Alright my first South Park fanfic! yay! Obviously this is in the future which most sp fanfics are lol. please enjoy. warning has language (i think) and yess this is a Kennyx Kyle fic. My fav pairing so if you dont like dont read.
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As the boys stepped onto the school grounds Kenny realized something.
"We're already half way through with our last year of middle school." He mumbled wishing he still had his parka that he had sadly outgrew last year. Kenny had quieted down some since elementary school. Although Eric Cartman matured too, he definitely didn't get quieter.
"Yeah. Finally we're going to high school. Then we can do whatever we want." Cartman smirked.
"You already do whatever you want!" Kyle pointed out.
"Don't be a jealous Jew Kyle." Cartman leered.
"No guys we haven't made serious bet all year. It's kinda like tradition for us." Kenny said making all four of them remember all the bets they had done over the years.
"I don't like bets." Kyle voiced sounded small but only Kenny had noticed.
It was at that moment that Tweek and Craig marched by. Craig had his hand wrapped around Tweek's wrist, while Tweek continuously asked where they were going.
"Just shut up for a sec." Craig yanked Tweek's arm to make him walk faster. The four boys watched with curious eyes as Craig pulled the caffeine addict towards the gym.
As the two boys passed Butters, they stopped so Craig could mutter something at Butters. Butters face went from curious to shock to a weird shyness. He nodded and followed the two boys towards the gym.
"That was weird." Stan mumbled, as he looked around the school yard to notice everyone else seemed oblivious to the strange scene.
Kenny shook his head trying to get rid of the crazy ideas that were running through his mind.
"Bet they are all making out in the gym closet." Cartman stated rather matter-of-factly. Kenny nodded in agreement.
"Psh! Yeah right. Craig isn't gay." Kyle crossed his arms as he saw Kenny nod from his peripheral vision.
"But Butters, is questionable." Cartman wasn't one to be one-upped. "I bet you that Craig, Tweek, and Butters are like friends with benefits together." Cartman challenged.
"I bet their not." Stan took the bait.
"Yeah anything puts Tweek under pressure and he'll back out. Craig wouldn't risk having any relationship with a guy even if he was gay." Kyle backed his best friend up.
"I guess we just made our bet for the year." Kenny laughed.
They all quieted and stared at each other.
"You all want to make this bet official?" Cartman suggested slyly.
Kenny and Stan nodded. Kyle hesitated starring at them all in the face.
Kenny saw the briefest flash of fear across his face and suddenly felt like he should protect Kyle from Cartman. Kyle nodded in agreement a bit dejectedly.
"Alright! Who says that they are having an affair?" Cartman whispered. Kenny and Eric raised their hands.
"So you and Kyle don't think they are? Hmm this will be interesting." Cartman laughed in a way that only a conman could. "Come on Kenny. We will have the rules and our side of the bet for when you guys lose at lunch."
And with that he dragged Kenny away. Kenny tried to half turn and wave goodbye and was slightly victorious. Stan and Kyle chuckled to themselves and waved back to the silly blond teenager who had changed so much over the years.
Kyle remembered the day that Kenny finally stopped wearing his orange parka. They were all at Kyle's house and it had been getting warm in the little mountain city. The whole group, practically the whole school in fact, had been trying to convince Kenny he was too big for his furry hoodie.
It took both Kyle and Stan pulling on a very embarrassed Kenny's sleeves to yank the jacket off. It was then, that Kenny agreed to get something else to wear.
The bell rung and jolted Kyle back to the present. He and Stan walked to class discussing what they would have Kenny and Cartman do if they won the bet.
Later that day the lunch bell had finally rung. Kyle was reluctant to walk to lunch and tried walking slower than usual. That is until Kenny came up behind him.
"Hey, why you walking so slow?" Kyle could hear the smile in his voice but ignored it.
"I'm not walking slow, you just have really long legs." He turned his head to look at the blond who was a good three to four inches taller than him. They all had gotten taller since the were kids but Kenny had surprised them all. He shot up about five inches last summer and was now the tallest out of their group.
"Eh, so what?" Kenny grabbed Kyle's upper arm and dragged him towards the cafeteria.
"Hello Kahl!" Cartman gave a smug grin as Kyle sat down next to Stan and across from Kenny. "We agree to your end of the bet." He signed the piece of paper in front of him. He slid it over to Kenny and tapped the pen on the paper, signaling Kenny to sign.
Kenny looked down at the paper and read. 'If Eric Cartman and Kenneth McCormick lose the bet stated above then they have to…' Kenny blinked once, twice, three times before looking up to meet Kyle and Stan's faces.
Kyle was looking away, a slight blush coloring his cheeks. The blond looked over to the football player. He quirked a brow. "We have to help the art club with their display show? You mean that thing where they get all dressed up?"
"Yup." Stan nodded. "You would have to borrow a suit from me and do what ever the art club needs you to do."
"You guys would give us something easy." He mumbled scrawling his name next to Eric's. "I almost feel guilty for making ours so terrible." He smirked as he saw his favorite redhead snap his face over him. Kenny looked up and winked at Kyle before reaching into his backpack for their part of the deal.
Kyle groaned and looked away. He hated when Kenny did that. That stupid look that made Kyle feel like the only person other than Kenny in the room. 'Stupid blond-haired, blue-eyed teen.' He grumbled silently to himself.
"Alright pay attention Kyle so there's no confusion!" Cartman snapped when Kenny pulled out the paper he had been looking for.
Kyle reluctantly looked down towards the paper.
"Alright if you guys lose you have to cross-dress."
"What? Hell no! You sick pervert!" Kyle crossed his arms . No way would he cross-dress.
"Let me finish damn Jew!" Cartman huffed, obviously trying to keep this conversation quiet for Stan and Kyle's sake. "Anyway, Kenny here, knew that you would object so he made me compromise with him so you would compromise with us. So to make it fair we split you guys up. I'll be the one who chooses Stan's outfit. Don't worry I won't find anything bad." He assured pushing the paper towards the raven-haired boy. "Oh yeah, Kenny gets to pick Kyle's outfit." He barely glanced up from his lunch.
For some reason the idea of Kenny finding him an outfit to cross-dress in didn't make him feel better.
"Here."
Kyle looked over to his best friend, who was sliding the paper towards him. He read Kenny's neat handwriting before sighing and writing his name on the paper.
They all glanced towards Craig who was sitting with some of the jocks. 'Please Craig,' Kyle begged silently. 'Don't be gay with Tweek and Butters.'
The rest of the day Kenny watched Craig, Tweek , and Butters. Butters was probably bisexual, he concluded, Tweek; well truthfully Kenny didn't know what the twitchy kid's preference was. Craig was probably bisexual and didn't realized it. That or he refused to recognize it. The blond knew Cartman wasn't going to lose. He has more pride than every guy at this school combined and more tricks up his sleeve. Kenny better find just the right outfit for Kyle then.
Okay that was the first chapter! ill probably post the second chapter later today bc im babysitting nd i just have to turn on the tv for the kids to leave me alone! haha see you soon.