(Wolfie's p.o.v)

I was in a living room, 6 people were there and they all looked really creepy.

One was pale with panda eyes and black hair.

There was a blonde wearing leather and a rosary.

A red- head wearing stripes with goggles.

An albino twirling his hair playing with a robot.

And two old dudes.

"What's wrong with her?" leather said.

"She's hot." Stripes said.

I was gonna snort when I heard.

"She looks like BB. With her hair and facial features, only a female." The albino said.

"She looks like hell." Leather said.

THAT'S IT!

"WHAT THE FUCK, YOU LOOK LIKE HELL, YOU UGLY FAGGOT TOY!" I screamed.

Hahahaha!

The look on his face was priceless.

He looked like he was about to piss his pants and his face was all red.

Then stripes went up to me and said: "Listen, I don't know who you are, but you can't just come in here and start cussing him out."

Wtf, whats his problem.

"Excuse me, stripes, but I was taken here by someone and I get accused of fuckin' 'coming in here and cussing him out', yeah I used him out but that doesn't mean….. ok I forgot what I was about to say."

"If you don't mind me asking, do you remember anything that happened last night, Wolfie." The panda man asked.

I stared at him.

"Who's Wolfie." I asked.

They all stared at me.

"What?" I asked again.

"You are." The albino said.

"Huh? I am?" I said, cocking my head to the side.

They all nodded.

"What happened last night." I asked looking at panda man.

They all shrugged.

"You tell us." Leather said.

"How the hell am I suppose to know, who are you guys?"

" I'm L"

"I'm Near."

"I'm Mello."

"I'm Matt."

"I'm Wat-"

"I really don't care who you are. But do I know you." I said.

They all shook their heads.

"You know me how…..?" I said.

L sighed.

Then he told me how they found me on the side of the rode and that I met them three years ago and that I lost all my memory.

"Ok, Wolfie, I'm going to say a few word and you're going to tell me the first three thing that comes to your mind." L said.

I nodded.

" Knife."

"blood, blood, plastic."

"tomato"

"food, food, food, I'm hungry, like really hungry.

"you can eat after I'm finished. Damn its hot in here."

Then he took his shirt off.

"You really need to put your shirt on or I'll attack your nipples."

"Ok what if I say Mello."

"leather, faggot and thong."

He cocked his head.

"He's wearing a lacey thong, WOMAN UNDERWEAR!,Mello is a big woman, lady, man"

"is that right." L said.

I nodded and pointed towards were Matt and Mello were having a really hot make-out session.

"Matt."

"Stripes, ginger, faggot."

"Near."

"cute, cuddly, and a sheep."

Near clapped his hands.

"ok, what if I say, me"

"you."

"No, I mean, me as in L."

"sexy, shirtless, sex- If you don't put a shirt on then I'll rape you." I said.

Everybody started laughing.

"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT! I WAS ANSWERING A QUESTION." I screamed.

They laughed harder.

"Your so FUCKIN' funny." Mello said between laughs.

"I'm so fuckin confused." I said.

They laughed harder.

I punched L in the gut.

"OWWWWWWW! Why would you go and do that to someone, you don't go and punch people in the gut, it doesn't work that way." He said recovering.

"Never do that again." He told me.

So, I did what Jesus would do and punched him in the gut and went to find the kitchen.