xDDD this is my first sotry and sorry bout my english i'm not from america!

kakuzu sat in his and hidan's room, sewing a large rip in kisame's cloak. the bastard just couldnt be carful.

after almost twenty minutes of sewing in silence being almost finished Hidan waked in with his seathe sticking through his stomac bleeding all over the place. "hey sitch-face…" he said as he walked passed him. the vain on kakuzu's forhead grew but he didnt feel like arguing with hidan right now plus he was almost done with the cloak. hidan on the otherhand was on of those people who did not like to be ignored. "hey, im talking to you!" kakuzu said nothing but the vain grew "HEY KAKUZU!" he yelled smacking him on the head.

the vain popped and he punched hidan right in the face cousing his head to fall off.

"oh my god you fucking bastard!" the decapitaded head on the floor yelled. "wtf i talk to you and you punch me!" kakuzu only stared and held back a laugh.

"i just preformed aritual and the stitches where lose!" "yes i know im the on e that always has to sew it back on!" kakuzu snapped. "well you better fucking do it again Bitch!" kakuzu grabbed him by the lifted him up so they were face to eh well, head. (face xD) "ow ow OW watch the hair!" kakuzu sighed and put his hands under the end of hidan's neck, meaning he would get blood on his hands but he didn't care. "so? are you gonna sew it back on or what? and looked what happened to my body!" he looked over at his body lying lifelessly and bleeding

"thats gonna hurt like hell tomorrow! i swear if you dont recapitate me soon im gonna take my syethe and shove it up your-" while hidan was whining kakuzu had taken advantage of it and shoved his tongue down hidan's throat. hidan's eyes widened and he gaged and started protesting but when kakuzu's tounge started to massage his mouth the objections quickly died down into small moans. but being hidan he started to try to take dominence and the tounges intwined in the air fighting for dominence. after a few minutes kakuzu came down as the winner but strangely, hidan didnt mind.

kakuzu closed his mout over hidans to deepen the kiss and wrapped his arms as best as he could around hidan's head his tounge exploring every bit of his mouth, tounges intwining again untill they finally broke the kiss stubbornly gasping for air, well, kakuzu anyway. both blushing as they looekd at eachother. "holy shit…you gay son of a bitch" hidan sayd looking like he didnt know weather to smile or yell. kakuzu just smirked and put his head down on his desk picking up the now repaired cloak and heading out the door to give it to kisame. "HEY! YOU CANT JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THIS!" kakuzu stopped and turned around. "you're right" he said to him, picking up a sock he saw on his way and shoving it in hidans mout. "much better" he sayd and walked out the door. "MFMMMF!" "Hidan yelled as he closed the door shut.