Sasuke Uchiha steps on the stage and the room is filled with both cheers and jeers. It takes the audience a while to quiet down, then Sasuke already takes the microphone and instead of disappearing 'as usual', Megaphone. Kills. You. leaves the normal way. Relieve shows on the faces of some people.

The Uchiha clears his throat before he starts "As I heard, characters of the show Naruto—" Before he can finish his sentence, some people shout "Oh my god! Sasuke Uchiha just TALKED! A miracle! THE Sasuke Uchiha!" Said man's eyes narrow dangerously.

"In fact, I can. As I was saying. I heard that other characters went here before to get rid of certain clichés and haters and I decided to follow their examples.

The first cliché would be that I can't talk and only communicate with several grunts. Which is obviously not true. Actions do speak louder than words, but I am perfectly capable of talking as shown often enough in the story. For example after my fight against Deidara, when I explained how I was able to beat him, shortly before he committed suicide.

Which brings me to another point. Apparently, the fight against him caused quite some people to dislike or even hate me, which I don't understand. Deidara was the one to attack first and I merely defended myself, with the possible prospect of information about Itachi as a bonus. I wonder what you would do if attacked out of nowhere by some guy who is part of the criminal organization your despised brother is a member of and throws insults at you. And as I mentioned, Deidara killed himself by choice. I didn't kill him, he started the fight, he blew himself up and he seemed like he was quite eager to do so. So his death is not my fault."

He makes a pause to let the people think about this. A handful of guests still seem unconvinced, but Sasuke ignores them, having already voiced his opinion.

"Also, people apparently hate me because of my seeking for revenge which caused Itachi's death. Itachi wanted me to kill him. He practically had my whole future planned out and his plan involved me killing him. Even if I hadn't ended his life, the disease that plagued him and also, if you could say so, helped me defeat Itachi would've led to his demise. He implanted the hate inside of me and thus the carving for revenge.

Now you say I am just a...'Emo' and that I'm a 'shitty' character, running around and bitching and crying over my brother and am way too emo. So...you hate me because I was traumatized at young age? Honestly, I am pretty sure that there are people out there who brushed the Uchiha Massacre off as nothing or at least say something like 'Okay, your whole family was slaughtered and you had to witness this twice in Itachi's Tsukuyomi, that's pretty bad and stuff but that doesn't mean you have to be so damn emo. It can't be THAT bad, so be a man and suck it up.'."

"Go, emo-prince!" yells someone, yet Sasuke keeps his cool.

"It seems like you don't understand how much of an effect that can have on the psyche of a seven-year-old. 'Oh, there is blood everywhere, everyone is dead, and I will probably get killed soon too!' Yeah, because that is nothing too bad. Not to mention that the person I admired and loved my whole life murdered our whole family and then makes me relive it. And mocked me by saying that I wasn't even worth to be killed. Betrayal is also not exactly good for the psyche.

Then, how would you react to find out that over half of your life was one big lie? One big act?"

Another silence fills the room and a slight smirk tugs at the shinobi's lips. "That's what I thought" he says. "It is sometimes really entertaining how much you bitch about me bitching, though. And I am not emo. I don't cry and I am an Uchiha, and we're all able to control or at least conceal our emotions very good and I am not having suicidal thoughts and I don't cut myself, because that seems to be your image of an Emo."

Then he clears his throat and states "I usually don't trust rumors, but this one has caught my attention since it is about me. Rumor has it that the way I am sometimes portrayed in some fanfictions is quite different from my actual personality or even looks. First of all, my hair does not look like some poultry's behind. It is spiky, yes, but it definitely does not look like a 'duck-butt' or whatever animal with feathers' behind.

It also seems like some people write that I'm a playboy or at least describe my behavior to be playboy-like. And that I smirk a lot. I don't know if you don't want to accept the truth or if you are simply too dumb to, b

He lets his eyes wander over the audience. Some avoid his gaze, some fangirls squeal and the rest stays silent.

Eventually, Sasuke nods to himself and crosses his arms in front of his chest. "I wonder why I even bother to respond to your immature provoking and hating. All my actions were reasonable from my point of view and current condition of my psyche."

The show's host reappears, once again not in a cloud of smoke and she takes the microphone from him. "Aaaand that was Sasuke Uchiha for you! Sasuke, if you may follow my co-worker?" A man with a T-shirt which has 'STAFF' written across it gestures the ninja to follow him, which said Uchiha does.

After the two disappeared from the stage, the blond female grins and happily announces "Our show will become a little artistic now!

Because our next guest is a true artist...and his art is a bang! Please welcome with me, Deidara from the Akatsuki!"

Late update? Yeah. I am sorry guys, but I had a bit of a writer's block and when I finally had enough reasons together, they wouldn't let me update. Ichigoiszero0suggested Kushina and Minato, so they'll probably come after Deidara, I need to research a little bit... Don't worry, I won't take that much time to update again! (...I hope.) And thank you very much for your kind reviews :3