who had called her. As she did she almost fell off her chair, but Romeo dived in right under her before she did just like he did for Angelica at John Cena's house.

"Who are you?" Jordan's' mother demanded.

"I'm Romeo Perez Hennigan and it would be my pleasure to save your daughter's life today," Romeo said.

"Randy, RJ!" Jordan said recognizing The Ortons. "Thank God you guys are here I was soooo bored!"

"Boredom will not be the worst thing that ever happened to you if we don't get out of here right now," Randy Orton said and he looked up at Jordan's parents," You two may not believe this but my son and I have been told that your daughter is in serious danger,"

"What danger?" Jordan's father asked.

"There's going to be a robbery," Randy explained, "Right here at Chase bank,"

"Are you robbing us?" the Bank Manager asked Randy Orton.

"No but we know someone is coming here to rob the bank now," Randy Orton said.

"But what does that have to do with Jordan?" Jordan's mother asked.

"Hey Randy!" Claire cried out and Randy turned and saw her wave at him.

"Hey look everyone its Randy!" Grandpa Rich said and The Rick Family all waved at Randy and RJ from the other side of the bank.

"Everyone's here," Randy said and he looked at his son, "We need a miracle,"

"Don't I know it," RJ added and their conversation was suddenly interrupted by the sound of machine gun fire. Seconds later people were screaming as the eight men Randy had met in Albany carried out their stupid plan to rob the Chase bank.

"Everybody down on the floor now!" one of the men roared and that's exactly what everyone did but a couple of the bank robbers intimidated the customers anyway.

"We are robbing this bank and we will do this quickly if everybody co-operates," one of the men said and he walked over to the bank clerk and threw an empty black bag at him.

"Fill that up with $10 million dollars," he said and the bank teller nervously did as he said.

"Jordan's parents looked at The Ortons, "My God you were right, we should have listened to you and got out of here while we still had the chance," Jordan's mother said.

"Who's talking?" one of the bank robbers asked and he walked over to where Randy Orton, RJ and Romeo were with Jordan and her parents.

The camera crew was recording everything but they were hidden so the robbers couldn't see them.

"I don't believe this," the robber said recognizing Randy Orton and he pulled Randy up by his shirt.

"Dad!" RJ cried getting to his feet but Randy quickly sat him back down.

"Hello Brian, I can see you really took my advice to heart," Randy said knowing the robber was Claire's brother.

"I wouldn't even be her if it wasn't for you, you and your stupid advice has brought us all here today. If only you just let Claire and Carlton get married," Brian whined.

"Brian?" Claire cried out, her mother was in shock. "Is that you?"

"Shut up Claire, of all the days for you and Mom to come to New York City, you hate New York City!" Brian said.

"Brian you don't have to go through with this you can walk away right now," Claire said approaching her brother but one of the robbers manhandled her and threw her back down on the ground onto her mother.

"Stay down!" Brian said and Randy was repulsed at his actions towards his own sister.

"Here's your $10 million dollars Sir," the bank teller said handing Brian the bag which Brian snatched and threw to his associates.

"Count it make sure it's all there," he said and there was a painful silence as the money was counted.

"It's all here," one of the robbers said.

"Okay let's go," Brian said and the robbers headed towards the door. Claire's mother got to her feet as the robbers began to leave and when she rose on e of the robbers saw her get up.

"Get down!" he roared at her.

"That's not your money," Brian's mother said. "That money belongs to the hard working Americans and immigrants and I'm ordering you to put it back now!"

The bank robbers laughed including her son. "Ha-ha very nice speech Mom, don't worry I'll buy you something nice for your birthday," Brian said when his arrogance was suddenly shattered by the sound of blaring police sirens.

"Oh no somebody called the cops!" one of the robbers said and Brian went ballistic.

"Who was it? I wanna know who called the cops! This was supposed to go nice and smooth!" Brian yelled.

"And now you're going to prison, nice job!" Claire said.

"Shut up!" Brian roared at her.

"Hey back off man!" Billy Rich said.

"Oh you wanna say something now?" Brian said coming over to Billy. "Well I'm getting outta here with this money one way or another and if I have to do it with a hostage I'll leave this bank with you,"

"Fine take me whatever I have to do so these people can go home in peace," Billy said.

"Alright let's go," Brian said taking Billy by the neck and dragging him over to the door, "Wait-a-minute," he said and he turned around and looked at Jordan who was tucked between her parents. "Come here little girl," he called to her and her parents shielded her defensively.

"No!" they cried.

"No leave the girl alone I'll go with you!" Billy cried.

"I'll get out of here a lot quicker if I have a child hostage," Brian said pushing Billy to one side.

"And you'll go to prison for a lot longer if anything happens to her," Claire said but Brian wasn't listening.

"Bring her to me," Brian said to Jordan's parents.

"Will she live, if she goes with him, will she live?" Jordan's father asked Randy who was wrestling with his instincts and his prophetic vision.

"If she goes with him she's gonna get hurt," Rand said.

"And if she doesn't go with me, you're all going to get hurt," Brian added. "Give her to me now!"

The parents pleaded with Brian to leave Jordan alone but he wouldn't hear it. He took her from them roughly pulled at her arm and he ran towards the ban k exit while everyone looked on in horror.

"Jordan!" her parents cried out as Brian and the robbers used Jordan as bait to get away from the cops.

"This is the New York City police, release the girl and put down your gun," one of the officers said.

The streets were packed with bystanders and the robbers wanted nothing more than to get out of there before things got even more heated.

"If you don't get out of here I'm going to hurt this little innocent child, is that what you cops want? Is that what you mean by protect and serve, huh?" Brian said.

"Okay we're leaving just don't hurt the girl," one of the officers said.

"We'll see about that now get outta here!" Brian said and as the cops started to leave one of the robbers noticed a red dot on Brian's head.

"Brian there's a cop on the roof!" he said and Brian looked up and as the cop fired he moved out of the way.

"Oh my God!" one of the robbers said as Jordan hit the ground, she had been shot.

People started to scream and the police called for an ambulance. The robbers opened fire and made it to their getaway van but not without the police chasing them. The cops cleared the bank and Jordan's parents asked what happened to the little girl who was being held hostage. When the cop didn't answer right away they knew Randy had spoken the Truth once again. As they ran outside they saw their little girl on stretcher and ran over to her. They wailed and screamed when they saw that she had been shot and the other bank customers were thoroughly distressed at what had happened inside the bank.

"We have to get your daughter to the hospital right now if we're going to have any chance of saving her," a paramedic said to Jordan's parents.

"Wait don't take her yet," Jordan's father said and he went over to Randy Orton," Is my daughter going to live?" he asked him and before TKO could answer Romeo was already taking Jordan off the stretcher.

"Hey kid what are you doing?" the paramedic asked Romeo.

"Do you believe in God?" RJ asked the paramedic.

"Yes," the paramedic answered.

"Well then back off and let Him go to work," RJ said and the paramedic watched in confusion while RJ talked to Romeo. "Lift her to your chest and squeeze her real tight, put all your weight on her," he said and Romeo did just that and Jordan's parents watched as their daughter's eyes opened and her chest rose with the breath of life.

"Jordan!" they cried.

"Wait he's not done," RJ said to them and Romeo put his hand in to Jordan's wound, removed the bullet and healed up the wound. "Now he's done," RJ said and Jordan was instantly scooped up by her parents while the paramedic and the people watching cheered for Romeo.

"Wait-a-go Romeo!" Randy Orton said.

"Wow your first miracle," RJ said.

"You mean there's more where that came from?" Romeo asked.

"Yes hombre, a lot more," RJ said.

"Wow wait 'til I tell my parents," Romeo said.

"I think the whole world is gonna do that for you Romeo," Randy Orton said seeing his camera crew and many others approaching them. Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Trish, Melina and John Morrison came over to them with some other WWE Superstars creating quite a spectacle as they arrived.

"Hey what happened out there, Randy you were supposed to be at MSG an hour ago?" Triple H said and RJ rolled his eyes.

"Read my new contract boss, I'm covered remember?" Randy replied.

"What did God tell you to do, stand out here unauthorized with the NYPD?" Triple H asked.

"No God told him to save our daughter's life!" Jordan's dad said and Triple H frowned.

"Don't worry boss we got the whole thing on tape," Randy's camera crew said.

"Are you kidding this thing is gonna be all over the news – 'wrestlers save little girl from bank robbery,'" Grandpa Rich said. "Randy knew this was gonna happen and came to the bank to warn the little girl's parents,"

"What?" Triple H said in shock.

"Actually we didn't save Jordan we just followed God's instructions," Randy said and Melina and Johnny watched as Jordan approached their son.

"Thank you for saving my life," she said to him and she kissed him making Romeo blush.

"I think I'm in love," Romeo said with doe eyes.

"That's what the world's gonna say after tonight," RJ said hugging her best friend while Randy explained to everyone exactly what happened now that the New York connection was over, well almost.

Backstage at RAW Randy Orton introduced the Rich Family, Jordan and her parents and Claire and her mother to DX. They couldn't stop talking about how wonderful Randy was; Grandpa Rich even suggested DC give Randy a raise which Shawn thought was pretty funny.

The Randy Orton show camera crew filmed the New Yorkers interacting with DX and some other wrestlers. They also interviewed Romeo Perez Hennigan who had been getting just as much attention as Randy Orton since the Chase bank robbery attempt. They asked him to tell the world what he thought of The Ortons.

"The Ortons are the best family ever and RJ is like my best friend. If it wasn't for them I wouldn't have had a chance to save Jordan's life or get her phone number," Romeo said. The TV crew asked Romeo if there was anything he wanted to ask his prophetic friend.

"I wanted to know if my parents would ever get back together but I didn't because I was scared the answer might be no. I'm not so bothered about that now," Romeo replied with a big smile on his face as Melina watched John Morrison wrestle Edge from the gorilla position proudly. "Something's just speak for themselves." Romeo said and he went off to join his mother.

The TV crew spoke to Claire next or at least they were intending to but she was stuck talking to Billy Rick, so they filmed her for awhile. After she finished talking to Billy she went over and spoke to her mother.

"Mom I think I'm in love!" she said.

"What?" her mother said surprised. "With who?"

"With Billy Rich. We were just talking about how dramatic today was and I told him how brave I thought he was. Then we argued about what our favorite pizza toppings were – he said pepperoni and I said vegetarian supreme and we went back and forth and, oh Mom – I think I'm in love! He's coming upstate to meet me for our first date tomorrow!" Claire said.

"Imagine that, you meet the man of your dreams after a bank robbery in New York City," Claire's mother said amazed.

"Yeah, just like Randy Orton said I would. He really is a soldier in God's army," Claire said and her Mom hugged her before going over to the Rich Family and getting to know them a bit better. In fact after that day these people stayed in touch and their families became close friends. Claire and Billy got married in New York City and Randy and his family was invited to the wedding along with Romeo and his family. When The Randy Orton Show debuted the following month it was a smash hit and Hunter was very happy with the way it all ended.

"See I told you the show would be a success," Randy said to Triple H a few weeks later after Claire and Billy's wedding.

"Who am I to argue with a prophet?" Hunter said and he took Orton and his family out for a congratulatory meal on a beautiful afternoon in New York City.