Disclaimer; You're kidding right?

A/N; I'm hopeless with this movie. It has everything I love in it, well apart from Micheal Caine, but that's a whole other subject. Anyway, I have also fallen onto the extremely enjoyable band waggon of these two delightfully handsome creatures. Slightly werid story, but just roll with it :] And a review would be nice. Enjoy!

How do you feel about your colleague Arthur?

Eames:Mmm... Good question. I mean, the guy's alright, you know? I enjoy the occasional banter and teasing. Though, he really knows how piss me off.

How do you feel about your colleague Eames?

Arthur:He's... yeah, he's OK. Though he thinks he's clever because he's a forger, that's nothing. You don't need brains for that. Not that I'm assuming the guy has any.

Why does he 'piss' you off?

Eames:Ha-ha, he's an easy target. Wimpy kid.

Why do you assume he doesn't have 'any brains'?

Arthur:[Smirks] I don't assume, I know. I'll give the guy something, he's good with words. He's a real charmer when he want's to be.

And your relationship?

Eames:[Laughs] Our relationship? Well we're collages. So we have the odd beer, heated argument, an occasional Inception. I guess... and this is by a long shot mate, I guess we're... friends. But, he hardly has any time for me, too far up Cobb's ass.

And your relationship?

Arthur:Yeah, we're friends, I think. I've known him a long time, and even though he's still a pain, you get used to him... eventually. He enjoys making me mad, it make's him happy. That's messed-up. I'm not the only one who thinks that, right?

What do you think off Ariadne and Arthur maybe getting together?

Eames: He has no chance mate, no chance.

Why is that?

Eames:I've seen the way she looks at me.