The Last Ride

Author: Sniper Artist

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or One Piece. Which is good because I would kill myself if I somehow tainted the greatness of One Piece.

Summary: AU. The New World is indeed a frightening place and Jewelry Bonnie had indeed figured that out mere moments of her discovery.

A/N: Takes place right after manga chapter 595. So, this is indeed a SPOILER WARNING! Also, I want you all to forget everything you know about ninja from Naruto in this story. It's kinda like your typical One Piece/Naruto crossover where his power derives from a Devil Fruit. Please expect some vague background with Bonnie because I vaguely suspect her to be a former slave. But I'm not sure because Oda has a way of twisting common sense (No Shit).

On a burning island in the New World

Terror.

The perfect word to describe Marshall D. Teach and his crew of monsters and sea dogs. They had ridden to the new world in an unsightly fashion and rose hell the moment their legs came from their boat to the land. Settling themselves easily into the environment like a calm poison readying to pounce on it's feast, they had been on the hunt.

One of the famed eleven supernovas, also known as the best rookie pirates of the generation, had caught his eye. A certain gluttonous, foul mouthed woman possessed the power to be, in a sense, forever young and in their prime. Blackbeard was and still is a greedy man, so he hunted her down till the ends of the islands, skewering her beloved shipmates left and right. She had a hard time watching her comrades fall, they were good company and friends. She ran for hours before being caught and tied up, so she did what she did best when captured by one the most notorious pirate crews in the world.

The "Big Eater" Jewelry Bonnie, yelled her ass off. She hated the man whom was sitting in front of her, eating without a care in the world.

"Zahaha, really? A woman like you got a bounty over one hundred million? What are those idiots in Marineford doing? Letting monkeys write the bounties? ZAHAHAHA!" Roaring laughter came from the middle aged man, his smirk never leaving his face.

"The New World is a sea chosen for the STRONG! You have no place in it. That is unless, you take up my offer and join my crew. Hell, you can be my woman!" He said, nearing his face towards hers. As soon as he was close enough, she launched a kick right to his face causing a cut to emerge from his temples.

"FUCK YOU! YA BEARDED PIG!" She roared, watching with pleasure as he started to lose blood.

"Guah! No, no, you're far too uncouth. Some woman need class ya know? I get enough vulgar from my own crew!" He yelled exasperatedly, glancing slightly at Caterina. Shivering, he didn't even allow those thoughts to cloud his already twisted mind. Turning his head, he turned to the exclusive gunner of the ship, Van Auger.

"Hey, the Marine vessel exchange is coming! But I think we should leave!" He exclaimed quietly, eyes glazing to his captain, whom just looked bored.

"And why the hell is that?" Teach replied dully.

"Because "Akainu" is on it." And with that, the entire mood went from lax to alarmed within twenty milliseconds. Though their power was great, the crew still needed time before they take on the great Marine Admiral again. The man was a natural tactician with many years of battle experience under his belt, one of the many reasons why he became known to be as one of the "Greatest Powers" of the marines.

"AH SHIT! We're outta here!" And with that, the Blackbeard crew rode off into the sunset like cowboys in a movie. Very awkwardly.

Leaving one Jewelry Bonnie behind to face the wrath of the most cruel Admiral of the seas.

"FUCK!"

Some where in the New World

The sky was blue and the sea was terribly dangerous from the outlook. Yes, the new world was a terrifying place to be in if they were weak and green. One lone Pirate captain stood on top of his mast to look at the very sight of various thunderstorms taking place one by one in order. The sight was very amusing if looked at from a perfect standpoint.

"Oi! Captain!" He heard a lazy voice spoke from below him. The man had black hair tied in a pony tail that if looked correctly, resembled a pineapple. He also had a scar over his right eye that stretched from his forehead to the bottom of his face.

"What is it, Shikamaru?" The captain's voice was strong and slightly deep, a sign of mature growth. He himself sported spiky blond hair that had a few loose ties on the ends. The blond wore a red suit within his dubbed "Captain's Cloak" and black baggy pants. His face had three whisker like marks on his face that made him look like a fox.

"Hinata has spotted a marine ship forty-five miles away from our current position. What do you want to do about it?" He asked calmly, after many years the man had developed the tone of a veteran sea dog. His adventures shook him but it definitely didn't stop him from his dreams.

"What direction are they going in?" He replied.

"Directly ahead of our course...We have no choice but to cross them if we want to avoid these damn whirlpools. But that's not the most troublesome problem..." The man voiced tiredly and looked at his captain.

"Apparently, Akainu is on that ship. You know what that means...right?" The blond captain nodded, eyes scrunching in silent fury.

"I see...anything else?" Shikamaru nodded.

"They have the Big Eater as a prisoner on board." Smiling at the thought, he proceeded to plan a way to deceive one of the most powerful men in the world as if he had done so a million times.

"I have a plan so don't worry, Shika. That man stills owes me a gift...and I plan on taking it now." Smirking darkly at the rode ahead of him, Shikamaru couldn't help but shiver at the sight of his captain's features.

"Inform Hinata and Haku of my decision. We're putting Code "A.C.T" into action. Be sure to break a leg!" The blond said while walking off to his quarters, laughing strongly as he did so. Shikamaru couldn't help but feel a smile adjourning his features, his captain's enthusiasm was rubbing off on him.

"Yes, Captain!"

Aboard the Marine ship

"High Admiral!" A young, green as grass sailor yelled as he entered the inside room of the ship. Looking around, he saw the famous High Admiral sitting down in a military like stance looking over the map like a shogi board.

"Report." The man said, eyes piercing the young marine like a sword to a body.

"S-sir! Another ship is coming towards us!" Nodding, he stood up and equipped his coat on to imply his position.

"What kind of ship?"

"A marine vessel sir! But there aren't supposed to be any around here sir!" He snapped, thoroughly terrified by just being in the man's mere presence.

"Hmph! A bunch of rogues. We're confronting them! All hands on deck!" The man started barking orders left and right, getting ready to sail towards the "marine" vessel. Once he got outside, his eyes searched for any use of deception, only to find a legitimate marine ship coming towards them. Using his own vessel as a shield, he halted the movement of the other and jumped aboard the rogue ship.

"Halt! Who is the captain of this ship?" Akainu yelled as soon as his feet touched the deck. The door in the back suddenly opened and it revealed to be an old blond haired man that stood near 6'0 tall in height. The man also wore a standard marine outfit ranging from the slacks to the coat.

"I am." As soon as their eyes met, the Admiral widened his by a fraction as slight recognition dawned upon him.

"Vice Admiral Namikaze! What are you doing here?" He said while narrowing his eyes, using sharp wit to scan the man only to find that he was the real deal.

"After you reported your capture of the Big Eater, Fleet Admiral Sengoku sent me here to pick her up so you could continue your search for Blackbeard." The "Namikaze" replied with a cool expression, his eyes showing off not the lease bit of hidden intent.

"I see...very well." He jumped back to his ship, turning to his men, he suddenly began barking more orders.

"Get the prisoner out here! We're exchanging her to Namikaze! After that, redirect out course! We're going for Blackbeard!" And without anymore trouble, he brought a bagged, beaten and hand cuffed prisoner to him. The blond recognized her clothing and knew that it was indeed Jewelry Bonnie under there.

"Thank you, Admiral. Now, I must get going. My duties have sky rocketed after the war ended a few weeks ago." Nodding in understanding, Akainu proceeded to leave with his ship into their previous direction.

"..."

As soon as the Admiral was out of sight and beyond the horizon, the "Vice Admiral" smirked victoriously and snapped his fingers, immediately collapsing the image of the marine vessel and transformed it into a pirate ship.

"That old fool. His arrogance has cost him another lost against me." He said, looking at the former marine look-a-likes. They were now dressed in their usual pirate clothing.

"How troublesome...what if he decided to use Haki?" Shikamaru voiced, looking quite relieved himself. He was not the only one as a long, dark haired man approached him and sighed.

"He's right Captain, that man was no joke." He had a feminine look upon him, but they all knew that he was indeed a man. But the dark blue kimono he was wearing wasn't really helping his gender confusion at all.

"I-I'm sure t-the Captain had a reasonable approach in mind. Besides, he's gone now...right?" The other woman spoke with a slight stutter from the side. Her hair was deep blue and her eyes were white with a hint of lavender within her pupils. She wore a loose shirt and an unzipped hoodie on her top with blue baggy pants on the bottom.

The blond waved them off laughing, walking back to his quarters with his cloak flapping in the winds, giving him a look of confidence.

"Hahahaha, all I did was gamble on the chance that he hasn't changed since I last met him. And I was right!" He started, feeling the eyes of his crew watching him.

"I know the marine procedures like the back of my hand. As soon as an officer captures a pirate, they must report to their superiors within an hour of the capture via den-den mushi. His boss is Sengoku, so I gave him that as a reason." The blonde finished, turning to look at his crew with pride in his eyes.

"I'll explain the rest some other day. Now! We have a guest upon our ship. Prepare a room for her, Hina." The woman nodded and lifted the unconscious, former prisoner gently.

"Haku, prepare tea and dinner! Shika, bring me the maps! We're changing courses." Both nodding, they left to fulfill their beloved captains orders.

"As for me...I'm hittin the sack like always." He muttered to himself tiredly, lazily wiping his eyes.

15 Hours later

Jewelry Bonnie was having a terrible month, or so she thought. First, her crew was forced to leave the Shabondy island early due to some idiot knocking out one of the "great' nobles of the world causing a chain of events to occur that led to an Admiral being called down to deal with the situation personally. Second, she entered the new world in hopes of finding One Piece, only to get shot down within the first week by some retarded bearded pig of a man. This was also a reason for the third, in which, her entire crew was now dead at the very same man's hands.

And now she had no idea of where the hell she was. Terrible, terrible month.

"Where the fuck am I...?" She muttered weakly, eying the ceiling with caution. The last thing she remembered was getting tortured for information by marine soldiers. Sighing, she came to the conclusion that she passed out from her loss of power.

"Awake huh?" A voice said from where the door was. Bonnie widened her eyes and tried to tilt her sore neck in the direction of the voice. She saw a woman with deep blue hair and white eyes smiling softly at her features. Despite that look, the supernova was still cautious. She wasn't so naive as to think that this woman was actually being real with her due to many past experiences.

But the hope was still there.

"Who are you!" She tried to yell but was out to a stop as soon as the woman laid her hands on her stomach. The touch was soothing and calm, like her noticeable serene aura.

"Shhh, be still. You're still injured." Hinata said, looking at her with worry laced in her eyes. Bonnie saw this and snorted.

"Please...you're another one of those fucking marines aren't you? You can't fool me...There is no way I could have been rescued..." She mumbled to herself, causing Hinata to raise a brow.

"How would you know if you were rescued exactly?"

"C'mon... I'm not a former captain because of mere coincidence. The standard marine battleships don't have a single vessel built out of these types of woods. These are hard to find..." She explained softly, her mouth growing tired with each passing word. Hinata giggled and waved her off.

"I assure you. I know you won't believe me but...my captain managed to - for the lack of a better term - steal you away from the ship you were on. You won't understand at first but that is his power." Hinata told her. The pink haired supernova sighed and shook her head, a gesture that meant sleep to her.

"As soon as you are ready, my captain would like to see you." And with that, Hinata left the room satisfied. She had successfully planted the seeds of trust like her captain had wanted.

Captain's chambers

"So, Shabondy?" Shikamaru voiced from the chair he sat at. For the past hour, they had been discussing on what moves to make ever since their meeting with the famous High Admiral. According to his captain, rescuing Jewelry Bonnie was in a way, a change of development in the blond's drawing board.

"Yes, we will be returning to Shabondy archipelago. From there, I want a message to all our other members to arrive here stat! We finally have the missing piece to the puzzle." He muttered, a wisping look entered his gaze.

"Dad was right. You really are the luckiest man alive. But what makes you think that she'll join us?" Shikamaru asked, eyes half lidded in laziness.

"Being lonely is a frightening thing Shikamaru. One needs a reason in life in order to survive out there." The man spoke with a haunted gaze. The other man didn't even need to ask what he meant, being childhood friends.

"Hm. If that is all, Captain." Before he left, the blonde spoke out once more.

"Our guest should be up by now. Can you tell Haku to bring her in?" Nodding his head, the pony tailed man walked off to find his feminine crew mate.

Few Hours Later

Bonnie found herself limping slightly towards the captains chambers. She was escorted by a very beautiful woman, in her own opinion, that looked to be as serene as the other pale eyed lady. She wore a blue kimono that had white snow designs over it that helped her image of soft and innocent quite nicely.

But she was on a freakin pirate ship, so such a thing didn't exist.

"Don't force yourself. The Captain isn't going anywhere ya know." The feminine man said to her suddenly, snapping her out of a muse.

"Tch! Shouldn't you be dragging me off and forcing me to go there? I know that you guys are pirates...much to the shock that's still in me." Haku only chuckled and shook his head.

"Nah, the Captain's pretty laid back."

"And who is this Captain of yours exactly? I mean... I am very well informed. I might recognize him."

"Oh, trust me. When you see him, it won't be too much of a shock." And with that, they approached the door that led to the Captain's chambers.

"And here it is...Well, I'll be going now." And with that, Haku turned and left. Bonnie whom was confused by the reaction, voiced a question.

"Aren't you worried for your Captain? I mean...I am pretty much a stranger..." She said aloud, only for a laugh to be heard.

"If you think you can take on the Captain, then try your best. He ain't no pushover..." Sighing, Bonnie didn't like being underestimated. But she didn't have a choice since they had saved her after all.

Opening the door, she came upon the sight of a blond man chugging down a bottle of rum at a decent pace, the shadows covering his face carefully and efficiently. As she walked in, the door behind her instantly closed causing a loud sound. Startled, she looked at the man at the table and carefully maneuvered her way to the chair.

"Hm, Jewelry Bonnie?" He spoke without turning his head.

"Ya, what do you want? Your people told me to come here." She replied rather rudely, though it was probably as best it could get for a pirate such as her.

"Feeling better I see. Good because I'm gonna just cut to the chase! I want you to join my crew, "Big Eater' Jewelry Bonnie." Her eyes widened slightly at the offer, not really expecting the sudden offer. Chuckling, the blond stood up and walked to the nearby windows to stare at the sheer hell called the New World.

"And why the fuck should I join you. Look, I'm grateful that you some how saved me but what makes you think I would join you. I don't even know you! Not just that. How do I know that you're really a pirate? Not just anyone can fool Akainu, you'd have to be near or above the level of a Shichibukai to do so!" She ranted, face showing multiple signs of sorrow and stress. A terrible combination that could be lethal.

"Hahaha! Good one. Yes, you are indeed right! I would need to be somewhat near that level shouldn't I?" Struck confused by his confession, she gulped and took a turn.

"J-just who are you?"

Turning around, she saw a face that any self respecting pirate would know. Her eyes widened by epic proportions at the familiar sight of the man, whom struck many chords against the marines. The guy in front of her was a force to be reckoned with! She had read many newspapers about the man's deeds and frankly, it shook her to be in his current presence. This was the man that was considered the second coming of the God of Hell himself.

"Y-you're...that Vice Admiral!" Grinning at her flabbergasted expression, Naruto walked over to her and offered his hands.

"Former Vice Admiral! Uzumaki Naruto...but many people refer to me as the "Guasón of North Blue!"

End.

Prologue and well... I needed to rid this idea from my head. Stupid me and my ideas. Well, like Dragon of the West, I have this one somewhat planned out. Some of it is gonna be vague since I want the story to adjust to cannon later on.

Oh and forgive me if I use a Spanish term incorrectly. I have only taken fifth grade Spanish so...I suck lol. But that hasn't stopped me from using those terms. I enjoy using multiple languages in my stories as references to spice things up.

Guasón = Joker

Shichibukai = Seven Warlords (Government approved pirates)

Akainu = Red Dog (High Admiral Title)

Dragon of the West's next chapter is about...77 percent finished. My updates won't be as fast anymore. Hehe sorry, no more three day updates.

As some of you know, I'm a die-hard One Piece fan. So for me, making this story will mean a lot. There are times when plot holes will appear but I'll take care of it like Oda would. Make some random, epic shit up.

Here's the current crew list:

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Captain: Naruto Uzumaki

First Mate: Nara Shikamaru

Hyuuga Hinata (Navigator)

Haku (Doctor)

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Jewelry Bonnie

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Well, welcome to The Last Ride. I hope that you guys will enjoy this one. If you don't...then don't bother reviewing lol.

~Sniper Artist