HST: the long awaited lemon: PART I

"Axel this is a HORRIBLE idea."

Riku stopped dead in his tracks right outside of Sora and Roxas's bedroom.

"You didn't think it was a bad idea last week."

"But look at the size of it! It's so thick!" Roxas's voice was laden with shock and slight disgust.

It was all Riku could do not to laugh. Leon was walking by, heading to the bathroom. He quirked an eyebrow at Riku. Riku put one finger over his mouth.

"It's too big! This is so unnatural! There's no way it will fit in!" Roxas whined.

Sora walked by, whispering loudly, "What ARE you two doing?" Riku grabbed him, put a hand over the boy's mouth, and continued to listen.

"It feels…weird." Roxas said, this time in a smaller voice. Riku and Leon practically leaned on the door to hear what was going to happen next.

Cloud, wondering where everyone had gone, entered the hall and saw the weird group gathered around the door to the boys' room. He walked up, looking suspicious, but wanting to respect Roxas's privacy too.

"Just get it really wet and it'll slide right in," Axel responded soothingly.

"No, Axel," Roxas whined.

"Come on, I'll slide it in for you," Axel cooed.

"No! definitely not!" Roxas's voice was almost shrill.

Cloud's composure snapped. He slammed open the door, causing Riku to fall forward onto the floor, Sora beside him, and Leon collapsed on top of the two.

"What the hell are you doing, Axel?" Cloud yelled furiously.

Roxas and Axel looked at the dog pile of guys in the door threshold.

"My family's so weird."

"Yeah really." Axel responded.

"Fully clothed and standing apart?" Cloud observed aloud, mostly to himself.

"Erm," Axel held up a small blue scale, "I'm trying to get Roxas to try on contacts since he hates the glasses so much." Roxas held out another contact in his hand, with a look of mild disgust.

Sora pushed Riku, "I told you so!"

"Come on, Leon," Cloud turned and walked briskly out of the room, but not before his face and ears had turned bright red.

Riku was dying of laughter on the floor. "You two, are really better than T.V. sometimes," he wiped a tear out of one eye. "C'mon, Sora, let's leave Axel to torture Roxas some more." With that, the two other couples left the apartment, and Axel and Roxas were at last alone.

A/N: :::NJB runs from crazed fans, frothing at their mouthes:::

Cries of pain and "We want lemon!" are heard.

Roxas: Serves her right, she made me into such a girl in this story.

Axel: Well, what to you think uke's are a stand in for? There's a reason why yaoi's target audience is straight women and not gay men.

Roxas: :::Sighs:::: yeah. yeah.

Axel: at least you are friggin awesome in "not your average akuroku".

Roxas: hmpf. Yeah, I AM pretty cool in that one.

Axel: :::glomps roxas::: You're always cool.

Roxas :::Awww::: and your my pyro-teddy-bear.

Larxene :::Vomits:::

NBJ- erm...review? i guess... part 2 will be up in the next couple hours or in the next couple days. depends on if my creativity crashes.