Truth or Dare!
Critter: Welcome to Warriors Dare Show! I'm your host, Critter! And this is-
Cristy: I'm Cristy!
*Critter scowls*
Critter: Well since this is the first show, we'll be making up all the dares today! First off-
Cristy: First off is Leafpool!
*Critter scowls*
Critter: Would you stop interrupting me?
Cristy: You have all the good lines!
Critter: I know, that's cause I'm the-
Cristy: That's 'cause she's the host!
*Critter scowls*
Critter: Anyways, Let's bring in Leafpool! Oh Hans!
*A giant hand brings in Leafpool*
Leafpool: What? What am I doing here? I have to go back to being sad with Squirrelflight!
Cristy: You're on the warriors dare show! Here's your dare!
*hands Leafpool a paper note*
Critter: Read it loud please!
Leafpool: Have your future told by Midnight, well that's not bad at all!
*Critter snickers*
Leafpool: Why did you do that?
Critter: Do what?
Leafpool: You know, laugh like that!
Critter: Into the room with Midnight!
* A small door opens a badger inside. Leafpool enters. Door closes.*
Cristy: Let's see what happening on the CATTV!
*Goes to flick switch, but Critter stops her*
Critter: I wouldn't do that,
Cristy: Why?
Critter: Just listen…
Leafpool: Hello Midnight! Midnight... what are you doing? Midnight! NOOOO-
*Vicious snarls and screams are heard.*
Cristy: That wasn't Midnight was it?
Critter: Nope.
Cristy: Who was it?
Critter: Just a badger I found in the forest.
Cristy: Oh well, next dare!
Critter: This one goes to Ferncloud!
Cristy: Who?
Critter: You know, Ferncloud? Dustpelt's mate? Mother of half of Thunderclan?
Cristy: Oh yes, the last one reminded me.
Critter: Oh Hans! Would you please bring in Ferncloud!
*Hans brings in a chubby she-cat*
Critter: Hello Ferncloud! My are you fat!
Ferncloud: I'm not fat, I'm expecting! Where am I?
Cristy: You're on the Dare Show!
Ferncloud gasps: The same place that Leafpool came back from!
Critter: Came back? We never let her leave! She must have escaped! Hans, fetch Leafpool for me, I have a special dare for her next!
*Hans appears with Leafpool*
Leafpool: No, not this again!
Critter: Shut up! It's Ferncloud's turn! Ferncloud, you dare is to tell the clans that all the kits you've ever had, weren't yours! You have to tell them they were Leafpool's!
Leafpool and Ferncloud: How did you know!
*Critter and Cristy look at each other*
Critter: I didn't, but thanks for telling us anyways! Good-bye Ferncloud!
*Ferncloud poofs*
Cristy: Let's watch it on CATTV!
*TV POPS OUT OF WALL*
Ferncloud jumps onto the gathering tree.
Dustpelt: Ferncloud what are you doing?
Ferncloud: I'm sorry Dustpelt, but I have a confession! All the kits I ever had were never mine! They are Leafpool's!
*Clans Gasp, then chase Ferncloud out of clan territory*
Dustpelt: Wait a minute! Shrewpaw was older than Leafpool!
*TV TURNS BLACK*
Critter: Well that was fun!
Cristy: Now for Leafpool! Your dare is to…
Critter: Have kits with….
*Small door opens revealing Purdy*
Leafpool: Purdy?
Purdy: What all this yellin' for, and where the darn tooten am I?
Critter: The Dare Show! You have to have kits with Leafpool!
Purdy: Who?
Leafpool: Me, Leafpool!
Purdy: Hello there Mousefur!
Cristy: What? She doesn't even look like Mousefur.
Critter: Let's get on with it! Into the room!
*Door opens and both cats walk in*
Purdy: I didn't see you before Longtail!
Leafpool: What? Longtail is a tom!
*Door closes*
Critter: Purdy is gay?
Cristy: What ever sinks your cheese.
Critter: What?
Cristy: The end!
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