Title: Leave In-denial to the River Nile

Rating: T (for Kanda's obsessive use of insults)

Pairing: Kanda x Allen (Yullen)

Disclaimer: I'm not Hoshino Katsura so that means I sadly don't own D. Gray-Man.

Odd scar on the left eye, shimmering stardust eyes, hair that's colored like the moon yet having a young almost cherubic face and a smile as dazzling as millions of stars and can outrival the sun itself.

What. The. Fuck?

Seriously, is this kid for real? What's so great about that brat? So what if his laugh sounds like tinkling bells from the heavens or that whenever he smiles, pouts or get teary-eyed, flowers and glitters seems to just magically appear in the background? It's not 'adorable' (as Lavi puts it) it's, it's, gay. Yes, that's it. Gay. Shouldn't those things only happen with girls? Why the hell is he so feminine? What is he, a reincarnation of a girl or something? Tch. I seriously don't see what's so 'cute' or 'moe' about that brat.

Moyashi.

Yes, that's what he is. A damn annoying Moyashi with a stupid martyr complex. That's not kindness or whatever shit that other people call it. It's called stupidity. I mean, seriously, it should be illegal to be that sacrificial! Always trying to carry other people's burdens even when he'll probably crumble from just his own. Hiding all his pain and suffering behind that irritating smile of his so that other's won't notice. Trying to cheer everyone and everything with his clownish antics. Che, what a hypocritical Moyashi. Go fix yourself first before you start worrying about others, or depend on others as well at the very least. Hn. Why am I even thinking about these irrelevant thoughts? That brat really is annoying, he still find ways to annoy me even when he's not near. Tch.

And why the hell is he always surrounded by people? It's so damn troublesome trying to talk to him because there's always someone who can hear what I want to say! Not that I want to talk to him or anything… But still, it's irritating how not only girls but also boys just seem to stick way too close for comfort to him like a bunch of leeches. What the hell? Is he some kind of human magnet or something? Did I miss anything or something? Che. And those leeches are too touchy-feely with the damn Moyashi. I swear one of these days I'm going to hack all of them with Mugen. Tch, I would have done it earlier as well but every time I try to do it, someone just has to come along and prevent me from massacring all of them. And what really puts fricking icing on the stupid cake is that those 'someone's' even has the guts to tell me that I'm jealous. Me, jealous of those damned leeches over the equally damned Moyashi? Seriously, me? Me? Tch. Yeah right, like hell I'm jealous. Why on earth would I be jealous? It's not like I like the stinking Moyashi or something sappy like that… I'm not jealous damn it!

That's it, I'm done! I refuse to think about that Moyashi any longer, In fact, I won't even look, listen or speak to the Moyashi any-

"Hey Kanda! What are you writing?" *Smiles innocently* Cue in flowery and glittery background.

Quickly hides diar- err, journal. "Che. None of your business Moyashi." *blushes like a love-struck eight years old kid*

-Ah, the wonders of In-denial-

This one is clearly written in Kanda's POV. Well, he's actually ranting in his journal (not diary because apparently that's too girly. That's what he said. ;P) This could be in any universe since I didn't really add in anything that would actually make it specific…

Oh yes, before I forget. Thank you to those who told me to change the rating. You were all a big help! Thank you again to everyone who read (or reads) this story! And of course, special thanks to the following people for reviewing on the previous chapter! Usuilove21, ArAnCaR No. 6, yuki-souma, XXXNYAPPYXXX and Kichou. As usual, you all rock!

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