Disclaimer: I only own Gossip Girl in my dreams.

Return of A

Eric van der Woodsen was sprawled across the couch in his Upper East Side penthouse. He was trying to write his Lit paper but couldn't focus He finally shut his laptop in irritation. "This is bullshit!" he exclaimed. His stepsister Jenny burst out laughing

"Just have Dan help you." Jenny said carelessly, looking up from the sketch-pad onto which she was designing a new dress.

"Fine," Eric consented, "This is impossible. Might as well use my new stepbrother to my advantage."

Jenny smiled, "That's the spirit, E!"

Eric smirked, "He does have much different advantages then Chuck, I must say."

"SO what were the advantages of being the great Chuck Bass's stepbrother?" Jenny asked sarcastically.

This time Eric was the one who started to laugh, "Well...parties, limo rides and as much alcohol as I could drink."

"So," Jenny mocked, "I can see why you love him so much."

"Exactly!" With that both step siblings burst out laughing.

Suddenly Jenny's phone beeped. Jenny opened her phone, read her message, then quickly closed it.

"Who was it?" Eric asked curiously.

"No one," Jenny said quickly.

"Really," Eric said exasperated, "Lemme see Jenny!"

"NO!" Eric made a grab for the phone and was able to grab it out of Jenny's hands. Jenny tried in vain to grab her phone back but failed.

Eric flipped open her phone and froze in shock at the words on the screen.

Spotted: Asher Hornsby getting out of a cab at his Upper East Side Apartment Last time we saw him he was breaking the hearts of the youngest Van der Humphreys Wonder how our new siblings will react when they see their past lovers. You know you love me. Xoxo Gossip Girl.

Both step siblings were thinking the same thing: This is bad.

I will be making chapters longer. The first one is just short. Review!