Title: Righteousness, Revelations and Enigmas: The Randy Orton Show

Author: Kaykyaka

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.

Ratings: K+

Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Rebecca and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna Helmsley, Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Jeff and Stephanie Hardy, Elizabeth Hardy, Vince McMahon, Tristen Nash, Kevin Nash and various WWE and TNA wrestlers.

Summary: Randy Orton decides to buy a new car for his new reality show; little did he know that his new car would make his new show unmissable TV.

Chapter One – They Can't Handle the Truth!

DX Inc, 10am:

The Ortons were called into DX headquarters to discuss something "new and exciting" according to Hunter. Trish knew what this was all about but she'd let Randy find out all on his own since it was mostly going to involve him.

The married couple headed up to Shawn and Hunter's office and walked straight into a beaming Shawn Michaels and a half-dressed Triple H.

"Sorry bro were you getting dressed?" Randy asked.

"No," Hunter replied and Orton frowned.

"This is as dressed as Hunter's gonna be for this meeting. He's boycotting pants for the rest of the day," Shawn said.

"This is a one man boycott right? Because I have no intention of taking my pants off," Randy said.

"Neither do I son so don't worry. Now sit down and let's talk about what we're here to talk about," Shawn said and The Ortons sat informally with DX on their black leather couch.

"We wanna do a reality show, focusing on Randy – exclusively on Randy," Hunter said and Randy frowned.

"Just me? Have you guys got something against Trish and Lil Randy Jr?" he asked surprised.

"Of course we don't have a problem with Trish, but the production crew does. They can't stand her Truth-telling abilities, it freaks them out," Hunter explained.

"But I don't wanna do anything without my wife," Randy said and Trish smiled knowing it was the Truth.

"Maybe there can be some episodes where you're home with Trish but I probably won't be able to get the crew to agree to more than one of those," Hunter said.

"That's okay Randy, one is more than enough for me," Trish said stroking her husband's hand lovingly.

"Okay, what about RJ, can he be on the show?" Randy asked.

"Is he anything like Trish?" Hunter asked and Shawn gave him a dark glare, "What I just wanted to make sure I haven't seen him in awhile,"

"You saw him last week," Trish asked.

"See – now that's the kind of Truth-telling this show don't need!" Hunter said and Shawn slapped him. "What I meant by that is if the viewers see RJ but not Trish they might think you guys are having problems, whereas if the show is just about Randy we can side-step that whole landmine,"

"I want at least one of my family members with me on this show, or I ain't doing it," Randy said. "Randy's on holiday starting Friday, it'll give him something to do,"

"Fine," Hunter said giving up in frustration. "But if I see any Trish-like behavior I'm pulling the plug," he said.

"So what do you wanna see?" Randy asked.

"Male bonding, what you do in your regular everyday life. If this show is a success we were thinking about doing one for all of the Superstars," Hunter said and Randy noticed HBK wasn't saying much.

"Shawn what's your view on this show?" Randy asked.

"I don't have a problem with it, other than the fact that I wanted Trish to be in the show too so you guys could talk about how God brought you together and how He brought you through some challenges in the past. You know to encourage other married couples that might be going through a rough marital patch," Shawn said.

"That's a great idea, let's do it!" Trish said.

"Orton tell your wife to pipe down. Shawn we already talked about this, Randy's demographic is not married couples, its single people in their 20s and 30s and teenage punks with an attitude problem," Hunter said. "The way you wanna do it sounds like something that would be on the Diva TV network," Hunter said.

"So you want to appeal to our basic wrestling fan base?" Randy asked.

"Yeah not Shawn's fan base," Hunter said and HBK stuck his tongue out at him.

"Maybe I can do both. I'll be myself; I'll talk about my everyday life in and outside the ring. I'll interact with my son and talk about how important God is in my life," Randy said and Shawn smiled.

"I like that shooting starts on Friday," he said perking up.

"Okay you guys have got a deal," Randy said shaking Shawn and Hunter's hands.

"When you talk about God could you have your shirt off?" Hunter asked and Randy and Trish laughed while Shawn shook his head at Hunter's immaturity. "What, research shows that the majority of Randy's fans like to see him with his shirt off,"

"Why don't you have the TV crew film him in the shower?" Trish said sarcastically.

"See Trish it's that kind of sarcasm that's kept you off this show. Had you been serious we could have brought you in as an advisor," Hunter said.

"Said the man who has boycotted pants for the rest of the day," Trish replied.

"Pants are over-rated Trish. You can go now we'll have the contract sent over for you to sign Randy," Hunter said.

"I'll have it edited and take out the part about you being shirtless ninety percent of the time," Shawn said.

"Is that really in there?" Randy said amused but Hunter wasn't.

"And it would have stayed in there too if you didn't just open your big mouth," Hunter said.

"Oh go put some pants on," Shawn said dismissively.

"Go walk The Ortons out, follow 'em home too for all I care. I don't need your anti-pants attitude bringing me down," Hunter said and Shawn walked The Ortons to the elevator shaking his head.

"You sure you don't wanna come with us?" Randy asked Shawn.

"Nah I'm used to it, when he puts his pants back on, he'll be back to normal. See you guys," Shawn said and he hugged The Ortons before they descended to the ground floor of DX Inc.

They walked hand-in-hand towards the road where Randy hailed a taxi to the airport.

"You know it just occurred to me that Stephanie has the strangest taste in men. Hunter, Jericho and Jeff – they're all crazy in their own way," Trish said.

"You said the 'J' word," Randy said admonishing Trish.

"Ooops, forget I said his name," Trish said referring to Jericho.

"You know if I'm gonna do this show I gotta get a new car," Randy said as they rode to the airport.

"No you don't you just have to replace the GPS," Trish said.

"But I've had that car for years its time for an upgrade, plus I'll take RJ. It will be the perfect way to show off our male bonding for the show," Randy said and Trish cozied up to him in the cab.

"Although I am gonna miss not having you and RJ to myself I know that something good is gonna come out of this show," Trish said and Randy leaned his head on Trish's shoulder gently.

"I think Shawn was right about it being about our family and what God has done for us. I really want you to be part of this show," Randy said pressing his lips to the top of Trish's head gently.

"That's not what Hunter wants babe and what Hunter doesn't want, Hunter doesn't get. At least for 3 more months," Trish said and Randy nodded knowing that in 3 months it was going to be the moment of Truth for Hunter.

"Okay we'll do it his way, I just want the whole world to know how much I love you," Randy said and Trish smiled.

"Well you could take out an ad in a national newspaper," Trish suggested.

"That sounds like a great idea," Randy said.

"Or you can forget about the world and just tell me how much you love me, everyday for the rest of your life," Trish said.

"I like that idea even better," Randy said and The Ortons kissed on their way to the airport, on their way through the airport and all the way home.