Me: Aaaaayyyyy! Wassup bitches! This is AutoKnight01 "AK" with a whole new kind of story.

Sonic: Oh this ought to be interesting.

Me: Damn right. I don't know if anyone's ever done something like this before, but I'm gonna give it a try.

Amy: A recreation of That 70's Show? With Sonic as Eric and me as Donna? Instant Sonamy! YES!

Rouge: Did you ever decide who's gonna portray Fez?

Me: No. Some of the characters I'm not really sure who they're gonna be. For Amy's parents, I had to make them up because she doesn't have any in the games or in the comic. But the one's I'm sure of right now will be listed below. So let's get rolling here. I do not own Sonic the Hedgehog or That 70's Show. So please read and review this.

Cast:

Sonic the Hedgehog (Eric Foreman) He's calm, a lover, and can be cool when he wants to.

Amy Rose (Donna Pinciotti) She's hot, and tomboyish and will kick the butt of anyone who makes her mad enough

Shadow the Hedgehog (Steven Hyde) Young, rebellious, and hates the government

Knuckles the Echidna (Michael Kelso) Loves himself, and is a moron

Rouge the Bat (Jackie Burkhart) Beautiful, but a snob and bitchy

? (Fez) Who the hell should be Fez?

Bernadette Hedgehog (Kitty Foreman)

Jules Hedgehog (Red Foreman)

Harvy Rose (Bob Pinciotti)

Delores Rose (Midge Pinciotti)

That 70's Hedgehog

Chapter 1

(Season 1 – Episode 1 – That 70's Pilot) Part 1

(Station Square; May 17th 1976; 8:47 PM; Sonic Hedgehog's Basement)

Four of them sat down there in the basement. There was a couch, and across from it a TV. On each side was a chair, and nearly all the furniture had duct tape on it somewhere. And it was all around a wagon wheel table. On the couch was Shadow Hedge. But everyone called him Shad. Next to him was Knuckles Echidna. And in the chair on the right was Amy Rose. All of them were looking at the blue hedgehog in the other chair. Sonic Hedgehog. They were all 17 years of age. Upstairs was a party and the music was blasting.

"Sonic it's time." Shad stated.

"Why don't you do it?" Sonic asked.

"It's your house." Shad retorted.

"Your house." Knuckles agreed.

"Listen to them up there." The black hedgehog pointed his finger straight up.

Sonic listened and heard the music coming from his parent's party. Shad went on to continue.

"The party had reached critical mass. In ten minutes. There will be no. More. Beer opportunities." Shad said.

Sonic took a deep breath.

"If my dad catches me copping beers he'll kill me." Sonic said.

Shad slapped Sonic's knee. "I'm willing to take that risk."

"Don't worry about it." Knuckles assured. "Just stay calm, keep movin',"

"And above all," Amy added. "don't get sucked into my dad's hair."

Sonic made a strange face. "What's wrong with your dad's hair?"

"Just…don't look at it." Amy warned.

Shad got up and grabbed Sonic's face.

"And Sonic…cold. Definitely cold." He said.

Sonic nodded and headed up the stairs. Halfway there, he paused in the middle of the staircase, took a dramatic look backwards, and then proceeded up the rest of the stairs.

Upstairs, Bernie Hedgehog was pulling something out of the oven while singing along to the song playing. She was a blue hedgehog with a small tuft of yellow hair going down her forehead.

"Young and beautiful. Someday your looks will be gone!"

On the way to deliver the tray to the guests, she ran into her son, Sonic.

"Oh! Watch it, Sonic. Hot pizza rolls."

Bernie passed by her son and he followed her throughout the house as she talked to the guests. Then he found two cans of beer sitting on a table and picked them up. Right as he did. He noticed a red hedgehog. It was Harvy Rose. Amy's dad. He was a normal red hedgehog with droopy quills like Sonic's. But on top of his head was a black afro.

"Hey there, Sonic!" Harvy greeted the blue hedgehog and got up.

"Mr. Rose." Sonic said.

Just them Amy's mom, Delores came over and put her arm around Harvy. She was a white hedgehog with bangs like Amy's only longer. You could see why Amy was pink now. Her father was red and her mother was white. But luckily Amy hadn't inherited her mother's brains. She wasn't exactly the smartest of folk.

"Sonic. How do you like Harv's new hair? Isn't it groovy?" she asked.

Sonic only looked down at her chest. "It's incredibly groovy, Mrs. Rose." He answered as best he could.

Harvy smiled. "Yep. It was Delores' idea."

Sonic could have figured that out on his own. Talking to them had forced him to leg of the two beer cans he had. He walked over to the bar counter where there was a huge bowl with ice and cold beer cans in them. He reached for them.

"Sonic."

He looked up. His father, Jules was there behind the counter. He was a blue hedgehog like Sonic, but the top of his head as bald with silver hair around the back.

"Hey Dad." Sonic said a bit nervous.

"What the hell happened to Harv's hair?" Jules said. "His head looks like Jim's ass."

Jim was a French poodle and a guest at the party.

"Boy just when you think you've seen everything." Jules leaned down to pick something up.

As he did, Sonic grabbed two beers and hid them. "A poodle's ass walks into your party." He finished.

"Sonic, don't use the ass word. You're still in high school." Jules said.

"Yes sir." Sonic obeyed.

Bernie came back in with another tray of food and set it on the table.

"Bernie, is that your Toyota in the drive?" Delores asked.

Harvy turned around and looked at Jules.

"Jules? A Toyota?" the red hedgehog inquired.

Jules groaned. "Yeah it's mine. I tell ya, the last time I was that close to a Japanese machine, it was shooting at me."

Bernie came over. "Well honey, it's the gas crisis. What can ya do?"

"And ya know, Harvy?" Jules went on. "Those SOB's at the dealership offered me a lousy four hundred dollar trade in for the Vista Cruiser."

"Whatchya gonna do?" Harvy took a drink and walked away.

"It'll rust in the driveway before I trade it in." Jules stated.

Sonic thought of an idea. "Hey, dad. I'll take the cruiser off your hands. I don't care if it's a pump sucker." Sonic brought up his hands without thinking and Jules saw what was in them.

"Whatchya got there, Sonic?" he asked.

"Beer." Sonic answered knowing what he did. "I uh…just found them…lying around."

Jules walked away. "Well put them away, son."

Sonic was relieved. "Oh I intend to sir."

Sonic began to walk away but then his mother called him.

"Oh. Sonic. On your way to the basement could you pop these in the fridge? They're warm." Bernie handed her son two more cans of beer.

Sonic ran off with all four cans.

Downstairs, Shad was looking at a magazine and Knuckles was air guitaring to the music playing down there. Shad turned the book sideways and Knuckles and him began to stare at it. Then Amy came up behind them and looked herself.

"I see that every day." She said.

Shad pulled the magazine away as Sonic jumped down to them and revealed the four cans of beer had had retrieved.

"He's aliiiiiiiiiive!" Shad said.

Sonic passed out the cans and then he started to talk.

"Hey, great news. My dad is actually considering giving me the Vista Cruiser." He said.

"You're getting a car?" Knuckles said.

"Oh. Have I told you how attractive you are, Sonic?" Amy said.

Sonic groaned. "Yes Amy. You told me. Countless times."

"Just making sure." Amy said.

"Hey let's focus on what's important here people." Shad said. "Sonic stole something. To Sonic!" he raised his can.

Everyone raised their own cans and clinked them together.

"You know what's sad?" Sonic said. "This…is the proudest moment of my life."

Sonic began to tear up and Shad gave him a hug.

Hangin' out

Down the street

The same old thing

We did last week

Not a thing to do

But talk to you

We're all alright!

We're all alright!

Hello Station Square!

Me: Alright I'm gonna leave now. And if you review, please answer this question. Who should be Fez? I'll be back with part 2 soon.