Feel special! Two stories from me in one night! Omg

Disclaimer: Idont own, (shocker) Tsubasa

Kurogane stumbled into their rented house, drunk, tired and wet. It had started to rain heavily as the warrior made his way back alone from the bar. Fai had left a couple hours ago because he was rather worried about Syaoran and Sakura.

'One, two, yea this is my room right here.' Kurogane thought tiredly as he stumbled into his room. They had found a house with exactly four rooms in it; one for the each of them. Kurogane was happy that he didn't have to share a room with Fai for once.

Kurogane yawned and stripped off all of his clothes; not bothering for any undergarments since he was by himself in the room. He left all his wet clothes in a heap by the door. 'I'll deal with those later.' He thought as he made his way over to the bed. Tiredly, he lifted the blankets up and slid into the bed. He fell asleep quickly; unaware of anything or anyone else.

Fai woke up slowly with a slight hangover. 'I'm glad I left the bar early.' Fai thought while lying in bed; barely moving on the bed. 'Or this hangover would have been so much worse.' He rubbed his eyes as he felt more awake. 'I wonder if Kuro-sama got home safely last night. I heard the rain starting as I fell asleep.' He sat up and stretched before looking around. He put his arms down on the blankets next to him, except one arm seemed to have landed higher than the other. Confused, Fai looked down and a naked sleeping figure was lying next to him.

The naked sleeping figure of the ninja; Kurogane.

Fai poked him with his finger and he shifted a little. 'I'm so glad he's lying on his stomach; the blanket isn't even covering him at all.' Fai thought as he shifted nervously in his bed. 'I'm not wearing any clothes either.' The mage added in his thoughts. 'I didn't think I had to...'

He looked down at Kurogane and frowned in confusion. 'How did he end up in my bed? Is this my room? Did we do anything last night?' Fai blushed lightly as he thought of the last part. 'No! No, no of course not! Why would they? He's too-!'

Fai's thoughts were interrupted as Kurogane began to stir.

He opened his eyes and he pulled his arm up from its position hanging off the bed and pushed himself up. He looked around and when he caught sight of a shocked, embarrassed and naked Fai, he suddenly dropped back onto his stomach. He flipped onto his back and sat up.

Fai blushed profusely as he caught sight of Kurogane's full body, however the ninja didn't catch his blush. "What the fuck are you doing naked in my bed?"

Fai narrowed his eyes at Kurogane. "Um, Kuro-sama, the better question is why are you naked in my bed?"

Kurogane narrowed his eyes at Fai. "What are you talking about mage? This is my... bedroom?" Kurogane looked around and saw that it wasn't in fact, his bedroom. It was Fai's. He put his hand on his head in confusion. "How the fuck did I end up here?"

Fai's shrugged. "Good question. Would you…um…like a blanket? You look cold."

Kurogane, who glared at him, snatched part of the blanket from the wizard. Fai still had some blanket left covering him.

Kurogane was about to get up when he heard the door opening. "Ah crap..." He whispered to himself as Fai nodded in agreement. The door opened and Syaoran poked his head in. "Fai-san, Kurogane-san is not in his room, do you-"

Syaoran stopped as he took in the sight before him. The two adults in his group, naked….in the same bed and obviously alarmed (plus scared) at being walked in on. He blushed profusely as he stuttered an apology. "I-I am very sorry! I didn't mean to disturb you two! I will go now! I'm sorry!" and proceeded to slam the door shut behind him.

Kurogane put his other hand on his face and mumbled. "Fuck... How are we going to explain this?"

Fai sighed loudly, "Let's start by having you tell me how you ended up here…without any clothes; shall we?"

"I was tired, drunk and wet. It was dark. I thought this was my room, and I took all my wet clothes off. I didn't think I needed anything because I thought I was by myself." Kurogane explained while looking at the wizard.

Fai nodded at the explanation as he pulled the blanket off and stood up.

Kurogane got a good look at Fai's behind when he stood up. He turned around and caught Kurogane staring. "See something you like Kuro-sama~?" He asked.

"As a matter of fact, I do." Kurogane said with a smirk. He pulled off his blanket and stood up as well. Fai gasped a little at the sight

Kurogane turned to face Fai head on. "What?" He asked.

"Oh, my..." Was all Fai could managed to say. Kurogane grinned so widely that one of his long canines was showing. He reached for his clothes, but found out that they were still very wet. "Ah crap…" He turned to Fai. "Do you have any dry clothes?"

Fai shook his head and quickly looked away from Kurogane, "N-no, Kuro-rin Sorry, guess you'll have to walk around naked."

Kurogane laughed softly. "Oh, whatever will I do? I just wear my clothes and sit out in the sun and dry them that way." He said in a slightly sarcastic tone.

"Sounds like a good plan. Can I have some privacy please? I need to change!" Fai asked; apparently not hearing that tone.

Kurogane scoffed at Fai."Seriously? You want privacy after this? Just put the damn clothes on. If it'll make you feel better, I'll look this way while putting my clothes on." The warrior pointed at the way opposite of Fai; who nodded happily.

"Ok, Kuro-tan, thank you. But you do realize, that when you tell Syaoran-kun and Sakura-chan why were together naked in the same bed and you also have to say that it was your fault that you ended up there by your own drunken mistake..." Fai trailed off while starting to put his clothes on.

"Yea. I know." Kurogane answered simply.

"It's also your fault you scarred poor Syaoran-kun. And poor me, you ruined my innocence~! Because of you, I saw something I didn't want to see yet~!" Fai added as he made a fake sniffling sound.

Kurogane scoffed a little."You? Innocence? Hah! And you've seen one of those before, you have one. It looks the same as mine."

Fai smirked he knew exactly what to say next, "Yea, but mine's longer. I wasn't used to seeing something so small~!"

Kurogane clenched his fist. "It's not small!"

Fai giggled. "Oh yes it is~!"

Kurogane resisted the urge to throttle Fai. For now. But that would soon change when Fai said uttered the one word that would set him off completely.

"Hehe~! So tiny~!

Kurogane growled loudly as he turned around and jumped over the bed, tackling Fai in the process. He held onto Fai's wrists and glared down at him. Fai looked up at him; feeling scared. "K-kuro-sama...?"

"Can you not shut up for five minutes? Just shut. Up." Fai's face relaxed a bit.

They both seemed to realize at the same time the position they were in. They both blushed and Kurogane released Fai's wrists and pulled him up.

"Um... S-sor..." Kurogane started, but was cut off by Fai. "No, Kuro-sama, I should have known when to stop. I'm sorry."