Cybertronian Invasion: NERV V.S. The Decepticon Empire

Ok folks i've neglected this for too long so now i'll leave it up. This was never abandoned so I'll be updating as best i can. The back story in a nutshell)

Second Impact year 2000 the day the world changed: the Earth was hit by an "asteroid" but was actually the creature dubbed "Adam" and his awakening; this event threw the climate out of whack changing sea levels and reshaping the land. The axis was knocked off kilter worsening the effect. The capital city of Tokyo has been rebuilt twice thus being known as Tokyo 3. In this future world 2015 planet Earth is under attack by alien-like creatures called simply "Angels". The secret organization called NERV who headed by Gendou Ikari has built 3 huge bio-mechanical constructions called Evangelions to combat the Angel threat. Their pilots: Shinji Ikari a whiny manic-depressive and Gendou's own son, Asuka Soryu Langley the brash and abusive German redhead and the 3rd Rei Ayanami an almost emotionless puppet of NERV's whose only purpose is to be used for their ulterior motives. The story here takes place 27 hours after the pilots destroy the spider-like 9th Angel named Matarael.

-NERV-

Asuka on her way out from NERV headquarters locker room and noticed that Rei was being abnormally quiet. Shuddering Asuka really didn't like Rei that much, Rei that strange blue haired red eyed pilot it's as if the woman was a person time forgot and forgot… and forgot some more. It went against her better judgment and patience but Asuka was going to get this girl a social life even if it killed her in the process. And it was going to start now. She cautiously approached her query w/stealth until she… lost Rei… her query. But what Asuka didn't see was that Rei was behind her.

Rei (monotone): Pilot Soryu? Asuka just about jumped 10 ft into the air.

Asuka (startled): AAAACCCCKKKK! Asuka trying to contain her temper groans to herself.

Asuka (groans/eyebrow twitches): What're ya stupid are ya trying to give me a heart attack Wondergirl? Rei just talked to her fellow pilot the way she always did. Rei stared at Asuka w/those ruby red orbs and Asuka cringed.

Rei (monotone): Pilot Soryu I did not mean to frighten you but you were stalking me? Yes? Asuka groans to herself. One wonders what kinds of thoughts are going through Miss Soryu's head at the moment but they obviously weren't pleasant to say the least (*hint hint* murder;).

Asuka (mentally): Easy Asuka easy there girl don't kill wondergirl yet… no… not before your mission is done. (spoken/firm) Look Rei from what I can figure it seems you live only to do 2 things only, 1: fight Angels and 2: school and that's it. I can't figure you out WonderGirl live a little, go out, laugh, gossip, even smiling would be nice. Using my college intellect of that leads me to only 1 choice. You need a social life Wonder Girl and you need it now. Rei just blinked at her redheaded pilot comrade.

Rei (simply): Why? Asuka face-falls. Asuka picks herself up and rubs her temple in frustration.

Asuka (groans/eyebrow twitches): Because that's what we normal folk do.

Rei (blinks): Normal? Asuka was absolutely trying so desperately to contain her temper because now she really wanted to strangle Rei.

Asuka (eyebrow twitches): Normal everyday people Wonder Girl. Rei seemed totally lost.

Rei (blinks): Normal?

Asuka (runs w/Rei): Because that's how people act and you are a people there missy now c'mon. The 2 teen girls ran (Asuka dragging Rei) through the building until they well literally bumped into Shinji knocking him down and all the important documents he was carrying went flying up in the air.

Shinji (rubs head): Hey what's the deal I just got those documents sorted. Shinji gulped expecting Asuka's volcanic temper to erupt… only saw nothing. Asuka helped him up (odd for her) and suddenly grabbed his wrist and started running again.

Asuka (running): Long story dork but I'll explain when we get home. Not before not after got it. Asuka made a death glare directly at Shinji who gulped. The 3 continued their run until Misato their guardian spotted them and was not happy. Their flirtatious (I was gonna put in well y'know… the story's for the kids here geez y'know E10+) guardian shouted at them to well… take a guess.

Misato (shouts): Hey you 3 no running in the halls! The 3 teens paid her no attention whatsoever and ran out the exit.

Misato (sighs): This is what you get when ya raise teenagers. I'll never change them. She sighed again.

-Deep space near planet Mars

Little did the 3 teens or anyone else on Earth know it but a new evil is arriving but at that moment near Mars as a middle sized starship emerged slowly from a worm-hole. This medium ship was iron-grey in color and looked like a giant boat oar w/large metal panels on its sides. On its massive hull was a red face-like symbol that seemed to almost inspire courage. Looking out from this ship's bridge was a robot named Prowl; he was a Cybertronian a being from the planet Cybertron light years away from Earth 4.5 light years to be precise.

On this large metallic world (equal to Saturn's size) war continues to plague the planet. In Cybertron's past 9 million years exactly the Autobots and Mini-Cons suddenly find themselves fighting the newly created Decepticon faction. Over eons their respective leaders Optimus Prime and Megatron and their many forces drained Cybertron's once rich sources of energy and eventually Alpha Trion an old wise Autobot decided that the planet's most important artifacts: The Omega Lock, The Key to Vector Sigma, The Allspark, and the final The Golden Disc of the Vok would be sent into deep space never to seen again… until now.

For you see the starship near Mars is the Axalon a middle sized ship of intricate design. The Axalon is carrying a small crew consisting of the vain fighter Sunstreaker, his friendly jock of a brother Sideswipe, air warrior Powerglide, introverted young communications officer/science advisor Glyph, fresh warrior Cliffjumper, espionage expert Bumblebee, cocky Hot Rod their cavalier/sharpshooter, and w/Prowl leading the Axalon on its mission to find sources of energy rich enough to convert into Energon a light orange plasma material: it is a Cybertronian's fuel source. Apparently to Axalon's sensors Mars close neighbor planet Earth is rich in energy. Their ship computer instantly creates a worm hole to jump to Earth. Soon they arrive… and the sight of such a large blue world 75% covered by liquid water is astounding to them, but the Autobots are peace loving beings and are here only to explore not destroy. The Cybertronian car mode based Bumblebee stared out the windows on the Axalon's bridge. He stuck his face plate right against the pane.

Bumblebee (mesmerized): Sweet Primus lookit all the water! I've never seen a planet w/so much liquid H2O before. We gotta explore it Powerglide and get the others along. The small yellow robot turned to a slightly taller red mechanoid resembling a jet. He had a can of some kind in his hand. It was an Energon ration used for long star trips.

Powerglide (gazes too/sips Energon canister): Yeah little bug buddy it sure is a weird place its covered w/ancient craters I'm sure Jetfire and Treadbolt would love to explore 'em. But the sensors show the on the planet's south polar cap is completely shattered hmm wonder what happened to it? We'll contact them later after we take a look around the surface. Well what're we waitin' for bug buddy? Let's go see this rock. Excited Bumblebee ran around the bridge and went after Powerglide as the 2 robots scampered out the door.

-Commanders office -

Prowl sat at his desk… err his commander's desk. Prowl sighed as he thought about how Optimus was somewhat of an idealist always trying to reason w/Megatron but always failed but Prowl admired his leader's persistence. When Prowl was on Cybertron he was a law enforcement vehicle and he always used his brain module to figure out problems. It was this logic that drives him crazy about the Decepticon agenda, though their insistence on progress through conquest is growth he can't fathom the needless loss of life, art, and resources on the sake of military power. That thought aside Prowl sifted through data-pad after data-pad it all said the same thing this planet Earth indeed had many sources of energy just as the Vok Disc had predicted. The problem was the race of beings already inhabiting this planet: humans or "Homo sapiens" according to their computer files. Prowl thought if the Autobots make the energon w/out any regard to them then they're no better than the 'cons. Still he would have to send a small party to scope a city the humans called Tokyo 3. It was a gamble but it could pay off.

Prowl (sighs): Oh slag. If the Decepticons come at us at full force since they did when the Axalon was launched we'll be slaughtered for sure. (gets up and walks to computer interface/types in command) Then I'll set the ship's distress beacon to go off even if we spot only 1 'con. Prowl got up and walked over the intercom.

Prowl (speaks into intercom): Prowl calling all Autobots meet me in the briefing chamber in 3 breems Prowl out.

-Sunstreaker/Sideswipe quarters-

Meanwhile in their quarters Sidewsipe and Sunstreaker were having an arm wrestle contest. While they were doing they were discussing a very important question: Who was the most attractive female Autobot? As the 2 brothers struggled to win over the other they discussed it.

Sideswipe (struggles): I'm tellin' 'Streaker its Smallfoot now she's a nice one nice red body shiny green eyes and I tell ya more she has a crush on Ironhide. Sunstreaker scoffed at the idea. Shy wallflower Smallfoot swooning over Ironhide it didn't add up what would Chromia think? Somehow his bro got this information from somewhere and he going to get it outta him 1 way or another.

Sunstreaker (struggles): Where'd your gossip come from? Roulette maybe? I hear she has a thing for Getaway. Now he's a lucky slag-head. Sunstreaker noticed Sideswipe wasn't giving up easily and apparently Sunstreaker was wrong.

Sideswipe (struggles): Nah… she's w/Tracks that's who I got it from. Sunstreaker threw a wild card at his brother.

Sunstreaker (struggles): How about… Elita-1? Sunstreaker just hit the right button.

Sideswipe (struggles/nervous): Prime's lady no I can't think about her like that it's improper. Elita-1 has a grace that no other female has. You don't gawk at her 1. She'll get Optimus 2. She'll beat the slag outta you and 3 it's not proper. Here how about this you know Glyph well a little bird-bot named Raindance told me she has a thing for you. (Sees brothers reaction) How do ya like them microchips huh? Sunstreaker was speechless, Glyph the little introverted wallflower who barely leaves her work, the same Glyph who when she spoke sounded just like Perceptor that is science… meaning you couldn't understand heads or taillights out of it.

Sunstreaker (struggles): Grr. Yer puttin' me on Sideswipe. The brother's game continued until the intercom came on. Prowl needed them for their 1st mission.

Prowl (through intercom): Prowl calling all Autobots meet me in the Briefing Room immediately. Prowl out. In haste Sideswipe threw down his brothers arm winning but the shaking table knocked over an Energon can spilling it on Sunstreaker's forearm. Sideswipe then ran out the door.

Sunstreaker (pissed/jumps up): Slag! Sideswipe I just bleached my slagging body enamel! Come back here! Sunstreaker angrily took after his brother to the Briefing Room. When the 2 got there they noticed the other crew members were present (Bumblebee, Cliffjumper, Glyph, Hot Rod, Powerglide, and of course Prowl).

-Briefing Room-

Prowl brought up the holographic map of the human city Tokyo 3. Gylph walked over to the console and typed up scenarios for protocol.

Glyph (looks at map): From what I can gather Tokyo 3 has rebuilt at least twice. There's a large facility there called NERV. Their computer systems claim alien-like creatures dubbed "Angels" have been attacking for a few weeks now. This means we'll have to blend in meaning we'll have to don some of the local vehicles and wait to reveal ourselves under circumstances warrant it. Any questions boys? None good. Well then we'll be going now Prowl. Prowl got a startled look along w/the rest of the crew.

Prowl (pause before speaking): Glyph you can't leave who's going to run protocols while you're gone certainly not me you're the scientist here Perceptor's on the Ark 2 light years away. Glyph got right in Prowl's face. She started staring him down w/her big bright powder blue optics.

Gylph (points finger): Now who was just lecturing me on being more sociable w/my comrade's well? It was you Prowl remember? Prowl hated being put on the spot.

Prowl (humphs): Ahh… go with 'em. Like ya said it'll do you good. You all go on ahead I'll make my way down in a few breems 5 at the most. Prowl's crew walked out of the room but as Hot Rod went out the door Prowl pulled him aside.

Prowl (points finger): Oh… and Hot Rod no cowbot scrap. If I catch you causing any kind of ruckus any at all oh let me think… like drag racing at the Ancients Chamber… I'll put yer tailpipe in a sling and throw it all the way to Junk. Got it kid? Hot Rod grinned and did a solute.

Hot Rod (grins and solutes): Yes sir sub-commander Prowl sir! Hot Rod then walked of the Briefing Room then walked a little ways and muttered.

Hot Rod (muttering): I was entertaining Arcee and Wheeljack ya old empty.

-Tokyo 3 streets-

Shinji, Asuka, and Rei walked down the streets and walked by the old waterfront and looked out into the bay. Asuka took a big whiff of the briny salt laden air.

Asuka (takes big inhale): Smell that salty sea air good for the old lungs. If the weather keeps up like this I can go to the beach and get tanned and bronze up like a goddess.

Rei just blinked and Shinji just shook his head. Asuka turned an about face and started walking further down the sidewalk.

Asuka (calls): This way please people. Rei and Shinji followed w/out an argument (to keep from setting her temper off (would you wanna get Asuka angry?). As they walked they saw a large parking lot where a few cars were parked. Of course there were always cars parked there but what struck the teens were the model types: there were 2 Lamborghini Murcielagos 1 red 1 yellow w/exposed engine blocks, 2 Citroen Xsaras again 1 red 1 yellow, a blue go-cart resembling a Citroen Xsara, a deep almost blood red 1975 Dome Zero w/a flame deco (someone had a lot of money!), meanwhile a red Pigmy An-255 Cossack Transport Plane flew overhead unnoticed. Asuka scampered over to them and was staring dreamily at them. Shinji and Rei reluctantly followed her. Rei seemed captivated by the blue Citroen Xsara go-cart. Most people didn't know it but Rei liked the color blue of most of all but then again most people didn't even want to get to know Rei. Shinji just stared at the red Peugeot Xsara. Shinji really wanted to be 16 right now as he was 14 and race that down Tokyo Speedway.

Asuka (sighs): I'd love for Kaji or Brad Pitt to pick me up in 1 of these. Oh… a girl can dream oh well. Asuka traced her finger over the yellow Lamborghini (Sunstreaker) feeling the cold metal under her hands wait cold metal? Asuka put her hand on the hood… it was cold too. Asuka mouthed for Rei and Shinji to come over and look at it.

Shinji (nervously): What's the problem Asuka?

Asuka (scratches chin): What's the problem ya say? Put yer hands on that cars hood. Trust me something's off. After some initial hesitation they put their open palms on its hood. The hood was cold.

Shinji (puzzled): That's odd it feel cold like metal but it's supposed to be fiberglass that absorbs heat. Asuka then throws her head back and laughs.

Asuka (laughs in triumph): Exactly. Something's fishy w/this Lamborghini. I wanna know what.

The Axalon crew didn't know what to do. Prowl said to keep a low profile unless it's an emergency. Granted that's no problem as the nearest Decepticon was near planet Devalaw 10 light-years from Earth no concern what was a concern was Sunstreaker's obsession w/being super trendy in Earth terms "a pretty boy". The Autobots talk in a low frequency well under the human's hearing range.

Glyph (astonished/low): I'll be slagged look at this Bumblebee young humans not just but human male and female interaction Primus this planet definitely needs further study I'll have to ask Prime if I can station here for a few vorns. Cliffjumper chuckled catching her attention.

Glyph (grumbles): What's yer problem Cliff?

Cliffjumper (cackles): Glyph we came to scope out the planet to get Energon not study the wildlife so stop studying and start scopin'. When is it our job to study carbons? Glyph humphs.

Glyph (groans): We're here also to study the planet that's including the carbons Cliffjumper slag you're so stubborn! This is no way to talk to a lady! Cliffjumper growls back.

Cliffjumper (growls): I'm stubborn yer the 1 who waste's more energy playing w/chips and you're no lady! Since when does a female mechanism start saying slag? From Gylph's hood came steam as she was mad… really mad. The 3 teens still didn't hear anything from the Axalon crew. Asuka looked on the roof of the yellow Lamborghini and found something odd. A red face of some kind was branded onto the metal. Asuka motioned for her other 2 companions over. Rei was startled by the steam coming from the blue go-cart (Glyph).

Asuka (notices Autobot insignia): What's this insignia mean? Wonder girl have you ever seen anything like this? Rei then took a look at it.

Rei (examines insignia): I have never seen this symbol before nor do I have any recollection of anything like it. Perhaps if I get a sample for study we will get answers.

Rei started to pick at the symbols paint w/her fingernail. This act did not sit well w/the ego-maniac Sunstreaker (when would it ever sit well w/him? (ha ha).

Sunstreaker (low voice/pissed): Hello Cybertron to everyone! That kid's gonna fissure my finish I'm outta here! Sunstreaker revved up his engine and tore outta there as if Unicron's horseman were after him. The sudden start scared the crap out of the kids.

Asuka (spooked): Holy ****! What was that? Cars driving w/out drivers?

Sideswipe (low voice/agreeing): My brother's right I'm going out around the town. I'm only gonna function once. See ya! Then Sideswipe revved up his engine and tore after Sunstreaker getting the same looks from the pilots. Asuka's hair flew in her face, frantic she patted it down real quickly.

Asuka (straightens hair): Mein Gott! What was that? She scratched her forehead puzzled beyond belief.

Shinji (thinks): Maybe they're some new remotely controlled cars made by NERV. What do you think Rei? Rei turned to her piloting comrade.

Rei (blinks in response): I agree pilot Ikari. Though something is afoot something unusual and perhaps deadly. Asuka looked at her funny then suddenly she grabbed both of her companions and ran off to a nearby discount store across the street.

-Discount shop-

Asuka looked through some of the girls clothes and handed them to Shinji. The boy groaned a bit at being the carrier for the redheaded German.

Shinji (nervous): Asuka don't you think you've got enough clothes already? Shinji was nervous then again he was always nervous.

Asuka (laughs): Oh ye of little faith. You dunce no they're not for me they're for Rei as you already know her apartment is… well dead and looks more like a dungeon not a house. Definitely not a very pleasant place to live. I'm gonna try to turn Wonder Girl into a babe. Asuka started laughing to herself and people started staring.

-highway road-

The 2 Autobot brothers Sunstreaker and Sideswipe were apparently taking in the sights. This planet was primitive but quaint. The 2 still spoke under the hearing range of Tokyo 3's civilians. What people saw as 2 driver-less and possibly remote controlled cars the brothers were able to drive to an old lookout point in the hills. They had a nice view of the Tokyo 3 city and the facility humans called NERV. For a few moments the brothers didn't speak until Sideswipe broke the ice.

Sideswipe (explains): Sideswipe y'know this planet isn't so bad. If ya think about it has a war going on and so do we. On another note let's see Prowl said investigate places of abundant energy. And I'm guessing NERV is a good place to start. I'm getting pretty strong readings from the place. I'm gonna check it from the air. Sunstreaker got all huffy.

Sunstreaker (panics): Hey, hey, hey there bro have ya blown a logic circuit! Those carbon-based human critters will spot you w/their radar ya can't go.

Sideswipe (laughs): Hey don't worry bro I'll be fine I'll use the gizmo Wheeljack made for stealth missions on Valganis 7. Sideswipe transformed then vanished from sight and and became airborne since a bit of dust was blown from where he dissappeared. Sunstreaker then went into a state of semi-stasis (meaning his main basic functions still online but his less important other functions are in a state of dormancy).

-parking lot-

Meanwhile back in the parking lot our heroes are getting restless Hot Rod especially the orders of keep a low profile was driving him crazy.

Hot Rod (suddenly): I've had it! I'm bored! I'm getting organic waste dropped on me! And I'm going crazy! I gotta explore this place I'm tired of sitting around to rust! Steam began pouring from Hot Rod's hood. Bumblebee tried calming him down.

Bumblebee (concerned): But Hot Rod we have our orders. Prowl always said… Hot Rod cut him off right there.

Hot Rod (shouts): Ah… Prowl always says! Orders schmorders! I'm tired of this slag! Sittin around and waitin' I wanna live free and wild! Bumblebee and Cliffjumper? How about you Glyph? Huh? Ya wanna speed the roads here? Glyph replied nervously.

Glyph (nervous): But Prowl said to stay and keep a low profile we can't just disobey orders just to keep ourselves from getting a case of boredom!

Bumblebee (coaxing her): Yeah c'mon let's do it! C'mon Glyph it'll get your servos going you don't know the rush ya get from high speed! Glyph went silent as if to scientifically and logically figure it out. Soon she came to a conclusion.

Glyph (cheerful): Ok I'll go and I'll do it. It's rather uninteresting doing nothing just sitting around waiting to rust and corrode. Cliffjumper let out a cheer.

Cliffjumper (cheers): That's a great fem-bot there! Let's ride! The bots revved up their engines and tore outta there. While driving Hot Rod adjusted his radio frequency and the quartet tuned to a song called Dare written by a human called Stan Bush (hah hah reference!).

(Dare by Stan Bush plays)

Meanwhile miles above them Powerglide grumbled to himself. Looks like the kids have gotten into potential trouble.

Powerglide (sighs): I told Prowl I was afraid of something like this happening. I'll keep an optic or 2 on them for while but if those kids cause trouble any at all I'm reporting them to Prowl and Optimus.

-city streets -

After Asuka had done her shopping for Rei she and her 2 other companions decided to walk down the city streets on their way to Misato's apartment. The 3 of them were loaded down w/packages.

Rei (quizzically): Pilot Soryu does 1 really have a need for all these clothes? Asuka was about to answer her when a quartet of high speeding autos were speeding through the street startling people and causing them to leap out the way for safety.

Shinji (scratches head): Weren't those the cars from the parking lot? Rei decided to answer him.

Rei (simply): Correct observation Pilot Ikari. 4 of the parked vehicles are apparently the same ones from earlier. Asuka jumped in to the conversation to add her 2 cents.

Asuka (in thought): Why would NERV build remote cars and then have them joyride through the city? Besides someone could get hurt particularly Asuka herself. Asuka being the trio's brains decided to keep an eye on those mechanical monsters.

-Meanwhile-

At NERV headquarters a police call came in and it was a weird 1 at that. Misato picked up the phone and answered the frantic police.

Misato (skeptical): Cars w/out a driver tearing up the streets? Ya gotta be effing w/me! OK, Ok we'll look into it OK. (Slams phone) Idiot! Her mouth caught the attention of a blonde woman near named Ritsuko Akagi her as well as her commander Gendou Ikari.

Ritsuko (thinks): I wonder if… Her thoughts were cut off by her commander.

G. Ikari (in thought): Perhaps those vehicles are SEELE's handiwork. If we can get our hands on 1 we'll find out exactly what it is. Suddenly the alarm wailed.

Maya (examines data): I'm detecting a metallic object 500 ft. above NERV. It apparently has some kind cloaking device on it but I'm detecting unusual energy signatures… ones how to say not earthlike.

-city streets

Prowl (hears police call/pissed): Of all the ways to disobey an order! Ooh that Hot Rod and after that talk I gave him. Ooh I knew this would happen! Not only that but he's dragged Cliffjumper, Bumblebee, Glyph involved in it then I've Sideswipe and Sunstreaker disappear somewhere. I'm gon' wring their metal hides for this! Just wait 'till I get there! The police car styled alien machine sped off to wring the metal hides of his joyriding crew.

-sky

Sideswipe was going about business as usual and admiring the sights. Cybertron's topography had nothing on this world. The large volcanic mountain the humans named Mt. Fujiyama was especially pleasing to his optic sensors until he's blinded by a light.

Sideswipe (see light): Huh? What's that? (gets hit) PUHHH! Sideswipe was hit by a particle buster. The blast sends him into instant Stasis Lock. When he hits the ground NERV's trucks take him back for study.

-Hot Rod and his companions-

Hot Rod and the others were having the time of their lives, driving to their sparks content. The 4 came to a draw-bridge that started to (as a boat was passing) rise up and Glyph, Bumblebee and Cliffjumper got nervous as the bridge's gap got bigger.

Glyph (concerned): That boats in our way! Hot Rod just revved his engine up even more and sped ahead.

Hot Rod (sure): Wrong! It's our way over! Using his plasma injected fueled exhaust pipe Hot Rod accelerated his speed and sped over the ever increasing draw bridge's gap. (at full speed): YYYEEEAAHHH! Hot Rod flew over it and landed hard on the other side. The teenage Cybertronian's young companions decided it to be reasonably safe and they went for it.

Glyph/Cliffjumper/Bumblebee (unison/full speed): YYYEEAAHH! The 3 car-bots rocketed across the draw-bridge and landed safely on the other side. The 4 hot-dogging Autobots continued on their marry drive blissfully unaware that evil has followed them to Earth.

Parked nearby to the discount store was a white Peugeot Xsara w/purple markings nearby it a black/white Indy racer w/red markings sat unattended, and a 2nd yellow Indy w/maroon markings and also nearby a large tanker truck sat idle. Though they resembled Earth vehicles they were in fact Decepticon spies. It seemed that Prowl's predictions have been founded after all. The 4 were consisting of the mad fembot Crasher a maniacal woman who loved destruction, the white Citroen Xsara alias Bug Bite a cruel science/chemical engineer, who was the arrogant Drag Strip a mechanoid who had a psychotic need to feel superior.

The final was the cruel triple changing fueler Octane, disliked by his allies as he was a slag-hole (Cybertron's version of an ***hole) they only put up w/him for his Energon stashes. The 3 teens walked out of the store and noticed the Decepticons parked motionless… unaware they were staring at some of the galaxy's most evil warriors. Asuka walked over to the black/red Indy. The Decepticons spoke in a frequency below the puny humans hearing range just like the Autobots did.

Rei (perplexed): Pilot Soryu what reason would an Indy Racer be doing on the main road? She turned to Asuka for answers.

Asuka (sighs): For once woman I have not a clue. But look at this there's some kind of purple symbol on the hood. Rei and Shinji took a look at it. The said symbol was purple and resembled an evil crown almost symbolizing pure evil. Though Rei didn't show it to the others the insignia frightened her... a lot. Asuka decided to get a better look at the said Indy. She looked at from every angle, over the hood, under the hood, tires, and of course the spoiler. Asuka finally had her mind made up. She then patted the car hard.

Asuka (pats Crasher hard): Now this is a car gots loads of power. Good for speed and more speed. Asuka smiled as she daydreamed. Crasher got angry.

Crasher (angry): That human's touching my precious paint job! The fembot complained while Octane, Bug Bite, and Drag Strip laugh amongst themselves.

Octane (chuckles): Patience Crasher what're ya afraid of… some Earth germs? I thought the great Crasher fears nothing. Crasher started fuming and exploded on Octane. Steam began pouring from her engine inciting puzzled looks from the 3 pilots.

Crasher (pissed): Why you… you… how dare you! Talk to me like that again and I'll shove yer head module up your afterburner! The group's attention turned to the sky an odd shuttle gliding on reentry but something…something about it made Rei uneasy until suddenly Rei figured it out.

Rei (hmms): Pilots Soryu Ikari if I remember correctly that experimental shuttle was named "Yamato" and was hit by a solar flare which fried its circuits and then wandered into Venus' orbit captured and burned up as it fell into the planet's atmosphere so why is it trying to land? Her 2 companions looked at her as if their jaws were about to fall off.

Shinji (in shock): Say what! Asuka had a similar reaction.

Asuka (in equal shock): Yer kiddin' Rei? Right? Rei just shook her head when she noticed something weird… very weird. The shuttle began to twist, turn, contort and change its body into something else. The 3 teenagers just looked on as the shuttle transformed into a bullet train and the shuttle/train landed on the nearby express tracks and sped away. As the train sped along it received a transmission from its allies those parked vehicles. For you see this was no shuttle/bullet train it was Astrotrain the Decepticon another triple-changer and military transport warrior. Some warriors say he was 1 of the most effective Decepticons ever to wage war on the Autobots.

Bug Bite (soft cackle): I say we wipe these humans off the Earth's surface. Besides these humans are important you know. The other Decepticons were puzzled by Bug Bite's logic or for that matter what the slag he was referring to.

Octane (miffed): What scientific gobbledy-guk you talking about Bug Bite? Bug Bite let out a laugh 1 loud enough or the pilots to hear therefore scaring the crap out of them. Bug Bite then spoke in the human hearing range. Of course to the kids this was just plain weird. A car talking? Its impossible right?

Bug Bite (cackles): Simple my dear Octane these humans work for that facility NERV. Capturing them should give us access to untold amounts of energy. Now Decepticons… Transform!

Suddenly the vehicles began to change. The Citroen Xsara's doors separated from the chassis while the hood reformed into legs and the roof became a chest and finally a head emerged from the torso and Bug Bite struck a pose. The 2 Indy's rear ends unfolded and separated becoming legs while the mid section formed into full torsos/heads/ and arms and Drag Strip and Crasher pose.

The tanker truck's cab then split and became legs while 2 nosecones appeared from the rear end and reformed into arms and on its back wings appeared and finally a head sprouted up and 2 mean weapons materialized 1st a 4 barreled laser and some bladed crushing claw.

To make matters worse the weird shuttle/train's front split and turned into arms while the back end reformed to become legs and the wings shifted to the back while a head emerged. The 5 Decepticons surround our pilots cutting off escape routes and scaring bystanders nearby.

Bug Bite (stretches): Bug Bite battle ready! I wanna see how these things tick. Maybe if I dissect 1 I'll get answers. Bug Bite let out a cackle.

Octane (laughs): Hold on Bug Bite hold on. Just gotta wait a bit. Our 3 EVA pilots cowered against a building wall. Even Rei the high school ice queen was at this point definitely terrified. Asuka summoned up to rest of her courage and boldly asked who or what these ***wipes were.

Asuka (terrified): Who… or what are you? Crasher bent herself down smirking.

Crasher (bends down): We're Decepticons human germ and soon this whole planet'll belong to us. Crasher then made a witchy laugh. Suddenly she heard a response… from someone she never wanted to hear from along w/several engines.

Cliffjumper (disgusted): Ahh blow it out yer tailpipe Crasher! The red Citroen Xsara was talking… the car was talking! The blue go-cart Citroen Xsara revved her engine.

Glyph (growls): Crasher I knew you. Once I thought you were the slag… but committing atrocities across the galaxy and endangering innocent lives? I'll teach you a lesson! The '75 Doma Zero then cut into the coversation.

Hot Rod (stern): The 3 of you get out of here! The teens looked in shock as the '75 Doma Zero was talking then the chassis split here and there, the hood became arms and a head while the back end worked itself into legs and the spoiler became back fins. The yellow and red Citroen Xsara's doors separated from the chassis while the hoods reformed into legs and the roofs became chests and finally heads emerged from the torsos. Bumblebee and Cliffjumper strike battle poses. The go-cart Citroen Xsara did the process as well and Glyph (who had a girl's face complete w/blue lips) struck a feminine fighting pose. The same Pygmy An-255 Cossack Transport Plane flew overhead and its bottom shifted and reformed into legs while the engines became arms and a head shot up from the planes back. Powerglide then joined his fellow Autobots to save some lives.

The 5 heroic Cybertronians sized up the opposition to assess their strength and the danger to the innocent humans. Cliffjumper crossed his arms in disgust.

Cliffjumper (sarcastic): Just yer basic Decepticon wreckage. Nothing special.

Powerglide (agrees): Couldn't have said it better myself Cliffjumper. (makes stance)

Let's give 'em the old Powerglide pow! The 5 Autobot warriors face off against the 5 Decepticon super warriors. For a few moments the sides just stared each other down. Then Crasher then started laughing manically.

Crasher (laughs manically): Then it's time we rumble. (makes stance) COME ON YOU WORTHLESS SLAG! Hot Rod sneered.

Hot Rod (humphs): Heh… I got just the battle theme. Ok tune here… ah… there we are.

Now Autobots charge into battle! Hot Rod's radio speakers start blaring an Earth song Dragula the Hotrod Herman Remix by a man named Rob Zombie (about time for some *** kicking… finally!).

The 5 Autobots charge into combat and split off into groups (Hot Rod VS Crasher), (Glyph VS Bug Bite), (Bumblebee VS Astrotrain), (Cliffjumper VS Octane) and finally (Powerglide VS Drag Strip).

-(Hot Rod VS Crasher)

Hot Rod rocketed toward Crasher at full speed. The she-bot did the same and the 2 bots fists collide in a clash of power leveling everything around in a spherical blast of power. Crasher then gives Hot Rod a left hook and the young Autobot did the same.

Crasher (sneers): This is getting boring mind if I cut the battle short? Crasher retracted her left hand and in its place appeared a glowing green Energon machete. Hot Rod smirks and did the same w/his right hand but he had a red Energon saw instead. The 2 warriors rush each other and (pause) Hot Rod has a small gash on his shoulder while Crasher has a slash across her chest. Crasher growls at response to her damaged "beauty". Hot Rod then rushed Crasher again and swiped her torso again and Crasher furious then swings a punch at Hot Rod's engine block puncturing it. Hot Rod staggers a bit back trying to recover while Crasher awaits his next move. Though the 2 of them were damaged a bit both fighters seemed ready for more.

Hot Rod (roars): COME ON!

-(Glyph VS Bug Bite)

Glyph's 1st problem was to get the 3 human's out of the battle site and the 2nd avoiding Bug Bite's micro sonic-machine gun as he was spraying the city streets w/ammo. The once gleaming buildings were now charred, pitted and worn. Glyph hated war more so than her fellow pacifist Beachcomber. She ran at full speed as she finally approached the 3 human teenagers. Unfortunately they were completely terrified of her.

Glyph (reaches out hand): Come w/me. Asuka just shouted her answer back.

Asuka (panic): GET AWAY FROM ME YA METAL MONSTER! Shinji and Rei just exchanged glances at each other almost as if… saying goodbye. Seeing any being like this broke Glyph's Spark. But she had a job to do.

Glyph (firm): Sorry miss red-head but I gotta get you 3 out of here (transforms) get in! (sees hesitance) Do ya wanna die! Reluctantly the children got into Glyph and were whisked to a small alley. Transforming Glyph then and revved herself up and tore after Bug Bite ramming him sending him flying and landing in a garbage bin. Bug Bite took a banana peel off his shoulder and groaned in disgust.

Bug Bite (at this point pissed): Why you little… you little glitch I'll turn you to slag for that!

Bug Bite then picked up Glyph and threw her into a garden shop but the spry fem-bot transformed in midair and kicked off the shops wall and hurled herself at him slammed his head module hard into the asphalt making a small crater then kicked him in his torso sending him hard into a building making a crater. Then Glyph using her feet wheels sped along and extended 2 fingers and slammed them into the Decepticon's door-shield… then seconds later the door shatters. Bug Bite falls on knees clutching what's left of his door-shield.

Bug Bite (in pain): AAAHHHH! How did you? Glyph then strikes a fighting pose.

Glyph (makes stance): "Crystalocution". C'mon. The fight continues elsewhere.

-(Cliffjumper VS Octane)

Octane seems to be having trouble as in targeting his opponent Cliffjumper. The spry Autobot was quite agile to say the least. Every time Octane had him in his sights the Autobrat would jump from sight. Then he disappeared altogether and it made Octane mad.

Octane (impatient): Come on out Autobot I'm getting bored come out and face your death! Suddenly his jaw was clipped by an anger powered fist.

Cliffjumper (taunting): Ahh cool it Octane you waste more energy w/your mouth than refueling yer comrades. Cliffjumper charged the ruthless mechanoid only to be grabbed by Octane's melee weapon "Blade Crusher".

Octane (sneers): I'll crush you in 2 Autobrat! Nah-ha-hah-gahh-nah!

Octane proceeded to crush the hapless Autobot in 2 all the while Cliffjumper struggles to free himself.

Cliffjumper (struggles): ARGH! Octane then threw the Autobot warrior into a brick wall shattering it and then flew into a bank vault leaving a huge dent in it. Cliffjumper then summoned his weapon dubbed "Glass-Gas Rifle". Cliffjumper pointed it at Octane sternly. Octane just laughs.

Octane (smirks): Heh! And what's that wing-nut shooter for? Cliffjumper fired his weapon and completely coated Octane's "Blade Crusher" then landed a punch to it shattering it into scrap. Octane decided to play it safe and retreat while he was still functioning. Cliffjumper chased after him firing Glass-Gas shots at him. Meanwhile while all of this was going on a news van (and a news reporter) was recording the fight of these mega sized metallic titans.

News woman (nervous): People of Tokyo 3 we're coming to you live in the center of downtown where a heated battle is taking place, 10 giant robots appear to battling a fight to the death. Be warned though this situation is graphic. Wait… It seems to be heating up as the machines continue to pummel each other. Collateral damages are mounting up and seems the city has seen its last day… This is Suigin News Network coming live from the battle scene… perhaps for the last time.

-(Bumblebee VS Astrotrain)

Bumblebee grumbled to himself he was a spy not a fighter but he had a job to do.

Astrotrain had him pinned near a flower shop and to make matters worse the triple-changer was showering the area w/ammo. Suddenly the mini-bot got an idea.

Bumblebee (cocky/gets idea): Hey Astrotrain is that your blaster or your walking cane? Bumblebee then jumped from the surrounding debris getting… err taunting the Decepticon's attention.

Astrotrain (angry): Why you little glitch! I'll fry yer circuits! Here energize this! Astrotrain charged up his buster and fired a shot at the flower shop blowing it up. Bumblebee looked its wreckage over… the many plants it once sold were now burned and charred. Bumblebee got mad at this point but unfortunately Astrotrain shot a few rounds off preventing him from retaliating. A shot just missed his foot.

Bumblebee (panics): Yipes! Bumblebee then runs under a storefront to rethink out his strategy. His audio receptors pick up something coming toward them. He looked and saw the humans military were trying to intervene… like that would help.

A tank fired an armor piercing shell at Astrotrain… unfortunately it didn't do much damage partly attributed to Astrotrain's dense metal alloy skin.

Astrotrain (angry): Why you little germs! Here… a present from me to you! Bumblebee watched in horror as the triple changer opened fire on the helpless being's ground weapons. The shot made the tank glow red fortunately the operators escaped just in time. Bumblebee at this point was angry.

Bumblebee (angry): Why you… dirty… slag-hole! You're gonna pay for that! Bumblebee then fired a few buster rounds. Bumblebee and Astrotrain fired shot after shot turning the city street into a shooting range.

-NERV-

Misato was just about to take a snooze in the lounge when her friend Ritsuko looking panicked and looked out of breath came running into the room.

Misato (curious): Problem? Ritsuko just turned the TV on revealing a very disturbing news report.

News woman (via TV report/nervous): People of Tokyo 3 we're coming to you live in the center of downtown where a heated battle is taking place, 10 giant robots appear to battling a fight to the death. Be warned though this situation is graphic. Wait… It seems to be heating up as the machines continue pummel each other. Collateral damages are mounting up and seems the city has seen its last day… This is Suigin News Network coming live from the battle scene… perhaps for the last time.

Ritsuko (turns on TV): That's the problem. Just look at this! Ritsuko commenting on the news report. Misato couldn't believe her eyes… giant robots fighting in downtown and then she saw something and it broke her heart… Asuka, Shinji and Rei were cowering in an alley narrowly avoiding stray shots of fire.

Misato (heartbroken): Shinji… Asuka… Rei we have to help them get the city's guard going or something… Misato started tearing up.

Ritsuko (sighs): Unfortunately we tried that as those machines have the military pinned and slaughtered. All we can do is hope if for anything else.

-(Powerglide VS Drag Strip)

Powerglide jumped from rooftop to rooftop avoiding Drag Strip's artillery fire as the small Autobot didn't really have a particularly strong weapon. But Powerglide knew if Drag Strip wasn't stopped the whole city was in danger he had to act. Powerglide pulled out his thermal machine gun and shot off a few rounds at the atrocious auto. Two of the 5 shots missed but the other 3 hit Drag Strip right in the hip. The shots stun him.

Drag Strip (growls): Grrrr! I'll carve you up like an old trash compactor. Drag Strip raised his weapon and shot 2 blasts at his enemy. The shots clipped Powerglide's shoulder and wing tip but doing no serious damage. Powerglide then transformed to jet mode while Drag Strip activated his foot rockets and the 2 robots fought in the sky clashing until Drag Strip shot a building's top section causing the thing to collapse… the pieces then tumbled down right on top of Bug Bite burying him. After a few moments he digs himself out from the pile and is apparently showing signs of wear. Suddenly he shouts.

Bug Bite (showing wear): Retreat Decepticons… RETREAT! We've been cheated of our victory! Drag Strip, Crasher, Astrotrain, Octane let's get out of here! Drag Strip, Crasher and Bug Bite transformed back to their car modes driving away while Astrotrain and Octane change into their shuttle and cargo plane modes and fly away.

Bumblebee (wipes hands together): Well I guess we showed them… didn't we? Now where'd those humans go to? He looked around for them as they seem to have vanished.

Hot Rod (hmms): Maybe but at what cost? Every time we fight another planet gets caught in the crosshairs. Glyph clearing throat (?) speaks up for the others and points.

Glyph (points): There. The humans haven't moved an inch. They're right there. The 3 pilots cringe expecting to die a horrible death. Only none came.

Shinji (opens eye): Uh… Asuka? If these robots wanted to kill us then they wouldn't have tried so hard to save us I think. Asuka just bites her lip.

Asuka (bites lip): Maybe. Bumblebee leaned over them and smiled.

Bumblebee (smiling): You 3 alright? Asuka blinked a few times and gave a half smile.

Asuka (low groan): Well do you things have names? Hmm? For that matter what're you?

Glyph (steps up): I'll answer that we're Autobots or Cybertronians. We come from an alien planet called Cybertron. I'm Glyph the science/communications officer these are my comrades Cliffjumper he's a warrior, Bumblebee infiltration expert, our aerial warrior Powerglide, the warrior twins Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, our cavalier Hot Rod and our lieutenant commander Prowl. Those that tried to harm the 3 of you were the evil Decepticons Crasher, Octane, Bug Bite, Astrotrain, and Drag Strip.

Shinji (chuckles): This is right up Kensuke's alley. He'd love to meet you guys.

Rei (monotone/blinks): But why are you here? What is your purpose?

Powerglide (sighs): Our civil war w/the Decepticons has drained our beloved Cybertron of its once rich sources of energy. We came to Earth in hopes of using it help our people. That's the reason we took Earth vehicles for a disguise in order to carry out our mission in utmost secrecy. Another is we don't want Earth involved in our war already 1 too many worlds have fallen over our war's course, Charr is 1 such a place once populated it's abandoned the once vibrant surface is now burned and worn, Paradron a peaceful beautiful place is now a ruined wasteland, Nebulos when certain Cybertronians landed the local people and their machine partners were now actively involved in the war's forefront, Lithone once a vibrant and culturally trading post and is enslaved by the Decepticons Bludgeon, Bombshock and Gutcruncher. The 3 rule the planet w/an iron fist. So ya see we'd prefer if you stay out of the equation.

Cliffjumper (groans): Well now that that's over I guess we'll get you kids home, ah the sun's setting ah… been a long time since I've seen something this beautiful in fact in vorns. Our pilots are hopelessly confused.

Glyph (sees confusion): A Cybertronian unit of equal value to… (thinks) exactly 83 Earth years. It's a long time kids. The kids just nod.

For a few short moments it as peaceful until the army showed up. Obviously they thought the Autobots and Decepticons were both the source of the damage. An army captain used a megaphone to talk to these... machines.

Army captain (commanding): You! The giant mechs! Disarm immediately or be destroyed! Bumblebee, Glyph, Powerglide, and Cliffjumper looked to Hot Rod for answers. Hot Rod took out his Photon Buster and laid it on the ground.

Hot Rod (beat): Ok everyone disarm… now. The other Autobots set down their weapons in a pile. The army tanks raised the turrets and were about to fire until 1 of the pilots jumped in front of their line of fire.

Asuka (defiant): If you wanna shoot them you'll have to shoot me! These mechanoids saved our lives they're not evil! Just listen to them they'll explain. Bumblebee walked cautiously toward the massive army machines who're poised ready to strike at seconds notice.

Bumblebee (nervous): Um… may I speak w/your commanding officer I think 2 soldiers can work something out. I hope. (moving slow) Look I'm walking slowly over to you. The commanding officer seemed intrigued by the mech's cautious nature… maybe it and its group weren't the bad guys but he needed to keep an eye on them just to be sure. Bumblebee put out his hand in friendship.

Bumblebee (nervous): I think this is an Earth sign of friendship… I think. The officer then shook Bumblebees pointer finger.

Army Captain (smiles): Hmm… well I guess I should introduce myself I'm Commander Shinichi Yamaki. But who're… err… what are you? Bumblebee then relayed the war, the energy depletion, the Earth modes, the whole story folks.

-shortly

Commander Shinichi Yamaki seemed stunned at what he heard. Alien robots just too weird to believe then again how're the Angels normal.

Commander Shinichi Yamaki (smiles): So you're aliens huh well welcome to Earth. Though I hate the ***hole… Commander Gendou Ikari will have to have a chat w/the bunch of ya. My unit'll lead the way (hears sirens) huh what's that I didn't call a police escort. Suddenly a white and black Nissan 350Z police car came barreling through the army's forces and the rear part reformed into legs then arms sprouted from the front while a head shot up from the same front, cannons popped from the shoulders then the giant machine skidded to a halt. The machine bore the red Autobot symbol on his chest but that was another matter the main thing was that this robot looked pissed as steam came pouring from his head. Glyph, Powerglide, Bumblebee, Cliffjumper, and Hot Rod stiffened up saluted him.

Glyph (stiffens): Science and Communications officer Glyph reporting for duty lieutenant Commander Prowl sir. Prowl crossed his arms and was still fuming. Bumblebee stepped up to talk.

Bumblebee (chuckles softly): I take you're mad at us right? Prowl tried desperately to contain his rage at his downright reckless crew members.

Prowl (containing his anger): I'm trying very, very, so very hard so desperately to hold my temper down… (explodes) BUT THIS IS UNEXCUSABLE! TEARING AROUND THE CITY STREETS AND CAUSING A RUCKUS I OUGHTTA THROW THE WHOLE CARJACKED UP BUNCH OF YA ALL IN A HARD-TERM DETENTION CELL! (calms down a bit) Then I've got the twins Sunstreaker and Sideswipe lost somewhere… and the 5 of you better have a good excuse. When we get back Optimus is gon' wring yer metal hides for this slag! Asuka had enough of this robots lip. She exploded on Prowl.

Asuka (pissed): Shaddup ya oversized toaster your idiots just saved this neighborhood. And it wasn't their fault it was Decepticons you robo-twit! Prowl was never accustomed to being talked to like that and got angry if he was human he would've had an angry forehead vein.

Prowl (w/a dash of contempt): And who're you carbon based life form to talk to me like that hmm? Now Asuka's forehead vein throbbed in anger.

Asuka (angry): You dare talk back to the great EVA Pilot Asuka Soryu Langley! And besides use your scanner or something err whatever you have. The German fumed at the Autobot police car.

Prowl (does scan): Hmm… Decepticon weapon energy signatures interesting… Ok, ok, ok I believe you guys but what about the twins Sideswipe and Sunstreaker where'd those hotshots drive off to? As if to answer the question Sunstreaker came revving through the area in a total panic. The Lamborghini Transformer transformed and came running and skidding to a stop right in front of Prowl. The ego-maniac had a look of terror on his face-plate.

Prowl (stares at him): Well, well there you are Streaker I was gonna send out a search party for you while in the meantime get any good views of yourself? Normally the yellow mech would give a smart alec remark back but something's spooked him… to the Spark. Prowl knew this must be serious then.

Prowl (rubs chin?): This must be serious if you're not gonna bad mouth me Sunstreaker. What's the problem?

Sunstreaker (glum): Its Sideswipe when we drove up to a look-out point on the city's outskirts I decided to go into semi-stasis, before the said activity Sideswipe took to air to explore… now he's disappeared I can't find a slagging trace of him! Where is he!

What the Axalon crew didn't know was that Sideswipe was in the bowels of NERV inactive until now.

-NERV bowels

Deep in the bowels of the NERV Facility was a large cell complete w/shackles used for holding an EVA dormant until it's used for battle. But this cell didn't contain an EVA but a machine… a machine whose abilities exceeded all others on planet earth. It was an Autobot who was named Sideswipe. Slowly his systems started to reactivate and the Autobot opened his optics. The heroic red mech tried to walk but soon found he had ankle shackles on as well. Also his body was partially submerged in some red fluid and it went up to his knee joints. From the look of the room it must have been some kind of detention room or so Sideswipe thought at least.

Sideswipe (cringes): Talk about a cyclotron torture chamber. (hears footsteps) Huh what's that? I'll bet humans. Indeed Sideswipe heard voices from outside a large metal door in the other corner of the room and the voices were apparently feminine.

Feminine voice 1 (in confusion): Dr. do ya think this is right caging up this thing like some animal for all we know its buddies could come and shoot up the place. So the humans had scientists here thought Sideswipe.

Feminine voice 2 (reasons): You forget Maya this is a code red level threat we have to lock "it" just in case it was flying over restricted airspace y'know. A third voice added its final say.

Feminine voice 3 (reasons too): She has a point though but 1st we have to address any threat it may pose to NERV or the Earth its protocol... Though I wish it wasn't frankly if the thing wanted to attack why fly around like a sitting duck? It's odd I say. The 3 women used a key-card pass to enter the door… but the "thing" was awake much to their horror.

Sideswipe (pleasantly): As much as I like to play cyber-games here I really need to find my brother and fellow crew members. This scared the living crap out of the 3 female humans. By now Sideswipe had a good view of his captors: they're 3 human females, 1 had blonde hair and wore a science robe and judging from chemical analysis from it… the hair was bleached not natural, the 2nd 1 had dk. purplish hair w/a military hat adorning it and she wore a military uniform, and the 3rd 1 was almost like a data collector of sorts. The blonde scientist spoke.

Dr. Akagi (sighs): Well, well Mr. metal man I'm here to determine a few things. Question 1 what're you and 2 where're you from?

Sideswipe (snears): Hmm last time I checked that was classified and just wait till my leader gets a hold of you he'll tear this place apart to find me. Misato got angry at him and snapped.

Misato (snaps): Too bad you'll take it and like it when you answer to our commander. Indeed Commander I. walked into the room to question their captive.

Commander I. (firmly): Again where are you from and what're are you? The large robot whooped in response.

Sideswipe (whoops a bit): I can already tell you're an evil son-of-a-electro-rat. But do me a favor and ding your diodes and get defunct just get it straight human I ain't helping you do worth slag. The commander apparently had no comment.

Commander I. (grumbles): Fine machine stay here and corrode for all I care. Suddenly the commander's cellphone came on it was Commander Shinichi Yamaki of the city's defense force.

Commander I. (answers phone): Yes this is the commander I'm busy… What at the front gate! Dammit! Several more of those mechanical monsters have appeared at the front gate w/our pilots! W/out a second to lose the 4 humans tore outta there as if the hounds of Hades were after them.

-NERV-

Indeed there were robots at the front gate… 7 in fact. The commander saw they had various vehicular parts on their construction a yellow 1 had Lamborghini Murcielago bits, a red, a blue and yellow Citroen Xsara-like set of mechs, a brick red jet robot, an old 1975 Dome Zero w/a flame deco styled warrior and a Nissan 350Z robot.

Commander I. (w/a dash of contempt): Commander Shinichi Yamaki why do you stand in the way of these monsters?

Commander Shinichi Yamaki (stands ground): No because I'm convinced they're the good guys that's why. Shinji gets in the soldiers line of fire.

Shinji (gets in the way): Yeah father they're the good guys here. Don't fire! Rei gets into the act.

Rei (pleads): Commander do not fire on them. Prowl soon walked up to the high commanding human.

Prowl (crosses arms): I'd listen to the young human if were you… Ikari was it?

Commander I. (blasts him): How dare you shoot up the city attack my pilots… you have no courtesy at all! Prowl gets right in the commander's face in fact up close an personal.

Prowl (stares at his face): Don't lecture me on being courteous Ikari you lock up 1 of my crew and deprive him of Energon... Or maybe I should mention Project Instrumentality… the plan to kill all human life just to be reunited w/your dead mate. (growls) You're even more devious than Starscream... and selfish. Misato and Maya looked at him funny… the look was almost a look of betrayal and the commander just sulked to himself.

Commander I. (groans): …

Dr Akagi (taken back): How did you find out? Prowl smiled to his crew.

Prowl (humphs): Your combined computer network is very primitive as you humans say it was "child's play" to hack them. Considering the "cons know we're here I'm calling Optimus Prime he'll know what to do.

Misato (stares): There's more… (gulps) of you?

Glyph (smiles): Of course a lot more. I just hope Prime don't bring Grimlock along. Prowl walks up to NERV's front doors.

Prowl (mentally): The 1st thing I'm doing is freeing Sideswipe and I'm gonna call Optimus… Argh sir how do you do these things?

-TO BE CONTINUED_